God damnit these huge YTMNDs always get their sound f-cked up... Hold on

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Finally fixed all sync.

That was so worth the wait.

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god damn it.

i dont get it, ima 5 it anyway

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more like the Boringest Story Ever Told

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I cannot 5 this enough times, you are brilliant! PRAISE DR-L337!!

I once hated Dr. Leet. Now I respect the stupidity of the fad, and have grown to love it.

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Fived out the ass!

69, dudes!

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F*GS!

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In L337 We Trust

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December 20, 2012 got me

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Makes more sense then the current plot of the 2012 movie.

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The movie is probably fearmongering. If there is to be an armageddon in 2012, I think it would be staged. Look up project Bluebeam...

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...ok, the only thing that makes LESS sense than the plot of the 2012 movie, is "Project Bluebeams" Holographic Jesus. I never understood why people buy into this NWO stuff. I mean doing so would be admitting you believe that literally the entire government consists of tactical geniuses who are capable of fooling the entire world and secretly hiding this coming NWO plan, yet Bush can choke on a bagel and in half an hour the entire world knows.

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HOLOCOAUSTER A holographic rollercoaster that takes you on a ride through the holocaust..

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Bluebeam is probably complete nonsense, but the push for a NWO isn't. Bush is not the big wig of anything. In fact, on 9-11 there may well have been an attempt to assassinate him. Surely you would believe Dick Cheney evil and diabolical enough to plan something.

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They don't hide it most oft he MTown, they come right out and say it. And no, not all of them are involved, some are puppeted unknowlingly, some know and are intimidated into keeping their mouth shut, and alot of them are outright blatantly involved. And yes, they have fooled the entire world. Well, programmed them anyway through mainstream media, hollywood, and the music industry. You can't stop subliminal programming unless you turn off your TV & radio and throw it away, and stop looking at any sites that

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that are involved with those things, and stop looking at sites that have banner ads, then you stand a chance at least. And you DEFINATELY can't stop something when you refuse to acknowledge it's exsistence, and refuse to look at the things going on aroud you, and refuse to research the problem and look into it and educate yourself in it. Ignorance is bliss though, they've programmed you to say, "That's CUH-RRAAAZZZZYYYY!!!! Only nutjob wacko insane people look into, talk about, or even suggest that sh*t!

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And I'm not one of those! So I shouldn't do any of those things either, cause I'm not a nutjob, and only wacko nutjobs with no life do that!". So in effect you never even bother looking into it for more than 5 to 15 minutes. One thing connects to a web of 50 other things that all work together interconnected. It sounds crazy until you start to dig in deeper. Anyway, right now they've got you where they want you. =| Wish I could help you take off the blindfold, but you can only lead a horse to water..

Regarding Project Bluebeam, you can read about it here: http://forum.prisonplanet.com/index.php?topic=4297.0 There have already been documented examples of people spotting what some people claim are HAARP experiments in the atmosphere: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63AVCxbcTvo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvr9ieFf-Fw

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Whatever is to happen on 2012, the manufactured hype surrounding it has made a lot of people think that it would be the time for the ultimate false flag operation... What better an enemy to find to unite the entire population than one that comes outside of it, i.e., extraterrestial? A lot of people believe this is the reason why the topic of aliens/UFOs is so rampant in modern culture (and why you hear about people purpotedly being abducted on Discovery Channel). They are trying to implant into the people

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the idea that aliens/UFOs are real. In reality, or so the theory goes, the government is building REAL (NOT alien) flying sources to stage an alien invasion in 2012. The global destruction it would result in would lead to the establishment of their New World Order.

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what never seems to be evident in all of these NWO conspiracies is Why exactly they want a single government world to begin with.

Saying there is evidence of governments pushing for a NWO is one thing, but saying they are doing it through things like Bluebeam, HAARP, and "Chemtrails" is completely ridiculous. I guess there are two kinds of conspiracy theorists; The kind that say "Hey, the government is up to something", and the kind that say, "The government is attempting to use chemtrails to increase the levels of barium in people's bloodstream so they can mind-control everybody using HAARP. One might by right but the other is nuts

Besides, this whole NWO thing seems pretty sketchy to me. I mean do you really think that countries like Russia, China, and Korea are just going to jump on the NWO bandwagon? The instant half the world's nations unite into one, nukes are going to fly. Vishnu: 911 was a plot to assassinate bush? How the hell do you come to that conclusion? If they wanted to kill him, there could have been a rigged "equipment malfunction" on that plane he landed on the aircraft carrier, crashing it and killing him.

Owntmeal: Oh I have looked up some stuff about the NWO. Most of the "facts" come from sketchy sources or are taken out of context. Chemtrails are easily explained by freshman year physics, HAARP is ridiculously less powerful than people claim it is. And what does the NWO attempting to accomplish? Control of the entire world? What does that even mean? Once they gain control, are they going to make everybody slaves or something? Or is nothing going to change? In the US, people riot in the streets

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(continued) when their hometown football team wins. Do you really think that the heavily armed population of this nation is going to stand around if all our freedoms are taken away? Our army is having enough trouble fighting the war in middle east, how do you think they could stand up to the entire US population? Most inter-city communities already hate the police, what do you think will happen when the army gets sent to patrol the cities? There would be drivebys and guerrilla warefare all over the place

And anyway, most soldiers fight for their country, which stands for freedom. If freedom gets taken away and all countries merge into one, what would be the point? And don't you think the brilliant leaders of the NWO would realize this? It just doesn't make any sense to me. Sure, some high-ranking people might be a part of some secret societies and everything, but you know what? Secret societies are just a method of making you feel special and setting you apart from the rest of the crowd.

