Holy cow, top 15'd? Thankyou everyone! And to answer some questions, the "you win" frame is infinite, and its best viewed in firefox, should only be 3 minutes long or so.
emagtresni; It did tend to happen alot back in the 90's. There was that guy in the scrapyard on Revenge of Shinobi who did that I think. Shinobi bosses were the best; pain = changing colour. That samurai at the start had pink armour by the time you'd killed him. Ragnarofl.
ps3fool; Nah, it begins when it says begin. Everything before is a mixture of Gunstar Heroes-style boss approaching warnings and random sci-fi bypassing-the-mainframe techno-nonsense. Also, cocks.
Goneja; I bet they could keep their eyes open that long, I just don't know if their eyes would still be functioning by the end. They'd be like prunes or something.
Bucketman; I know how you feel. Hayfever has raped my eyes. I get to where he starts to turn red and my eyes just flood. XD The champ drove me to unwilling emo-tears.
I apologise for any shonky text, had to drop the resolution to make it actually fit to YTMND. Hope you all like it. Alot of people complained that the last one should be winnable, so I made this. I still can't out-stare him...
Zatoichi has to be the best film I've ever seen featuring half naked idiots, blind swordsmen with mad skillz and an extended tapdance party at the end featuring rapidly aging children. 5'd
Steve's a great guy. Hardly miserable at all! Hell, he even reschedualed a date with a girl once because he drove past a blues clues kids party and just had to stop by. The guy's a legend, and not emo in the slightest.
http://spocksmack.ytmnsfw.com/ Is where i stole the image from. The moment I saw it I thought "Sword". I love the way she's just wobbling about, MK style. "Finish Her!"
