Ah, triple sec and root beer. A classy drink that shall henceforth be known as a "Happy Time Harry". Give me a Happy Time Harry on the rocks, bartender.
As a Yankee fan I respect the Indians for dispatching of my team so quickly and I'm pulling for them to beat the Sox for the pennant and go on to win the World Series. Good luck to the Tribe. Still, that's the gayest f*cking theme song I've ever heard.
I'd 10 this if I could. I can't stand those anti-smoking commercials and I was hoping someone would do a good parody here. But the fact that you were able to turn it into an AYB parody makes it epic.