Recent comments this user has made:
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2009-09-16 07:42:33
 
I'm sure in the future 5 stars are available at every corner drug store, but in 2009, they're a little hard to come by.
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?  ^_^
2009-05-28 09:42:09
 
Is there a children's program it's illegal to get off to? I'm pretty sure whacking off to the Wiggles isn't a crime. At least I hope it isn't.
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2009-04-14 04:56:45
 
Drowsy drivers die.
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2009-03-25 03:34:23
 
Jay Leno? I recognize him! Upvoted!
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2009-01-24 20:00:56
 
Good pilot for the most RETARDED SHOW EVER MADE.
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2009-01-23 02:49:18
 
In what context does the word "fisting" not mean "fisting"?
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2009-01-23 02:42:57
 
This for some. Miniature American flags for others.
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2009-01-16 00:21:22
 
From hell's heart he stabs at us.
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2009-01-16 00:18:16
 
So they're gone? Holy sh*t, this is worse than 9/11 and the Holocaust combined.
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2009-01-14 03:53:53
 
"Yes you are! You're just too stupid to guacamole chip stand!"
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2009-01-12 05:46:17
 
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out what the hell YOU'RE saying.
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2009-01-12 05:40:10
 
Of course he knows how to hotwire it, he's an electrician.
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2009-01-12 05:33:03
 
Oops? Why, what did you do? Oh... I see. Oops.
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2009-01-09 23:36:56
 
Reverse-reverse psychology.
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2008-11-28 06:05:21
 
It's hard to believe someone that young could have risen to the rank of Admiral.
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2008-11-28 05:53:44
 
ALERT THE MEDIA. There is a FAT WOMAN on the internet!
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2008-11-28 05:43:39
 
But... that's not all!
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2008-11-14 02:31:36
 
Flapping my arms, I began to cluck. Look at me.. I'm the disco duck!
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2008-11-12 05:58:23
 
If anything, the first movie should have been LONGER. It was RotK that wore out its welcome. Slow motion hugging is where I draw the line.
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2008-11-06 07:59:56
 
Only 16 more Jaws movies to go. :)
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2008-10-06 08:08:57
 
GENESISSSSSS!
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2008-10-03 05:23:20
 
If it's fake, it's the lamest thing ever. If it's real, it's glorious. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt, since I can't deny myself the dream of a world where teachers give bonus points for doodles of giraffes. That's a world I want to live in.
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2008-10-03 05:15:44
 
I can't believe it took so long for someone to say it.
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2008-09-24 08:51:18
 
Wouldn't it be "cabbagry"? Ala "f*ggotry".
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2008-07-04 07:59:27
 
That name no longer has any meaning for him.
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2008-05-10 05:32:54
 
- 1, since "TIME" should be flashing.
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2008-05-01 04:19:12
 
Beating a dead cat.
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2008-04-23 05:06:23
 
And when I see a big red threatening button that must never ever EVER be pushed.... I just wanna do this.
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2008-03-18 03:57:42
 
This site is about 10 to the 50th power funnier than it logistically should be.
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2008-03-15 07:34:13
 
She barks, she drools
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2008-03-15 07:21:45
 
Because you lack a sense of humour?
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2008-03-15 07:19:29
 
Holy f*cking sh*t.
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2008-02-24 05:34:07
 
And then, this site was voted 5.
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2008-02-24 05:30:22
 
Would have been better if you'd included the part where Riker got the hell out of Dodge.
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2008-02-02 00:07:20
 
Famery-Gai: Some people use the English spelling for English words. Sickos.
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2008-01-23 17:51:28
 
If you think it's too soon, add the site to your favorites, put it out of your mind, and then you'll stumble across it in a few months when it's okay to laugh at. Of course it won't be funny anymore, but at least your conscience will be at peace.
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2008-01-23 17:41:46
 
Jar Jar Binks makes the Ewoks look like... f*cking... Shaft.
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2008-01-23 17:36:21
 
Hey, what're you trying to push on us?
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2007-12-07 02:26:43
 
Yeah, because it's cool and edgy to mock Christians, and DOUBLY cool and edgy to insist that everyone call it Christmas. F*CK CHRISTMAS. Happy Decemberween everyone!
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2007-12-06 05:13:51
 
Golly, if that doesn't put the shaz in shazam!
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2007-12-03 23:14:34
 
Seeya later alligator!
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2007-12-03 02:00:46
 
sex with men upstairs
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2007-11-28 23:02:53
 
Has no one contemplated the ramifications of this? That with all the L, XL and XXL shirts out of stock, Blimpy McZeppelin is going to be forcibly squeezing his sweaty, purulent flesh into a Small?
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2007-11-15 04:06:36
 
Get off the internet. If an episode of 24 had a car chase with the steamsteamlol music in the background, the win would be palpable.
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2007-11-14 04:47:21
 
Yeah. 16:9? ROFL Get with the times, man.
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2007-11-03 09:25:26
 
Well we're OUT of funny cake sites. We didn't expect such a RUSH.
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2007-08-02 10:08:37
 
At least he didn't mess with my f*cking EARS.
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2007-08-02 10:05:52
 
NEWD (Not even worth downvoting)
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2006-11-20 17:24:20
 
danf96871: Hardly. More like combining the two most awesome systems of all time (and thereby merging the two oddest console names of all time) into an unstoppable juggernaut of gaming bliss.
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2006-11-20 08:24:23
 
tehGR1ZZ: *BOL* Damn... I've heard some lame rationales for votes before, but.. Wow. You should incorporate that into a YTMND, and you'll get more laughs than you've ever heard in your LIFE. Except, y'know, for that time you actually let a girl look at you naked.
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2006-11-20 07:31:39
 
Actually, only the multiplatform Sonic games suck *ss (or at least that's my theory) - Sonic Heroes, Shadow, Sonic the Hedgehog 360/PS3... It all makes sense...
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2006-11-19 21:16:05
 
The image loaded first, and I thought "What's the point?" But THEN the music kicked in, and I thought ".....no, really. What's the point?"
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2006-11-19 21:07:33
 
Awful games. Even more awful loop.
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2006-11-19 21:04:29
 
That was painful, man. Really REALLY painful. 0 ( +1 for using DreamCast version of SA2) = 1'd.
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2006-11-19 07:11:16
 
+1 if someone can show me the URL for the "lots of work."
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2006-11-19 07:08:22
 
"Which means that Gamespot reviewers think Nintendogs is better than the Legend of Zelda." Uh, no. It means they think Nintendogs is a better DS than Zelda is as a Wii gamei. Or does everyone think TP is the absolute best the Wii is capable of, both from a graphics and control standpoint? I'd certainly hope not.
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2006-11-19 07:04:26
 
I don't get it. Is this some parallel universe where "Great" means "bad?" WTF is wrong with people?
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2006-11-19 07:01:13
 
Except when you play as Super Sonic, because half the time you go so fast the game can't keep up, and you end up stuck inside walls.
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2006-11-19 07:00:38
 
Outscreening FTW!
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2006-11-16 19:05:05
 
This is hilarious... Or it least it was the first 70 times I heard it.
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