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| Site Title: | Alex Jones is a chainsaw! | ||||||||||
| Site Domain: | alexjonesisachainsaw.ytmnd.com | ||||||||||
| Created by: | Turtleproof | ||||||||||
| Created on: | 2009-10-27 16:10:31 | ||||||||||
| Image Origin: | Really awful use of directional motion blur. | ||||||||||
| Sound Origin: | I could have animated the teeth but that takes time. | ||||||||||
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| Description: | And, n*gg*, I ain't got time for this sh*t. | ||||||||||
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| ITS A CONSPIRASAW |
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| Proof that paranoid schizophrenics can be successful in society. |
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| Never stopped Hitler. |
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| JONESAW IS READYYYY |
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| This comment is equally as good as this site | ||||||
| But not as good as this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGFw3hY20lM |
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| that man ain't no paranoid schizophrenic, he's a manipulative fear monger. he knows exactly what he's doing. good site, too bad it could be interpreted as an endorsement of alex jones' misguided ranting. | ||||||
| The conspirasaw would have to cut through a Jew World Order, boring through the hollow earth's crust, into the secret cities, and decapitating the leader of the Crab People and/or Reptilians for this to be an endorsement. When he yells like that it sounds like a chainsaw to me. |
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| Because he IS the chainsaw of Truth that cuts through the New World Order and their matrix of lies. |
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| I suggest turning the TV off for a few hours a day... |
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| oh it's YOU uncircumsized. heh. check out a book called "imperial brain trust". it's all about the council on foreign relations and how they worked with the government in the 20's and 30's. it's a very different spin on the thing that Jones talks about. | ||||||
| There's a video of Omaba being asked if he's a member of the CFR, and he basically says he doesn't know. He said this: "Uhh... The Council on Foreign Relations... I don't know if I am an official member (...)" |
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| i feel sorry for ytmnd | ||||||
| Sorry for being such sheeple? Or maybe for the recent decline in general quality of the sites? |
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| This is pretty sweet but Alex Jones is a retard. | ||||||
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| I'm surprised you don't have this site FAV'd. |
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| Done. | ||||||
| GOD YES |
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| Everybody who thinks Alex Jones is a cook needs to check this out ASAP: www.falloftherepublic.tk |
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| 5 for truth |
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| CUTTING THROUGH THE LIES AND DISINFORMATION! | ||||||
| perfect | ||||||
| best use of alex jones scream yet | ||||||
| No, this is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIV7r7JdUr0&feature=related |
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| Now this is more like it. | ||||||
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| He's back! Now for a limited time with your purchase of Tile™ Site Downvoter. |
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| Now available on iTunes for only $9.99 |
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| MacLul | ||||||
| ASSC*CKCreduxredux |
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| You know what? Somehow I'm not glad to see him back this time. He's really getting boring. |
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| …boring, says Mr. VACCINES ARE DESIGNED TO KILL US ALL INFOWARS PRISONPLANET NEW WORLD ORDER MAX DID WTC 7 WITH NANOTHERMITE NO SERIOUSLY WHY ARE YOU ALL STILL HERE CAN'T YOU SEE HOW SERIOUS I AM |
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| No time for this now. We're now entering the greatest period of human history... Will you stand up for what's right? |
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| I missed him | ||||||
| It's funny, but where's the sound from?
If it's awesome, you get a 5. | ||||||
| http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VudMwK2sN98&feature=related | ||||||
| Actually: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGFw3hY20lM |
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| You gotta hand it to Alex Jones, he sure makes a loud point. |
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| how is this not a fearcondom site | ||||||
| it's very fearcondomlike
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| If I like Alex Jones, how do I rate this? | ||||||
| 5, because all publicity is good publicity. |
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| You don't rate it, you stab yourself through the chest for being a tinfoil hat retard. |
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| You're right kacen, all the fans of Jones are retards. The media always tells the truth. Iraq had WMD's. There is nothing fishy about 9/11 at all. It was 16 guys with box cutters (half are still alive but that makes sense too). Lets all go take the vacine now for something that has killed %400 less people than the seasonal flu. It's a national emergency you know. |
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| Yeah, and the President didn't let his daughters to be vaccinated, but that's nothing to worry about is it? Yes: http://www.infowars.com/first-daughters-not-vaccinated-against-h1n1/ |
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| A more recent news story says the entire family was vaccinated. That's coming from FOX, for f*ck's sake, the same source that published the original story saying they were not vaccinated only three days before the story saying that they were. http://whitehouse.blogs.foxnews.com/2009/10/27/first-daughters-receive-h1n1-vaccine/ |
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| LOL? |
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| So I was wrong on one detail: The Infowars story you posted (which was lifted directly from FOX: http://whitehouse.blogs.foxnews.com/2009/10/08/first-daughters-not-vaccinated-against-h1n1/) is actually from the eighth of this month. The first family was vaccinated only yesterday, reported by the same news company that previously pointed out that they were ineligible for vaccination earlier. |
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| "You're right kacen, all the fans of Jones are retards."
