Apparently, Ron Paul invented the electric guitar. Man, he was a true renaissance man...guitar inventor, doctor, economic policy guru, congressman, libertarian, republican, writer.
Well played, good sir. At first, I was thinking you should have said "planets of the solar system", but when you said the moon was the 4th planet, I realized it was a joke and lol'd.
Exactly. If Bush hadn't screwed up so bad, people wouldn't have gone in such a radically different direction. Who'd have thought that only 7 years after 9/11 that we'd elect a black liberal, whose father was a Muslim?
IRC was not the first chat program. It was the earliest of the ones still around today, perhaps, but there were other programs around much earlier. One of the most well known was simply called "Talk".
Wait, how could he send a picture of his penis? There were no pictures on the internet before the World Wide Web was developed in 1991...unless he was sending it as ASCII. lol
I like the one where she tells the 9/11 widow that her husband drowned and then when she is told the husband died in the WTC, she says he must have drowned from all the water trying to put out the fire. lol
I read on the news earlier that Sidney Pollack had died and I was like "Who the f*** is Sidney Pollack?" , but then I read an article about the movies he was in and stuff and then I was like "Who the f*** is Sidney Pollack?"
At first, I thought it was stupid, but then I literally couldn't look away for like two minutes. Finally, I blinked and was able to escape from the trance.
This reminds me of my first job as a meat clerk at Krogers. My boss told me to clean the glass on the meat display. I was wiping the same spot for 20 minutes just to look busy...little did I know he was watching on the store cameras the whole time. D'oh!