It doesn't mean they are plotting evil schemes at all of their meetings So back onto your topic, i HAVE looked into stuff about the NWO and conspiracies, and I can honestly say that I have not found any of them to make any sense (except maybe the JFK assassination). Maybe you're right and I've already been brainwashed. Or maybe I'm just being rational and you're being eccentric, trying to feel cool by sticking it to the man and believing any tiny splinter of evidence, while dismissing everything against it

Uncircumsised: If the government was REALLY trying to implant the idea that aliens are real, then all they would have to do is stick some funky lights on a weather balloon or plane, wait until everybody makes a big deal about it being a UFO, and then announce "We were able to track the object in question. It eventually left the earth's atmosphere and headed towards the moon. This is very bad." It would instantly be believed. Getting random people to testify on the Discovery Channel is not the way to go

Jooz did 9/11

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Hamjam2: Exactly. So the richest and most powerful people in the world are trying to unite all nations so they can... become more rich and powerful? And how have they convinced everybody else to go along with this? If some rich famous guy came up to me and said, "hey, I'm trying to become more rich and famous by fooling the entire nation. Want to help? Oh by the way, afterward all your rights and freedoms might get taken away". I'd tell the guy to f*ck off. So EVERYBODY in the gov. is ok with this?

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I suggest watching Endgame (it's on YouTube).

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Alex Jones' latest and biggest film (comes out October 21st): Fall of the Republic: The Presidency of Barack Obama: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LGScv9umDo

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Official proof that the Illuminati are real: www.the-truth.ytmnd.com www.the-truth2.ytmnd.com.

Ecoscience calls for a "planetary regime" to enforce population reduction: http://www.infowars.com/obama-science-advisor-called-for-planetary-regime-to-enforce-totalitarian-population-control-measures/

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You people are all crazy.

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hey guys a black man is president

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2012 IS SERIOUS BUSINESS

i agree with mtown

I did not see that coming.

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Hey Max can I have some free stuff?

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LOL

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MAX IS JEW SCUM.. also keana reeves mountain dew mixed with cocaine..LOL great idea

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Sure you did, its all over your face. Now go get a towel.

hey max can i be pink?

I have an idea for a better prize: sponsorship for your sites!

What the f*ck!?!??!?? A MAX SIGHTING!!!!!

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HI, MAX!

lickitwellhiern is koenanthe 'weak troll' barbarian from orlando florida.

<--Winter Garden, sucka!

HOLOCOAUSTER A holographic rollercoaster that takes you on a ride through the holocaust..

ok thats funny koenan...

I'll just leave this here. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbUKN0ERMQQ&fmt=18 About the phenomenon you are talking about, but from a News Cast's point of view when it happens. Audio ain't the best, but it looks great.

i also gave up twice but persevered for fadtastic rewards.

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That was golden.

Dr.L337 for president 2012.

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i love how you took the "if a butterfly farts on one side of the world we have a hurricane on the other a.k.a. chaos theory" and just blew our f*cking minds with it. B&T and Matrix style.

Epic finish. (Thats what she said)

F*cking... epic.

did Mr. Ross survive?

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hahahaha ok well worth the wait sir

I don't even like the fad, but the work that went into this setup is still 5-worthy.

Annnd, we're ressurecting the doctor!

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Didn't see the end coming at all. Well done good Sir.

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The genetic variation of the population would become so small that a huge percentage of Dr-L337's grandkids would be severely retarded.

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congrats, you learned about the bottleneck effect and put it to good...err you put it to use. Illiteracy? what does that word even mean?

F*cking long as sh*t and unnecessarily so. Still you get a high rating for accurate scientific analysis.

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It was very long, I do acknowledge it. But its length did serve many purposes. A general principal of bad DR-L337 sites is that the more time and interested invested into the site the more the L337 payoff will be. That is why I bring pop culture icons, zany scientific data, and bad Waffle jokes and bring them together so that it stretches your patience while intriguing the largest amount of people. Also, it was 4AM and I was delirious. iSoz

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i cant believe i sat through the entire f*cking thing

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this

is

SPARTA

C-C-C-C

COMBO

BREAKER!!!!!

horse dick

N*gg*r

how many of my life's minutes have been wasted on Dr.L337? More now.

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RATED PG-13

Okay, so I got bored after you went into the planetary stuff. I gave it a three and bailed out. I read through the comments and saw Dr-L337 is involved so I downloaded the gif to finish it (I can't bring myself to watch it again) then I changed my vote to a five.

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5'd and fav'd, totally worth the wait

I was thinking Lando was coming... But I was pleasantly surprised.

