Uh, yeah, I'm willing to bet that Nazi concentration camps or the Soviet Gulags, or even our own torture chambers sound more disturbing than that. I honestly can't even believe that even a religious person would fall for this.
Wow, so you are saying that the bungie team specifically went back to TEAM FORTRESS CLASSIC and said "Oh man A MINIGUN would be awesome to have in halo 3!" Also, how much do you think games have copied from MARATHON? That was made by bungie, just after the release of DOOM. Get your facts straight man. And besides all of the things in halo 3 are just variants and re-creations of weapons that they had already invented in the last two games. Sorry, this site = fail, and I don't even adore halo that much.
Yes! This HAS to be real, I mean everyone knows that NEWS REPORTS ARE RIDDLED WITH GRAMMATICAL ERRORS!
Come on man.
"I've never had an owl or any other winged creature for that matter come in high?"
"They examined the owl looked in his eyes and determined the owl was stoned."
wtf...there's four missing commas, and that sentence should have had a period at the end. Good job, I don't think your imaginary owl was the only thing "stoned". And by the way, usually news reports wont use SLANG.
