you people make me sick.

LOL, an average american I'd say :D

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no, the average american actually is semi-knowledgeable about world war 2. they know at least enough to know it was Japanese, not Chinese. This 14 year old kid is just retarded.

No no, we Americans only suck at geography.

i don;t get it... but seriously thats great made me cry

Lol he skipped his history lessons 4 sure

His theories intrigue me and I wish to subscribe to his newsletter.

+7

i find it laffable :)

what a f*cktard. He's saying that Hiroshima and Nagasaka were in China. What an AMERICAN!

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Actually the name is Nagasaki. Who's the american now? (I know I'm not)

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Hiroshima was the first to be bombed kthx.

-1

wow that is intense

learning us fun

true statements.

+1

He spelled it "chineese" 3x. Also, i would have loved to see some responses to this idiot on the board... lol.

LOL, Americans

-3

Ohhh man where is this from? I need to smack the sh*t out of that guy...or at the very least can you follow this up with the responses

trust me, not all americans are that ignorant (just republicans)

it's actually almost accurate, if you repalce china with japan

The american school system fails at life.

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Bobthemilkman: Are you f*cking kidding? He sounds like a 3 year old telling about his day at school

+2

Adolf Hitler (leader of the nazis) couldn't THANK THE US!!! because of the idiot "pride" of the "Chineese".

+1

let me guess, american?

-2

rofl, it was the japanese and nagasaki. lol.

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Average American, yes.

-2

-1

Too much Red Alert 2?

insert comment about americans here

+2

classic

This is what happens when you teach intelligent design in schools.

no way is anybody that dumb; somebody was just intentionally making sh*t up

wow... at first I assumed this was a hoax... but his grammar / coherence is so poor I know its real. Goddamn train wreck... but I'll pick up the comedy gold thats left behind! :D thanks.

Says the kid with a Yuri avatar :P

Link to actual post and get a 5.

You would think with an icon of Yuri he would know a little something about the Soviets... sad really

Who is this retard who speaks as if we need his history lessons?

Hahaha! That's waay too funny!

lol, go to history class, retard

typical american i'd say

-1

Is this really serious? -1 for obscuring this eejit's name.

Avarage american. This confirms the (few) doubts the world has about americans and their perception of history.

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"Who is this retard who speaks as if we need his history lessons?" This line describes it all, WINNER WINNER!

The truth: Paris lagged out

I don't want to know what forum this is. Wait, I do want!

lol, american n00b

-1

Hey, if Yuri is sayin it, it's gotta be true

I'm surprised he didn't assume Hitler was also Chinese and had a pet talking pig.

STUPID AMERICANS

LOL at everyone assuming he's American with no evidence other that that he's not all that bright.

A shockingly realistic account of WWII. My god, it's like he was there!

funny how we have the world by the balls, and we're infested with people like this, huh? in his defense he's probably 11.

Is that why the Russians and Chinese have built and spent more money or on average then American in terms of newer technology, or that Russia is still 1 of the largest powerhouses? Nope. You guys are just poorly educated, thats all.

I really, really hope that fellow was either joking, or too young to know history. Otherwise, he's overdue for an entertaining Darwin Award.

good lord. That is bad. In my speech class a few years ago I was appaled because this black kid gave a speech on why we went to war in WW2. He said something along the lines of "To Stop the communist movement of the nazi's and keep them from killing all

The guy is obviously joking. So gullible.

LOL Japan bombed Pearl Harbor, China was actually our ally.

I enjoy that everyone comes in here and corrects him; as if he could hear you all.

5 for the music that fits perfectly

You people actually believe that post is serious? You are all stupid, or at least incredibly gullible.

Post is likely an attempt to troll. But knowing the mass amount of retarded kids on the internet. It wouldn't suprise me if it was real.

believe me, i've met some pretty dumb people, and the fact that george w bush was re-elected proves that, yes, someone can be that stupid.

omg...if i ever found out who typed that, i'd go to his house and stab his nuts with icepick...multiple times. i liked the maple leaf rag though, catchy tune.

lolmg. Filthy chinese with thier honor...

Well, I'll be damned. I've been learning the wrong history in school the entire time! Those f*ckers!

You guys are f*ggots for making fun of America btw.

i can't beleieve how dumb some people are... 5/5 for pointing out how bad that person needs an*sskicking.