If this is how it ends... my friends... then it was a good day to die.

better than I expected

when i saw the 'one man' thing, i knew it was gonna be leet.... it'd get my stamp of approval if it didn't have him :(

Was expecting lando, was pleasantly surprised.

Hey I saw that show and the dog didn't talk

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OMG I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE LANDO LOL

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i watched that whole thing. congratulations.

Epically entertaining.

Dumb as sh*t.

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I totally didn't see L337 coming at all. Also, I didn't know you could overdose on semen

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You'll never know until you try. Let us know how it goes. Thanks.

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No, that's what I'm saying, I've taken in plenty of it and I'm still here.

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tHAT's Usually how Overdos on Semen occurs.. Not seeing L337 Coming!

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The Horsedick of the Apocalypse

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5 for killing Glenn Beck

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Amazing f*cking payoff. GG, nextmap.

Dr 1337... I actually did not expect that sh*t. F*ck that.

I was so ready to 1 the f*ck out of this.

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hahaha waesome

Watched the entire thing, really really well made.

I f*cking knew it.

God.... DAMN IT.

I used to hate him, but Dr.L337 is the man.

One of the best Armageddons, ever.

I like the part about dane cook and seamen

Dr. L337 will never die.

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Only thing that sucks about this is that I won't get to see the Doctor at work. I only pray for another dimensional realm where I'm concious enough to witness the massive orgies performed for decades after. I'd be the one who would sketch the rendering for the statue paying homage to the Doctor after he does from a heart-attack after finally giving birth to the first male in 43 years. Can't wait.

All that effort, all the epic buildup, destroyed by bringing one of the worst fads of all time...at the very end.

I don't have time to read all this sh*t.

oh dammit... that was stupid... i had to watch the whole thing didn't I?

Goodbye Glenn Beck :( http://ripglennbeck.ytmnd.com

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I kept wanting to close it, but I'm glad I hung in there.

more like LONGEST story ever BORED. boxoffice poison.

I was hoping for Foot Doctor. I mean, after all that destruction, you know the survivors will need new insoles.

YES!

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tl;dw

he's done before lunch

I normally don't like Dr. L337 sites, but this one was well done.

I stuck my finger in it.

Amazing. 10/10. Well d--Perfect.

^ what he said

dr leet fad is one of the stupidest fads ever on ytmnd. epic fail. enjoy your sh*tty star.

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what is this I don't even... You sly bastard...

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What does Dr. L337, M.D. know that prevents him from becoming sterile?

And I thought THIS was the greatest story ever told: http://omgwtfricki.ytmnd.com/

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That's actually just the Asian version of the exact same story. As for DR-L337... if I knew that we would all be getting laid.

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I was getting really depressed, but the end surprised me enough to 5 this. Nice job bringing the wrath of L337 back.

That ending was hysterical. Worth watching solely for that.

Damn. God damn.

Oh my.. My dear... My DR... DR-L337. 6/5

At the beginning it was 1 then a 5 then 2012 made it a 1 again and DR L337 made it a 10

F*CK DR-L337 >_<

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YES!!! When the music came on I was so happy! Go Dr L337!!

I want my five minutes back.

yawn

i laughed so hard that it hert

"L33T: The Last MAN" Though, I was half expecting Billy V. Koen.

I had no idea where the f*ck that was going... but I was pleasantly surprised.

Needs more Lando.

DR LEEEEET

I... Love You

Well done. I'm actually glad Chuck Norris wasn't spammed on this one.

5'd for best use of Dr. L337 ever

What song is that? (muse)

Citizen Erased - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiHUKVoYbdc

I used to hate Dr L337, and still do, and if he's the only surviving male on the planet I'm glad I die. 5ed for Dane Cook dying as well.

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Name a hospital in Cambridge that's 16 miles from MIT. You can't.

im from MA and i say umass boston campus.

Haha Its not real anyways. Sorry to shatter your world.

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MIT is real.

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First epic YTMND I've seen in a while.

That was amazing.

Down voted harder than anything I have ever down voted.

f*ggy short film, TLDNW

I expected Lando.

I feel bad for anyone who doesn't watch to the end. It's really lame for most of it but I'm glad I stuck with it. As soon as the Muse cut in, it just kept getting better.

I watched the whole thing, and it was L337!

I knew it the second I heard the music, you magnificent bastard

...and semen.

Epic.

This is really really really good!

couldn't get past the second frame. picture sound text, dude

cool story bro

epic gif. now i have a new blog signature.

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2 stars for the first 80% of this YTMND. 90000000000000 stars for the final 20%. The weighted average yields roughly 5 stars.

epically epic

I hope those damned apples aren't giving you any more trouble; hopefully you're like me in that you get some of your best thinking done on the john. YTMND, Indeed.

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You're a kindly gentleman. Thanks for your sentiments. XOXO

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when i looked at the sound origin and saw "surprise guest" i f*cking knew exactly what it was gonna be and i still loved it. I should PM one of the other 15 people who shared the account and make a comeback

I got bored

Understandable. This was mostly a test to see how long people could stay on a YTMND page.

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I got to the part where the earth was destroyed by the sun. I don't know if that was close or not?

Ya it was close.

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