So basically, he wants me to do everything he criticizes me for, which he does himself, or he will tell everyone what a terrible YuttMunder I am (as if they didn't know already), and 'actively seek out' my 'stuff to kill it' - which he was already doing. This Dud's for you!

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No dude. I want to you stop cheating. You vote on your own sites. Like a f*ggot. And you multiple downvote others. Like a f*ggot. And all you do is trade 5s with the other no talent queers.

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And, for fun, you spent 3 hours of your life yesterday google my internet name and posting the results here. 3 hours of your life. Gone. Because I didn't 5 your gay f*cking YTMND. Yup, you got me. You queer.

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Um F. Old, Attorney at Bawww

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SPOILER: Umfuld is 48. (PROOF: www.sixties.ytmnd.com)

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nothing wrong with a post puberty joeyjoejoe

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Duck: Tarkin! Tarkin! Tarkin! [Only a selective handful of individuals will understand this joke. Press [+] if you are one of them.]

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tarkin.ytmnd.com

These sites are both creative and interesting.

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Sweet join date, bro

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Not afraid of the truth? You're a f*cking gaylord who uses alts to kill other users sites. You're a f*cking queer who should be banned.

Umfuld: I hate people who have alts. So I will make a million alts myself.

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Alts are fine, unless you cheat. Gay moron.

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Ooooooooo, nutter now. You're still spending time on this. Nearly the same amount of time you spent downvoting my comments prior to this whole episode. Don't you have anything better to do? We've already established that I don't. Shall we continue?

You've done nothing to lessen my enjoyment of making fun of you. So, in case you're confused about that. Nut

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So, making fun of the unstable is what your floats your boat, then. Which is a constructive expenditure of time how, exactly? Mr. Shepard, you surely have queer ideas of fun for someone as seemingly well-adjusted as you.

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I'm not the person you think I am. I'm not that person, do you understand? So you're wrong in thinking I'm well adjusted. Everyone here who is aware I'm over 30 and yet still choose to come here knows I'm not well adjusted. Except you because you're a nutter. Now to update your current nuttiness - You've made a site about me - your 2nd in 24 hours - and now you are trying to get me to stop commenting on the site about me. What does that tell you? Use your think-brain and try and work it out. Crazy person.

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You don't understand my motives. I hope you continue commenting on this site. Because I am harvesting little nuggets like this: "Everyone here who is aware I'm over 30 and yet still choose to come here knows I'm not well adjusted." That makes two of us. So, in sense, we're both trying to rip the wings off of a plastic daffodil. We both have inordinant amounts of time, which we use to spend wasting Max's bandwidth. Funny in it's own pathetic way.

-2

Tarkin, if you want to make a friend, this isn't how you do it. You f*cking crazy homo. It doesn't matter, don't you get it? I don't care what you or anyone here thinks of me. You don't bother me. The display you put on yesterday was the most embarrassing thing I've ever been a part of. You should just be trying to bury your shame and hope people forget how gone you are. But if you want to announce what a loon you are to the entire world I'm more than willing to let that happen. Go for it, dude.

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What you don't get is how sick most people are of this. Starting with Lacrossestar83s 89 sites about me. To Prairiedogeric10s 30 sites about me. To bloodypython to you. Most people here understand that you make them because I didn't VOAT 5. They're sick of them. I don't give a sh*t but it's gotten to the point where you lords, in your obsessive gayness, have actually helped me retain my credibility. Haha. Irony!

+2

You don't care what other people think of you, yet you tirelessly and ceaselessly hound them when they make sites about you, whine to the mods, etc. Yup, sounds like water off of a ducks back to me.

-2

"hound them when they make sites about you" - This is what crazy looks like

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"He complained about it on his comment pages and then made 3 sites about me. I don't like that so I said something about it. If you have a problem with that f*ck you. But you'd better stop with that account or I'll make it public about your cheat alt." and "If you let it drop and stop being a dick I won't say anything. Maybe even change those downvotes with the new alt to 5s." 'nuff said. Shall we continue?

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Yes. I'm learning about Cuba and having some food. But I can check back here every few minutes. What's your point exactly? I made an effort, I wanted to see how you'd respond to actually being treated as an adult. You didn't do very well. Not sure why you think your making that public would cause me distress. It doesn't. You crazy jackass.