Glad to see we're on the same page. |
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| Just because our government lies to us doesn't mean there is a pyramid elite pulling the strings with an ulterior motive involving the creation of a one world government and the genocide of billions. Our government simply isn't coordinated and organized enough--corrupt and selfish maybe, but not competent. Congress can't decide on a bill for health care reform, We've never succeeded at colonial occupation for f*ck's sake. Also, millions take flu shots every year and we have yet to see a zombie outbreak. |
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| Instead of repeating the tired old mantra that "conspiracies are impossible!! YOU ARE ALL COOKS!! They may be corrupt, but to think THEY COULD KILL THEIR OWN PEOPLE?! THAT'S HERESSY, THE GOVERNMENT IS GOD!! SHUT UP, RACIST!!!", you need to watch this: www.falloftherepublic.tk. I just can't understand how can you people be so willfully conned on all these fronts, and deny the Truth when it's right there in front of you!! And you have no idea how pathetic it is that you are the people who believe totally |
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| blatant lies about 9/11 where there's so many inconsistencies in the official fable (how can you ignore WTC7?!) that I imagine you must engage in massive double think to deny this stuff to yourself, and yet you have the nerve to laugh at the man who is trying all his best to get this information out you! Really, who are the fools here? |
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| Meh, Tower 7 was hit by burning chunks of building.
And why the f*ck would the government, assuming the truther story is true, need Tower 7 to fall when the twin towers supposedly fell due to demolition. Did they think "Well, two huge towers dominating the New York skyline falling is ALMOST enough, but we just need little insignificant tower 7 to go down too."
There has never been another case in history of planes that big full of that much fuel hitting buildings such as the World Trade Center.>> |
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| So when you conspiracy theorists say "IT LOOKED LIKE A DEMOLITION, THAT'S NOT HOW A BUILDING WOULD FALL IF HIT BY PLANES", you lack a frame of reference to compare it to with the latter "point".
It's just like when moon landing deniers (who should be f*cking executed as far as I'm concerned), say the moon walk looked "fake". Compared to what? What's your frame of reference?
I admit to hypocrisy a bit though, I myself am a Holocaust denier. Too much sh*t about the holocaust doesn't bode well with me... |
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| Architects and Engineers for 9/11 Truth: http://www.ae911truth.org/ <-- Here you have lots of research on the collapses of the World Trade Center towers. They focus on the scientific facts about the collapses of the buildings, but leave questions like "why?" to other people. Well, make out whatever you want, but there happened to be a CIA office in WTC7: http://archives.cnn.com/2001/US/11/04/inv.newyork.cia.office/ | ||||||
| If anything the fact that a CIA office was in WTC7 just points to it not being an inside job since the CIA is one of the big bogeymen in all your conspiracy theories.
http://www.debunking911.com/
Look through this site. |
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| The fact is that if you still believe the official story you either haven't done any real research on the subject or you read an article in popular mechanics and are incapable of doing any thinking for yourself. A number of government agents and people on the 911 commision have now stated that the investigation was a whitewash. If you do the research you will find way too many holes in the official story that make it absolutely ridiciulous. The debunkers wont touch these holes. Dismissal by omission. |
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| The debunkers also have a tendency to contradict their own stories. For me, the greatest hole in the official story is what happened to WTC7. Not only the mere fact it was a control demolition, but also the way government denies it, putting out contradicting statements clearly shows they're hiding something. And WTC7 is just one strand in a great tapestry... |
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| Seriously, Uncurcumcised, shut up. Your conspiracy theories are warped logic that make up just as much fact as you claim is made up for the public. You're buying into false facts. They're made up for people like you to buy and advertise. Stop being brainwashed. | ||||||
| Yeah, I saw Zeitgeist too. | ||||||
| Zeitgeist is disinfo. Watch Fabled Enemies or 9/11: Blueprint for Truth (a lecture by architect Richard Gage). |
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| I don't think you truthers understand how f*cking impossible it is to create a one world government empire successfully. It has been tried throughout history and it has always failed, and many of them had slaves, and vastly superior technology compared to the cultures/regions they conquered. Information travels too fast, and technology is too accessible in modern society for it to happen again. The British Empire, the largest empire in history, only controlled 1/4 of the population at its peak. Weak. |
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| Also I like how we went from a discussion over genocide and world conquest to 9/11. Worrying about the world trade center attacks at this point is so inconsequential compared to the bigger picture, according to what has been dictated from Alex Jones, anyway. It's like you've been programmed to bring up the same details every time someone challenges the logic of Alex Jones' theories, regardless of its content and focus. I don't even need to debate the specifics to know how ridiculous the conclusions are. |
