The Internet: Jack on, jack off.

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?  Tiger Uppercut

^ All the things he never said

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mashed comma potatoes

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?  FUCK

You should change to keyword to "n*gg*rs" so that the infobar matches the site.

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?  ytmnd.cn

MA JHONG!! -- crap.

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When a company makes any game, all games by them are exactly the same?

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?  The 2012 Divine

What does christianity have to do with the mayan calendar?

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?  Test NE O• 3

Techno

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Wait, what?

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M-M-M-M-M-M-MONSTER BURN!!!

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?  Killer App

Where's the funny?

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Piss.

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The coolest kid has photoshop filters on his skin

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+++ Suffer not the heretic. +++

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An' even fewa whot are about ORKZ!

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Not bad.

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lulzy x-treem

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FOR THE REST OF YOUR DAAAYYYYYYS

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That's unobservable. It's currently in a state of superposition wherein it is both burned and not burned.

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The best part was the poetic justice.

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Because, my simple friend, it is a clip of music from the Harry Potter 5 soundtrack.

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They USED to. Nowadays they'd have to resort to throwing turnips.

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This site is bad and you should feel bad.

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Best first post ever

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Am I the only one who figured that out the first time I got to it?

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Someone ought to do a 40k version of this new fad. YEAR ~31K - THE IMPERIUM IS BETRAYED BY ITS DEAREST SON, HORUS, WHO FALLS TO CHAOS AND CAUSES COUNTLESS OF OUR BATTLE-BROTHERS TO BECOME HERETICS. HORUS IS UTTERLY DESTROYED, BUT NOT BEFORE GRAVELY WOUNDING OUR BELOVED GOD-EMPEROR.

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Sometimes when we touch, the honesty's too much.

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Make them increasingly small towards the center for a bonus.

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No, Final Fantasy music would fail. Go back to middleschool.

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