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Cool story bro. And exactly how is belittlement, black mail, and name calling 'treating me like an adult' again?

-2

Dude I'm not above blackmail but in this case I specifically worded it in such a way that only the queerest of gaylords would think that. I said, 'maybe'. Saying if you wanted to bury the hatchet I would. See, I don't need your queer circle jerk. You badly need help. So, I was being a nice guy. I wasn't aware how f*cking crazy you are. But after how you acted yesterday I'm not surprised. But like I said "It's up to you". I was saying if you want to end this we can end it. But if not, okay...

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I'll call you a gay, crazy moron until the day you die. I enjoy it. A hell of a lot more than your sites could ever entertain me.

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"But if you want someone who will actively seek out your stuff to kill it - then don't change those votes and keep it up." = blackmail. QED. Shall we continue? I am geting inordinate amounts of amusement out of this.

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No, I said "And keep it up". You spent 3 hours yesterday googling Umfold and posting every result on YTMND comment pages. Me saying if you don't stop that I'm just going to 1 every site you make - is not as amazing as your crazy f*cking brain wants to believe. When I wrote this PM and thought, Gee, I hope he posts this and makes it a site - I knew I would enjoy it. That's not even a f*cking joke.

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Because at the end of the day - I make sites people want to see. You don't. So you circle jerk and cheat with alts. And it pisses you off that someone like me doesn't have to do that. That's it. All these words - that's it.

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BathroomTile downvotes will be countered with my 5's, Tarkin.

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Sometimes, perhaps. I see now you have a site or two on U&C. But you've been caught doing the the very things you accuse me of, FOR YEARS (think DarthWang calling you on it in '06 or '07). The only thing you can't do is circle jerk, because you seem to lack the ability to make friends. But, you make a good site or two- I'll give you that. But it doesn't change the fact that you are a petty, mean-spirited bully who gets indignant when his own monstrous flaws are exposed to the light of day.

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Voat 5 homo

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And no gaylord. The only times I've ever abused alts was when I knew people were watching and I did it as a joke. You do it to get your sites more views. By A) upvoting yourself and B) downvoting other sites on Up and Coming with multiple accounts so your postition improves. There is no greater sin in YTMND than that. And you're just waving that out there for people to come and know about you. Great. Please continue.

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You abuse your alts by [+] your comments and [-] other people's comments.

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"I was taking those cookies on purpose when my hand was caught in the cookie jar". Pathetic. So riddle me this bman, how many times did I use mumitkhan to upvote myself prior to 48 hours ago?

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No, you're f*cking pathetic. You're a pathetic f*cking loser. I don't give a sh*t that you vote on your own sites. Your sites suck and they'll be killed no matter how much you cheat. But downvoting someone else with multiple accounts so you get more views - you should be banned. You're a crazy moron and you offer nothing of value here except abuse. Even when you're not cheating - your voting is abuse. You offer nothing of value here. Nothing. And I'm sorry, but that's not my fault. So suck my c*ck.

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"But downvoting someone else with multiple accounts so you get more views - you should be banned." People who live in glass houses should dress in the basement, you shameless exhibitionist.

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LOL, "That Guy Aired My Dirty Laundry and Now I am Butthurt and Now Must Call Him Names". And I'm just gonna take care of all of your other comments right here: 1) You do the same thing. 2) I wasted three hours? It took you eight to figure it out. And now you waste more time commenting on this site and any other I make in the future. 3) Cheat? You've done the same thing. In summary, STFU, GTFO, FYAD, Also, c*cks

1) No I don't. 2) I sent a PM. Mod wrote back with your info. Took all of 40 seconds. You're last two sites have been about me. On top of that you spent 4 hours yesterday trying to troll me. You failed. 3) No I don't. In summary - spend more of your life raging at the boy known as Umfold because he didn't voat 5. Because that makes you a winner I'm pretty sure.

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By the way, after you spent 3 hours googling Umfold and posting every result here yesterday I knew that any PM I wrote would be made public. I don't care. Tell yourself I'm pissed if you want but I don't care. Everything you've done over the past day has been the gayest display I've ever seen here. Since it's directed at me yeah, I'm gonna comment on it. And I'm gonna call you gay because - look. You're a f*cking homo. haha. Don't blame me for that.

