That was awesome. And LOL at Inkdrinker for telling this guy to be original. Sage advice from Mr. "I made 20 YTMNDs about my never-funny Gay Fuel fad I created".
Did you know that farting can lower your thetan count? So please, conserve your farts. Think of the poor thetans. This message has been brought to you by the Thetan Council.
Also, I love how they criticize psychology as being mind-controlling hypnotism and witchcraft, and yet they have their own. But they call them "counselors" so it's okay. LOL SCIENTOLOGY
The part I like best about scientology is how a science FICTION author spontaneously realizes the truth of history dating back several hundred thousand years (despite not having any formal training or education in science).
Ahhh, the '40s....when all the cool superheroes had an ongoing man-boy relationship. Flash/Kid Flash, Batman/Robin, Aquaman/Aqualad, Green Arrow/Speedy, etc.
Sure it's old soda, but you'd think someone with a username taken from Punch-Out! would understand. The Punch-Out/n*gg* fad has more staying power than the emo/suicide one. Still a 5/5.