HOM HOM HOM AMERICANS ASDF FGSFDS

and people saying average american... yea, but thats because the south takes us down alot. on average we are that dumb, but take out the south and we are good. americas great.... but not the south

Education in the US is ranked pretty high out of all the nations in world, and its not like we're the only country that has stupid and ignorant people...

+1

Throw that stupid f*ck off a bridge.

Reason why everyone is saying it's done by an American is because he is saying "THANK THE US" which let's face it, is an argument lots of Americans resort to on online political arguments

I'M SO HAPPY WE BEAT CHINA LOLOLOLOLOL

NUKE THE CHINEESE NAZIS OMG LOL

Hey, f*ck you, MunkieMaster. The south isn't full of rednecks and hillbillies (except Mississippi) like it used to be, so shut it. In actuality, it's more than likely the American Midwest, land of dumbasses and ZOMGJESUS, that's killing our numbers.

After all, it's f*cking Kansas that stirred up the Intelligent Design bullsh*t.

"Education in the US is ranked pretty high out of all the nations in world, and its not like we're the only country that has stupid and ignorant people..." No, you just elect them XD

he forgot poland. :(

Anyone who thinks the post in the YTMND is serious needs to be killed.

lol, that person fails at life big time

People who play games like Red Alert 2 and enjoy it aren't even lesser humans (such as Canadians or Europeans), let alone higher species of humans such as Americans or Mexicans.

Pathetic that this was posted on July 4th. Celebration of our country.

The sad thing is, this guy probably has a BA in history too. f*ck, western education sucks.

Holy crap.

GODZILLA JUST GOT HIS*ssKICKED BY MOTHRA.

You mean it wasn't the Germans who bombed Pearl Harbor!? DANG! D< [/sarcasm]

Hahahaha, this was good, but what was better was the people thinking he's automatically American.

That's the public school system for you...

I like how this has led to a big LOL, AMERICA circle jerk. Way to go, mongoloids. Oh, and Scott Joplin eff tee double-yoo.

goodness!

I love how this kid speaks with such authority. "obviously you dont understand what had happened!" But, just the way he forms sentences and explains things, it's definitely a little kid rather than a slow adult.

...I knew my history teacher lied about WW2. So THIS is what really happened....

I love ow the guy is totally not being serious and you all think he is. Poor grammar and spelling does not make something true.

LOL, probably a 12 year old kid with liberal parents who didn't want to teach him about the history of "this evil country." And to all foreigners, you say stupid americans, yet everything on this site is american! NOOBS!

By the way the irony of my post is I made a typographical error on the word 'how'.

Yup dumbass republican kid.....

OMFG LOL, what an idiot, i mean they couldent even spell Nagasaki right

America = Fails at life, go Germany and China

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ra2/yr, sick game

I think this guy taught at my high school.

lol, Americans are f*cking retarded, it wasn't even teh Chinese f*cking Americans always thinking every asian is Chinese

"he forgot to mention canadians kicking alot of ass" LOL, Dieppe.

If anyone really believes a prepubescent kid ranting on a forum represents dumb America, then they themselves are dumber than ANY American.

Bless, he's probably about 9

Holy Jesus... When I'm on forums, those are the kind of people I bash miserably. Such idiocy does not deserve to live. Please, make more YTMND's that involve the replies to that.

damn those chinese for bombing pearl harbor, killing JFK, starting the metric system, and riding dragons naked. ^-^ estuboki

WOW! Some 9 year old retard on a forum - all americans must be like him! ALL OF THEM, BECAUSE ENTIRE COUNTRYS ARE REPRESENTED BY DOUCHES ON THE INTERNET!! So f*ck off you gay*sspussy foreigners.

all those bashing america and its un-educational system go ahead and use your superior minds to explain what historians think really happened. And don't wikepedia it either.

Funny, I really do find it tragic he doesn't know. As for calling him an average American, I suggest yo pull the C*ck out of your anus and get yourselves a better country before we make any more comments

Everything that guy said is true. No, really, it is.

Wait a sec is this fake? Cuz the name is blurred out he didnt show the URL.

5 for Maple Leaf

Five stars for posting the comment on the forum on July 4th.

That just BEGS to have someone voice act while making typos painfully obvious.

5 for the music. Scott Joplin owns.

Fun Fact: Most of our past Presidents are from the South, Virginia especially. Funner Fact: Most "LOL DUMB AMERICANS" people on here are currently suckin' on a Texas Shlong.