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The same mods who policed SFW? And for the record - I've said it in Gabbly, On Skype, and the SFW forums- I have, for various reasons, inordinate amounts of time on my hands, I 'loose' at life, yadda yadda yadda. I am underemployed and have issues. But uhhhhh....what's your excuse? We already know what you think of me. What exactly are do, a seemingly successful and well-adjusted person, doing spending so much of your time focusing on me? That's real question, ain't it, Marc Shepard?

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That's not my name, you queer. And concentrate on where you said you have issues. There doesn't need to be anything after that. I'm spending time focusing on you? I wasn't even talking to you yesterday when you made an alt, downvoted every site I have - about 100 - Made a site about me - and then spent 3 hours googling my internet name. And now you've made another site about me, and I expect another shortly. Yet you're so crazy that you've twisted that to me focusing on you. You're a f*cking nutter.

+1

These arguments are even more enjoyable when you are watching them from the sidelines.

+5

whatever happened to cumion and scumion?

Drama on the ytndm.co.wikipeds is hilariously pointless

"You abuse your alts by [+] your comments and [-] other people's comments." <----- BloodyPython FTW. That's the actual trigger for this whole sad sack of drama. I was infuriated by logging into my profile, day after day, to see my comments in the red on sites that nothing to do with anything whatsoever. Umfuld's Comment Voting Escalation Disaster.

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Is this true?

-1

I don't understand why he still does this, especially after repeatedly saying that he doesn't care.

+1

Well you're a f*cking moron. So your failure to understand something doesn't really need to be remarked upon.

-5

lol, oh you.

+2

All I am saying is that if you really want to show that you don't care, simply ignore people who are baiting you. You just said that you need to respond when people call your name, as if it infuriates you. What's the deal with that?

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you know i was visiting my parents at their house and i did my laundry there but i only had time to take it right out of the dryer and it would be nice if he was there to UMFOLD my laundry! ol ol ol ol ah ha ha ah ha ha kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa cummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Cube, you're so stupid. Can't you ever just listen to me when I tell you that? This wang spent several hours yesterday trying to troll me. I spent 90 seconds PMing a mod and sending a PM to him about it - from that I got him to publically out himself as a cheat - and a multi downvote cheat to boot - and to out himself as a real crazy person. Like an actual admited nut. I win. And it's pretty f*cking epic if you'd grasp the reality of it and not what your pee brain tells you what's happening.

-2

I win.

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"Everyone here who is aware I'm over 30 and yet still choose to come here knows I'm not well adjusted."

+1

Sorry son all I have is hundreds

-2

Marc Shepard is raking in the dough,boy.

+1

Your YTMNDs make wisdumcube's look almost not like gay nerd moron f*g crap lol voat 5

-2

Oh no your downvote has knocked my site out of top rated of the week...oh, wait, no. It's still way way up on that list. Nevermind.

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I own you. Look at the title of this site. Now look at all our drivel, piled at my feet. Now watch me scoop it up, and dump it on your head. And you keep coming back, begging for more. CoolStorytime, Bro.

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By the way, guess how many 5s I traded to get on Top Rated. Go ahead voat 5 boy, guess

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I don't care; it's your story, tell it Marc. Spellbind us with Associate Publisher skills. http://blogtown.portlandmercury.com/BlogtownPDX/archives/2008/12/12/how_to_start_a_cross_country_f

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Yup, that's me. That person who is not me who you keep referring to me as, sure that's me alright. You got me. You're not a complete insanse jackass or anything. The view of your total failure from top rated is mighty sweet, I'll tell you what :-)

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(historical note: In a delightful coincidence, this example beautifully illustrates the sage wisdom of native Portlander Umfold “Stink-pockets” Johnson, who was fond of saying “It takes ten times as many West Coast people to do something as well as it’s done on the East Coast” Umfold was also fond of storing samples of his wife’s stools in his pockets – hence his nickname.

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That's good. You can copy and paste things on the internet. But we learned that when you spent 5 hours googling my name yesterday. That person has a YTMND account. He's funnier than me to be honest - shame he never got into making sites

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unh-unh. I wonder why calling you Marc bothers you so much? MAybe he smooched on the woman whose stools you carried your pockets, ostensibly to serve as a replacement peanut bowl at the bar while watched the Patriots?

