kind of cute, but trying a little too hard to be purposely dumb

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W3LC0M3 2 UR DUMB

+7

What kind of man describes something as cute?

+1

That's no man.

-1

thats a F00T D0CT0R

+4

A gay man.

how's that for cute, idiot.

+1

this site was precious

5'd for a paid actor.

ouchies

horrid dialogue. don't try as hard next time.

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I agree with the guy were all responding too. A good fun YTMND, but it tries too hard to be dumb.

The wtf here tips the scales, then blows them away with F5 tornado winds and demolishes them under the weight of King Kong on a pizza binge.

+5

wepon

+4

quirky

wonky

+2

wonka

lens fler boomernang atack

+2

how's that for dangerous, idiot

+1

Why would you want to save a werewolf princess?

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I bet NESer would

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What? 5

+6

the only reason why I gave this a 5 is because I beat altered beast like....10 years ago lol

+4

lololol, i like your style

Words can';t describe the awesome that just passed over me.

+2

orgasim?

probably the best thing ever

this

ES SPARTO. In Glorious Technicolor.

+5

^ F*g

-1

You narrowly avoided that 4

+2

100% fiveburg.

+2

Well-made, but not very funny.

+2

you're half right

+4

You're also half wrong.

+4

:0

Where was this game when I was growing up?

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hai how do i get the pooprsword form the castvania lkevel i saw that yuo used lebns flasre but i can't find that item is it in the fiorst castle?

+6

lesbian flair is on the roof. equip the hooker boots and walk up the left wall until you see the switch block that says "P" BUT DONT PRES IT. jumpm over it and hold down the "B" button to enter hiden dore and fight doink the clown on the roof. it'le say "SPECIAL STAGE" when you get to him

+9

5 for altered beast.

+2

Great Job!

fine here. 5

oligarch

+4

Need more sites like this

+2

It's not exactly YTMND material though, is it?

-4

Loved it.

No Groarnak, you are the demons.

+13

OLIGARH

+1

in my opinion, one of the best ive seen in a while

lol, glenn beck

Inspirational, Breathtaking, Fantastic. This ytmnd gave me a reason to continue living.

+5

All kinds of entertaining.

You win sir

here are 3 internets

great site.

All hail the 2600

it's kind of dangerous around here

+1

this literally has the best audio in any ytmnd ever made. Good work. This isnt sarcastic i found the audio so f*ckin funny

Just saw some gameplay of "Altered Beast" game looks like true ****, and i'm not just talking about graphics.

Did you trace africa for the pit From demons.

FAVVVED

sucks how they start you off with 0 quiches.

+6

i like this!

powerrrrr UP!

One of the best YTMND's I've seen in a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time.

my butt itches

groarnak for city comptroller

+2

imaginashun

Where does the "game over" sound in this YTMND come from?

altered beast first boss fight

+1

this

-1

my heart swells with purpose

+1