I'm pretty sure it's real. I've been to multiple forums like that. I also like how Sclass12 is planting a whole bunch of "it's fake" comments, and almost noone else is. americans= fun to pick on

Oh and it's a good thing he put that side note about Hitler. Wow, I never knew he was leader of the Nazis!

""Education in the US is ranked pretty high out of all the nations in world, and its not like we're the only country that has stupid and ignorant people..." No, you just elect them XD" You're an idiot. At least we're not like other countries li

^Like England that elect pussies who act like Bush's personal b*tch

LOL If he was American...thats sad because he just inspired a bunch of American hating n00bs to post retarded comments when We (the Americans), the Brittish, and the Russians saved the whole f*cking world from Hitler and the Nazis

Whoops....lol mispelled British

this depresses me as an american. im gonna petition the government to give me the right to kill this and all other retards like this

It was the Japanese who bombed Pearl Harbor not the Chinese you idiot!

The fact that Americans have enough balls to say that they saved everybody's*ssduring WW2 proves their stupidity to me.

These comments are in themselves hilarious - the post is so retarded in so MANY ways, it's silly to only point ONE out, like he was right about every other fact.

I'd subtitle this: Don't Ever Believe ANYTHING You Read on the Internet - or, A Little Learning is a Dangerous Thing - or, LOL Fox News Watcher

These people are retarded

Reminds me of an episode of Freakazoid where he goes back in time, stops the attack on Pearl Harbor, and declares that WWII has been prevented. Guess he forgot about Hitler.

This was probably some kid who learned his history from Nickelodeon.

WOW WHAT AN IDIOT lol

THIS GUY DOES NOT REPRESENT THE AVERAGE AMERICAN!

Yes, Americans are notoriously poorly educated in history - nevertheless the US did save Europe and Asia, then rebuilt Germany and Japan from the ground up instead of forcing depression-causing reparations.

A lot of people actually think they know what type of people Americans are. But how many of them have actually been to the U.S.?

Okay, I admit it. Every American is half-retarded and we all carry guns with us wherever we go. You guys certainly are experts on what it's like to be an American.

America sucks my balls

"rebuilt Germany" lol you wish, germany was pretty much fire bombed to hell during ww2 then spilt between east-communist and west-democracy learn2readhistory

grammar hax

heh i love how you guys are getting upset at people making fun of americans when we make fun of ourselves more then anybody

Bobthemilkman is quite right actually. Replace china with japan, and Nagasake with Nagasaki, and delete the part where he says that Nagasaki was bombed first.. and... Wait..Bobthemilkman wasnt right at all :P

ok, seriously I truly think all humans need to die- right now. Smartest beings on earth? According to you dumb sh*ts hell no. Thats why I am declaring myself Humaniod 1.0 - much better than you dweebs.

5, but dear god you people are racist. We go and suffer to save people who later get pissed off at us.

LOL! Somebody got China confused with Japan. Lot of other errors in his post too. http://fattygetsowned.ytmnd.com/

Oh, and you anti-american sh*tbags shut your stereotyping mouths before I kick you in your glass jaw. Pussys.

Oh and before you go off on that iraq stuff and vietnam, that wasn't exactly saving, thats getting in other country's business and being resource-hungry, respectively. I don't approve of either.

Oh and you guys shouldnt insult Hitler becuase everyone knows when the apocalypse arrives Nazis will ride dinosaurs through the streets.

Oh and I got to stop saying "Oh and..."

fake.

LOL the secound bomb was called fat man, not big boy, lol china

"Was it over when the Chineese bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

this was a troll post, not real. also lol@anti americans. the average citizen of EVERY country is a retard, except possibly japan. only diff is we are also FAT!

WHAT'S FUNNY IS ALL THESE PEOPLE SAYING "LOL STUPID AMERICAN" AND "JEEZ THIS SHOWS HOW DUMB THE US IS" ARE RETARDED BECAUSE THE POST IS FAKE

People like this give us non-*ssholeistic Americans bad names.

People like that make me feel REALLY Smart.

