the music really picks up :)

Curse those rockin' tits.

+2

esc key ftw

Reminds me of the old Plainview / NEDM sites that awesome YTMNDer used to make. Umfalt or something. Too bad he deleted those.

-1

why did you do that?

NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE VOATED 5 SO HE DELETED THEM TO IMPROVE HIS AVERAGE SITE RATING

+5

its always some weird sex or porn with you...five

+2

badass

gamekid would hit it.

+1

i can't explain why i laughed...but i did. it's just so cheesy LOL.

Bi woman with unibrow and a forever f*cked up vagina.

+4

wut

If Frida had actually looked as good as Salma Hayek, lickit would know what you were referring to.

-1

also moustache.

All you got was a hug?

+1

i was comforting her while she was very weak. her body had been in all wrapped up in that cast for so bloody long - i just needed to give her someone, myself, to make it all as gentle as i could. i held her for hours that night - till the dawn. we pretended the ceiling was the night sky, and look at all the stars! salma knows so many constellations i couldnt belieeeeve it! she would name one, and another, all while i massage and work her poor sides...being in that cast for so bloody long.

yeah, but did you squeeze her boobies?

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we'll get her up and right! ...long recovery, for sure for sure, but that wont stop miss Frida, let me tell you. and i'll be right here next to you all the while. now try and sit up for me love. or how can we get you to share us some tea?

she got some big ol titties.

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i know it's difficult my love but you must try and walk. the therapy is very difficult but you must try my love, try for me. for us. with the baron's men breathing down my neck i dont know how much longer i can support your stay here, all the therapy, and the pills and the sessions - i must go my love, you are strong, you will become strong, and you will walk out of this facility - be it even with a child's step. i know you will...because i know you love me.

farewell. i shall return soon. if Spentzielman visits you here tell him nothing and send word immediately to me or my secretary. goodbye. i love you.

i love you......................................................

Yo, that bitch probably f*cks like crazy dude.

+1

...............................crazy? .......oh yes. in love..................crazy......in...love?

Nah, and check this: she look like she'd all be freaky and sh*t. I bet she be down with like threesomes, going backdoor an ALL dat sh*t fosho.

oh and btw, I just want to say that you have very smooth, supple, womanly arms.

+2

big ol titties indeed.

I like how you didn't even look at her the whole time, you just stared at us lol hurrr!

why is he, err you, looking at us instead of her?

i like it ccreepy like that. i (he) is acknowledging the viewer,

lol, self head paste

+1

you can have her and her hairy face

youve inspired me to use my face in more ytmnds.

i wonder how many nerds pressed esc 5-8 frames in to fap off

here

+1

+1

Big. F*ckin'. Tits.

UNIBROW FTW!!!!

yea, I should probably make a site

+2

what are you WEARING

anything bigger than a handful - you're risking a sprained tongue

She had to be in the body cast after banging Dr-L337.

+1