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| Stop babbling already and go here: www.falloftherepublic.tk And you said, "Information travels too fast, and technology is too accessible in modern society for it to happen again." -- yeah, so why aren't you using this information? FALL OF THE REPUBLIC IS THE ULTIMATE INFOWEAPON!! | ||||||
| Because I do my own research. I don't rely on a paranoid nutcase to feed me information no matter how good his intentions are. |
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| And by technology I mean munitions and telecommunications. We knew about the revolt in Afghanistan because of the internet. There was a media blackout caused by the government but information was still spread, because it was impossible to quarantine millions of cellphones. Also, have you seen anyone wielding swords lately? Even with government regulation the black market brings people competent weapons across the world. The general population has access to plenty of technology, and they have used it. | ||||||
| Go to Google News and type in "New World Order" or "global governance". I don't have time to play these little mind games anymore. | ||||||
| wisdumcube'd | ||||||
| alex jones tornado warning |
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| Genius. | ||||||
| haphaphaphaphaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| http://www.prisonplanet.com/satire-alex-jones-becomes-a-super-saiyan.html | ||||||
| Wednesday must be the slow day on YTMND. |
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| All the same, though, I've already printed and framed the screen shot of the front page. It's hanging above the space heater right now. |
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| It's been a slow day for about a year. |
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| you might get over 100 votes, big guy! that means you need to get the front page tattooed on your lower back. | ||||||
| I have one with almost 1,000 votes. What do I do with that? | ||||||
| Bad Doom addon flashbacks... |
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| ALECRT JONES HE IS GAY ON RADIO AND HE SPEWS HIS LUIBERTAARIN SH*T BUT HE DONT REALIZE HE SUX BECAUSE HE PLAY MORTAL COMBAT WITH KRAMER AND HE'S A NGGGGGGGGG REMEMBER WHEN CRAMER SAID HES A NGG AT A COMEDY CLUB N PEOPLE GOT PISSED WELL THATS ALEXCT JONBES AND HES FART |
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| Kramer is a 33rd degree Freemason (yes: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0724245/bio). |
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| perfect use of directional motion blur | ||||||
| Here's +1 more to encourage the production of a LOUDTMND of this site. |
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| Another idea I've been sitting on is making a new image of Yawn-Malice's song, with juggling weedwhips and American idols. The Conspirasaw could be one of the items thrown, and at extreme volume. |
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| LOL OK http://bassboostowns.ytmnd.com/ | ||||||
| I have seen too much of Alex Jones' sh*t without a sane opinion... thank you. | ||||||
| AMBROSIA WAS AN INSIDE JOB. | ||||||
| No vote because he actually sounds more like the referees from Mutant League Football. |
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| Wow this is intensity in 11 cities |
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| Pretty good man. | ||||||
| Finally someone reveals Alex Jones for what he truly is. A screaming idiot. |
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| Calling people names won't make the facts they uncover unhappen. | ||||||
| I agree, Alex Jones is quite good with taking facts, and telling a story that completely ignores Occam's Razor. From the looks of it, you're quite good at buying into that alternative less useful explanation of the same facts as well. Whatever floats your boat. I just want to take this opportunity to call you a sheeple before you haul off and call me one. |
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| lol | ||||||
| Great! | ||||||
| Chainsaws are supposed to be loud. It's like you've never been around a chainsaw before. |
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| FEMA'D |
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| The end is coming, but if you can't have a sense of humor about it what is the point? I live in Austin and like alex jones, but I'm also aware that he's into selling gas masks as much as he's into saving the republic. He would have you living under a rock shaking with fear if you couldn't temper it with some sort of humor. | ||||||
| And since I like to hear myself rattle on... Folks get on board with saving the world, but hesitate constantly to do anything about the people and things close to them. Getting excited about taking down the global conspiracy is like getting excited about the lottery. It's a fantasy. Take small steps and do something useful for your neighbor. But that doesn't sell. |
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| Cuffs |
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| www.prisonplanet.com www.infowars.com
i like alex jones | ||||||
| www.falloftherepublic.tk |
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| www.letsmasturbateeachother.becausewebothlikealexjones.org |
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| F*ck me gently with Alex Jones. |
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| http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsSeC1cVop4 |
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| gamekid would hit it? | ||||||
| I knew there was going to be a comment like this. | ||||||
| F*ckin' lol'd, man. | ||||||
| comments | ||||||
| Nice. | ||||||
| +4 for Really awful use of directional motion blur. | ||||||
| That's about all that guys good for chainsaw noises he should stick with that. | ||||||