XD on July 4th

OK so by now you've seen the comments above and you've read this far, so I should say a few things. This is going to take a few comments, so put on your reading glasses. First, this is real. I don't remember what topic it was in; it might have been a 4

4th-of-july topic or a completely different one... But it's real. This is a complete idiot who, regardless of age, we have always found hilarious in the huge disparity between actual knowledge and know-it-all attitude. He was flamed off the boards pretty

quickly. Everyone who voted this a 1 saying it was fake is not only wrong, but a jerk to boot. Second, this is not an "Americans are stupid" YTMND; *I'm* American. Why this YTMND got so popular so long after creation is beyond me, but I expected it *mi

*might*, *maybe* become famous, so I blurred the identifying marks so our board wouldn't be Googled by the whole world and spammed with "LOL STUPID AMERICANS LOL!!!11" Everyone who sees this as an example of stupid Americans needs a reality check; one

person is not a great statistical sample. This YTMND is making fun of someone who said, "Obviously you don't understand what happened!", and then made a complete*ssof himself by spouting a monolgoue of bullsh*t that not only was wrong, but full of spel

spelling and grammatical errors. Finally, the follow-ups happen to this day, but are not really worth posting. Basically, we just put a reference in italics, i.e. "At least they didn't end up like all the [i]Chineese[/i] in [i]Nagaska[/i]." One of our

regulars is actually a Chinese-Englander, adding to the hilarity. So in conclusion... many of these comments I could actually compile and label "TRAGIC", but I'm glad to see proof that some people actually got the joke I was telling.

I thought we bombed the Koreans..

Im going to Nagaska this summer. Hope theres not a lot of asians there though :(.

The whole time I was reading this I wanted to yell "JAPAN YOU MORON! JAPAN!"

What a f*cking hilarious American travesty.

Well, you can't keep idiots off the web. : btw, damn straight wallet.

YEH ALL AMERICAINZ MUST B STUPID BCUZ SUM OF T3H VOCAL NUB PRETEENZ R DUM WE KAN KALL THEM ALL f*gZ NOW CUZ WRNT STUPID LEIK THEM LOL NEWBS. Seriously, grow up you morons. Awesome YTMND though.

I knew it.

Tragedy. When the feeling's strong and you can't go on it's tragedy.

5 because of yuri as his avatar (c&C owns) and because of the music

Well I'm happy someone finally got the truth out there. Honor is for retards.

LOLSKATES HAHAHAH YOU MAKE ME LAUGH..YOU CAN TEACH ME HISTORY ANY DAY! about how them chinese bombed pearl harbor and how second atomic bomb was droped on hiroshima AHHAHA ROFLCOPTER LAWL LOLOL

XMFD

http://www.seiken.co.uk/momm/forum/index.php?act=idx Additional location research in progress... P.S. - You anti-american idiots need to get a life.

I suspect it's a user called Witchdoctor... Same member name, same join date.

http://www.seiken.co.uk/momm/forum/index.php?showtopic=4937&st=0&#entry65245 Unfortunatly, that user no longer exists I think. :)

The sad part is that I know people who are this stupid.

Damn the Chinese for attacking Pearl Harbor! Damn those guys! Oh....wait....

Well spank you very much for finding the site and posting it specifically because I said I didn't want everyone spamming it. Jerk. Anyway I have no idea who WitchDoctor is; the guy's name is YuriPro.

southerners shouldnt be allowed internet access.

Thankgod American came and saved the day. Not like those lazy Russians.

This is great, but people saying "dumb Americans," first of all, we have no solid evidence he is American. All we have is him saying "SO THANK THE US." He always refers to the US in the third person, never as "us" or "we"... but he's probably A

*American anyway haha... like, overwhelmingly likely that he is.

If it was a real post, he needs to die. If it was a fake, he needs to die for doing a crap job at being funny.

Somehow, Yuri posted as "WitchDoctor". if you look at his post history, his posts are there. Also, hiw home page link leads to http://cott.moddb.com/ have fun kiddies.

Ahh... I understand now. "WitchDoctor" is his forum rank. It's YuriPro on the link I posted. :)

LOL! His gmail account is yuripro84@gmail.com

Wow. That their is a real humanitarian.

On the topic of American education http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005/09/13/national/main838207.shtml

Annnnnd I used the wrong "there."

he forgot the part where New Mexico defeated Belguim at the battle of lexington and concord. what a n00b!

5 for YURI

This is what you get for sleeping through history class.

http://yuripro.ytmnd.com/ New Fad? Not Likely. Bored Ganzor? Very likely.