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I think I have major heartburn right now...although I'm not sure what it's supposed to feel like. Pain in the middle right about where the sternum is located? Caused by 4 Mexi Rolls, a hard shell taco, a Sierra Mist, a f*ck load of Laffy Taffy, and laughing my *ss off at ssj4vegeta's comment.

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Do I seem bothered? Talking to someone clearly insane doesn't fill me with glee. But I am entertained by how pathetic you are and wonder how low I can force you much in the way Mr Burns might do by making Smithers dance a jig for his amusement.

-2

"Well here's a screen shot of your sites with each of the accounts I use. http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/332/umfuld.jpg http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/3282/umfold.jpg http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/4326/scumfold.jpg http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/4751/stephens.jpg http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/7360/nothingman.jpg"

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Right, because you lied and said I abuse alts. thank you for doing my work for me again and showing that I don't and that you were lying. That was nice of ya. Now if I can just get you to 5 my sites the circle will be complete lol vader said that

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"I spent 90 seconds PMing a mod and sending a PM to him about it" or "Mod wrote back with your info. Took all of 40 seconds. " You abuse alts. Have a mod or max prove otherwise, because your word means nothing and everybody knows it: "That person has a YTMND account. He's funnier than me to be honest - shame he never got into making sites" Then I quote you telling me about that very same account. CoolStorytime, Bro.

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Yeah no. That's not really anything I have to respond to. Try again please. Hahaha

-2

Of course you won't respond to me catching you in your lies. You're like a four-year old- if you turn around and don't see it right in front of you, it doesn't exist. Every word that drips out of your lying mouth is being poured back over you, StinkPockets McGee. So keep coming back, add to to the story.

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whatever happened to cumion and scumion? and why can't umfuld or umfold comment?

That's already been addressed on this comment page. What hasn't been is when I caught you voting on your own sites so you could make more victory sites. Lives well spent every where I turn

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I like how Umfuld's response had nothing to do with what I said. I guess he can only think in insults, instead of logic. Yes, I am going to listen to someone who insults me without merit. Also, what does Darthwang have to do with me? With every comment you make, you bring yourself closer to what you hate. The crazy is building, I can feel it.

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"I guess he can only think in insults, instead of logic." That is the underlying theme here, as he has demonstrated again and again.

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i dno wisdomcube but i do know that darthwang is tho thilly and loves thlippery thnakes in thuthpenth movies

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yeah, that didn't happen.

+1

Cube I don't read what you write beyond the first few words. You're just a gay moron who acts like he trolls me but we both know time and time again I've broken your pee brain. It's the internet so no one really expects you to just say "Umfold makes me his bitch every time I try to give him crap and that's why I'm so pissed at him and make about 100 posts a week about him - because in my childlike innocence I hope that the next time will be different." Welp, I wish you luck with all that. You silly bitch.

Your response to this makes his point. You care. Though shall not take StinkyPockets McSepards name in vain, or he will downvote you with multiple accounts and harass your comments and send you multiple PM's.

Come to the skypeside. We have bagles.

Also, ^wrong hole. (my favorite running comment thread joke)

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How'd I miss this slapfest? BTW, all the real hackers know that umfuld's true name is Marty McKillstein, Esq, that he's a 34-year old Irish Jew from Portland, OR, and that he practices a strange mix of sports law and internal medicine described as "jurispraction." Also, he enjoys kitties, filterless Lucky Strike cigarettes, and preparing homemade maple walnut ice cream with his sweetheart Millie. Anything else is just internet rumor.

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Come to the skypeside. We have bagles.

For fear of you spending all week doing a google search on "gr33nscr33n" (dear god please let that GayThugDating.com account have lapsed!) I'm gonna go out on a limb, as the one time head-Umfuld baiter here, the guy behind the account[s] is not the problem. Sure, the accounts are obnoxious, but we all are. ytmnd is basically just a race to see who's the biggest obnoxious dickwad with time much time to kill. But...

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...the guy behind his account should be off limits because he hasn't gone looking to take this sh*t off site. What happens on ytmnd should stay on ytmnd--unless someone is dumb enough to take it off site on their own. He didn't dare you to out him. He didn't post personal info for a reason. So let's be adults here and treat this as the sh*t-coated playground it is. Piss all you want in the sandbox--clearly I encourage that--but let's leave the pissing there. That's my 2¢.

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Also, I like bagels. Are there lox?

