AWESOME! Now he can finish the sequel to Roadhouse before beginning production of season 2 of The Beast!

+1

But, Roadhouse 2 "The Road Returns" isn't due until after Ghost 2 "The End of Whoopi Goldburg's Career"...

+1

Let's not forget "Dirty Dancing -1: Swayze Has Even Less Screen Time"

in ptkfgs Stephanie should be the esurance girl

-1

"The cancer I had really got to me"

This had a chance of being epic.. :(

Should've changes the other headlines, too. "Talk Like a Cowboy" and don't forget "Russian deploys missiles near Poland"

i like this one better

:D

Michell Obama, and Kate Winslet makes People's Magazines best dressed.

wait... is that dennis quad eyebrows thing true?

Ah, the loss of life. It's sad how Mr. Swayze left many fans with a hole in their heart as he played a significant role in the entertainment of millions. While I'm not opposed to using death as a springboard into humor, I find this particular usage a little lacking. Your creative effort to parody news with an alternate reality justifies using the PTKFGS label, but the overall humor level is less than par. Two stars.

that was a lot of justification for 2 stars.

If only this were true... :(

Wow, thats wrong lol Not really funny though.... I want my 43 cents back lol

meh -_- rip...

Thank God For a second I thought he was done for.