On the subject of the Chinese attacking Pearl Harbor: http://chinesetreachery.ytmnd.com/

Wow, people making fun of Americans! What f**cking Brits! lawl But seriously, that guy is stupid. If you think all Americans are that ignorant though, than you're pretty damn ignorant. GG

Hey! He left out the part when Italy was invaded by the Koreans by way of the Ho Chi Minh trail!

Needs R.Lee Ermey saying What is that? WHAT THE f*ck IS THAT?!

We fought China in WW2? this is news to me, I better go tell my teacher he's a stupid face! This is soo funny

ELOHEL AMERIKANS R STUPID LOL BUSH SUX LOL . shut the hell up. Funny find though.

LOL great follow-up and great MASH ytmnds guys. I bet YuriPro watched MASH. I've been laughing nonstop for about 30 mins that this guy's email/forum account/nickname is ruined because of one ytmnd.

Adding this moron to my list of "people to punch in the face."

controversial and enlightening, just like ww2!

Don't blame America for one moron's intelligence... anyway, this YTMND rages me due to the stupidity of this person, more than make me laugh.

No brains. How tragic. D:

What a dumbsh*t...

Wow, this guys fails at both history and life.

I think Adverb or inkdrinker posted this on the YTMND forums too... looks like we'll never know

jesus titty f*cking christ that guy is stupid as sh*t, probably french

"Reminds me of an episode of Freakazoid where he goes back in time, stops the attack on Pearl Harbor, and declares that WWII has been prevented. Guess he forgot about Hitler." He stopped the U.S.'s involvement in the war. History More Seriously.

Proof of intelligent design? :p

damn the chinese and their "honor"!

im a little hurt by this. i LIVE IN NAGASHKA and we've never had honor.

Damn those Mexicans!

At first I thought it was an elaborate conspiracy theory. But why would anyone conspire to switch the order of the nukings? Or to change the spelling of Nagasaki? And the word "Chinese"?

Good God, what do they teach at schools today?

5 for Yuri

Typical American

Someone should make a dramatic reading out of this. Posthaste.

What a retard.

..this kind of ignorance makes me physically ill. A friend of mine did a similary wacked explanation of D-Day, forcing me to wack him with a rolled up magasine.... I feel very much like wacking someone right now as well.

huh?

Very good :D Thanks for the comments explaining the idiot behind all this. China/Japan... Nagasaki/saka... Hiroshima, bombs. He's *almost* there, he has the vague ideas.... maybe if you hit him harder he'll get it right next time.

Obviously you don't understand what happened.

OMFG YOU ARE IGNORRNT TRIING TO STEROTYPE AMERICANS YOU f*ckING LAZY FUKIGN FORINERS!! WHHOOPS I CONTRADICTED MYSELF BY STEROTPYING FORINERS LOL!!!1

i hope he catches the aids. f*ck. japan and china are different countries. what a stupid cock goblin.

ROFL

wot a nub

to all the f*ggy eurotrash commenting this guy is actually from canada f*cking french people

lol hes mad

i am annoyed......f*ckin retard.....

...needs more teksoqp

In his uprightness answer thus returnd. Faire Angel, thy desire which tends to know The works of God, thereby to glorifie

Haha, Americans! Isn't it funny how there are no educated people in America? I mean, I'm American and I can't figure out why I'm so f*cking stupid... it must be... like... because I'm... ...hold on... I think I got it... ....must be because...I'm...American! That must be it! Okay, that's enough sarcasm. For all you *ssh*les know that idiot could've been from Canada or the UK. Stop generalizing.

DRAMATIC READING FTW

And this guy was serious..? I love how moronic and ignorant us Americans are... I'm also kind of tired of people praising the U.S for winning WW2, without the Soviets that war would have dragged on for another 1-3 years.

TYPICAL DUM AMERICAN LOLOLOL!!!1!!!!11!!!! Seriously, only YTMNDers could suck the fun out of a hilariously dumb post like this and make it into a bad joke about an entire nation. If we were all really that dumb, this wouldn't have made it into the top viewed, because Americans (the majority of YTMND's audience) wouldn't get it.

wow.. just.. wow..

that guy looks like Zod... better kneel.

I lost faith in humanity

lol, I've met 6 year olds that know they were japanese.

Dumbass.

that guy should uninstall life

"The decided to research it in three secret bases (forgot names)" This is the funniest line in the history of the world.

im lawling more at how everyone uses this to portray your "average american" than the article itself

oh ya and five for funnys

http://realww2reading.ytmnd.com/

wtf was that kid talking about