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I respectfully disagree. While I generally frown upon using ytmnd as any sort of 'advertising' (there are funny notable exceptions), I don't think there's any issue here. If someone is that concerned with anonymity,they should a) use a different username b) avoid references to their other online activities. How many users here are not shy about their /b/, MySpce, Facebook, Newgrounds, or EbaumsWorld (j/K) (and other) associations ?...

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...and what are people afraid of? Why can't they keep a consistent view of themselves? Sure, when you are 15 and feeling awkward all over, mybe peer pressure is a factor, but I am continuously amazed the older I get, the more the BS I thought form kindergarten and HS would vanish. Sadly, it doesn't; it's scope and scale only grows. Instead of the playground, it's the local bar, or the neighborhood. Instead of homeroom, it's the breakroom. Truth is truth. Who you are is who are....

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...and if someone needs to mask that, for whatever reason, that's their problem. I accept myself unreservedly. If others don't that's their problem. I accept other people for who they are and what their motivations are. What one does and why they do it and what they say reveals character. To try and distort, subvert, or otherwise aggrandize that perception is just...sad. Be who you are. Do what you do. Own up to it. Or one can spend the rest of their lives a slave to other peoples opinions.

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I less respectfully disagree, heh. Only because I'm old enough to remember when the Internet was never about who actually were but always a proxy for what ever you wanted to be at that moment. F*cking web2.0, the mallification and teen chatification of the old lawless Internet ruined all of that. Back in 1997 or whatever, with few painfully sincere exceptions, most everyone online knew that identity was maleable. In fact, that was the whole damn point.

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But now that every other f*cking moron with Facebook, Twitter, and a blog thinks that their vapid, unessential musing on anything from sh*tty movies they like to a cute kitty they saw are worth noting to the entire world, I actually think people are infantilized by the web and related technology. Sincerity coupled with self-centered obsession used to be considered a psychological disorder. Now it's just normal "web presence."

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It's bad enough that celebrities think anyone cares about their every passing thought, it's worse that so many people do, and it's f*cking lobotimizingly painful that those same celebrity-minutiae-obsessed morons have spread like a virus throughout the rest of culture. talk about middle schoolers taking over adulthood...

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gr33nscr33n... if i was a women.. the things id do or if you were a girl, ya that would work better

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This is our fountain of youth. It’s the infantile nature of the web that keeps old f*ckers like gr33ny, Umfuld (and me for that matter)from decaying and stinking up the place with that putrid, nursing home smell.

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bwahahhahh don't trust the grups

gr33n, I grasp what your saying, but it's still escapism. Imagine a world where anonymity on the innertubes became sanctimonious; pedoes wouldn't get caught as often and SnuffTube would become a horrible reality.

Yeah, it is escapism. I don't disagree with that at all. But you are also making the hypothesis that we are all "who we are" all the time off the internet. I don't think it's that simple. Granted I'm a pain in the *ss relativist who believes that subjectivity is about the only absolute (heh) but yeah, I'm a different guy at my parent's house, my girlfriend's house, with my high falootin art art crowd friends, or when I'm hanging with old punk/skate/graffiti friends.

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Hell, I've been a professor for a class full of 19-year olds in the morning and played in a noise band at some hipster club at night. Same guy, diff't guy. Identity is a construct, to a degree. I see what yo mean about the pedo thing but even that is a construct. Intergenerational sex is hardly something that started with the internet. SnuffTube, well, you got me there. Identity may be a social construction but death (and for the most part rape and ultra violence) is real.

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Of course as soon as I say that with any certainty, that's when you hear about some German 16-year old kid whose fantasy is to have an old man rape and kill him and eat his dick or whatever...the brain is f*cking complex and we've done a great job trying to lock ourselves into oversimplistic "realities" which all too often come exploding apart when something like cancer, a train crash, a horrible break up, incest, or whatever shatter our fragile little constructs.

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Oh no - I know people are different depending in the situation. I've got knifewounds in the back as reminder. I have it found it less mentally taxing, and spiritually challenging, to maintain the same identity at all times. Prior, it cost me dearly; I haven't had a driver's license in ATE years.

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F*ck, how old are you people?

137...in Your The Man Now Dog years

35

I'd rather not say. It's embarrassing.

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^old enough to have punched Fatty Arbuckle in the c*nt.