You've created a time paradox! Max, you can't go changing the future like that!

+24

Max, you where the chosen one! It was said, you would destroy the trolls, not join them. It was you who would bring balance to the internets, not leave it in darkness.

+34

PANNCCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

+9

http://frankenberg.ytmnd.com/

you just admitted to the whole internet that you look at 4chan

+17

leavemaxalone.ytmnd.com

+2

I added some music to http://frankenberg.ytmnd.com/

My mother left ytmnd for 4chan, and now you too max.... I should have saved you. I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with LIIIIGHHHHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

+12

so...does this mean we can get on with our lives now?

+2

So, that's it then? He's abandoned us. Ytmnd has been left to wither and die on the internets. Why did it have to be this way?

+1

hey maybe theres TWO people named "max" on the internets

-7

the test board was hosted on ytmnds server

At this time, Max's two children are being born into this world. One, a girl, shall be taken to Youtube while the other, a boy, shall be taken to Newgrounds. Perhaps someday, in the near future, they will bring balance to the internet.

+12

Why have you forsaken us?

+1

What are you talking about, he doesn't have a....nevermind, I thought you meant foreskin.

+8

Go on...

Hooker boots

+3

^good judging job on the TOURNEY

I HAVE A BONER!

-1

I'm 12 years old and what is this?

-2

Posting in a legendary thread.

+3

timeline.jpg. If you also noticed, theres someone named moot on here. Coincidence? Gay f*g c*ck lovers? You bet.

Moot point.

+1

▲ ▲ ▲

The Horror

Post ending in doubles tells me what to do

+2

MAYBE HE'S SECRETLY IN THERE SPYING, SO HE CAN TELL US ALL THE NEW "MEMES" THAT ARE IN DEVELOPMENT SO WE CAN MAKE THEM FADS HERE. THANX MAX! IF THERE'S ANY INVOLVING THE MOVIE TWISTER I CALL DIBS.

+18

Memes are gay.

-6

Oh, so this is why everyone is gay.

+1

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-1

internet forensics investigation file #49575 status: case closed

BRB, FBI

+1

This is what you just did to my brain - sinoemedicalassociation.org/surgery/hernia_.jpg

+3

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Matlarrrrrrr

+13

He thought he could do Matlab. He could not.

+3

WHAT YOU SAY!?

+6

4CHAN: ALL YOUR SITES ARE BELONG TO US.

+11

MAX SET US UP THE BOMB!!!!

+4

U ARE ON UR WAY TO SITE SHUTDOWN

+4

YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE DOWNVOTERS

-1

take up every zig

+1

move zig move zig

he had a change of heart when he watched cutie honey

+3

http://ytmndchan.ytmnd.com/

-2

http://www.olddomains.net/com/ytmndchan/

-2

http://ytmndchan.toolbar.fm/

-2

every goofy 4chan parody we've made on this site has now become the harbinger of cold, cruel reality

+8

...also c*cks

the unfunny truth about funny joeks on the internet

+19

ON YTMND.COM

+9

ymdb doesn't need update. I wish we could revert to old formats before max clogged it up with ads.

MAX!!!!!!!!!!!

+2

excuse me max wtf r u doin

+1

do not blame the jew lured into becoming a mathematics whore, for his only gas worth burning any longer goes by the name Asian Poon Tang.

Oh, Fiev It Yuo F*ggot™

-1

thats what the jew max wants you to do you CAN NEVER EVER TRUST A JEW!!!!!!!!!!!

-1

I found Jews to be extremely trustworthy when it comes to correct billing information.

+1

WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

+3

I expected this to be five minutes of you searching for max goldbar on google.com

+14

hahaha me too

+4

Max is a 4chant

-1

it's a shame to get this high of a rating, only to have max take this down tomorrow...

-4

that doesn't seem like something he'd do at all. his next move will be to make a comment on this site that says something simple like "caught me."

+2

or PANCHOOOOOO!

Max, where are all those badass hidden videos of Zunechan? Just curious..

+1

Max, YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

+2

It was said that you would, destroy the 4chan, not join them. It was you who would bring balance to the Internets, not leave it in /b/. You were my brother max. I loved you.

+2

oh noes

i'm going to pretend this is why max never called me after our night of buttsecks

+2

good detective work

+2

http://images-test.4chan.org/favicon.ico

+5

Max! Cheating? SOMEONE NEEDS TO SMELL HIS DICK!

+6

^OHHHhhhhh HAHAHAhahahah!

+1

peesauce is on a roll

+1

holy sh*t

+1

peesauce p.i.

+9

Magnum Pee Sauce

lololololololol

+2

This is a great site, and it's kind of weird, but from the title I knew it was you. Now, back to the issue at hand. If max can be trusted (can any Jew be trusted?), he claims to have lost a lot of money on this site. 4chan, however, apparently makes a lot of money. So, if this means 4chan's moot is helping employ some broke fellow internets webmaster, this is good.

+5

ohhh cmon! yeah right.. a jew wil never ever do anything for a loss.. they always make aprofit.. look at all teh money on the sponsored websitez and all teh adds on here.. yeah max has probaly lost money becasue he pays himself a 40 dollar an hour salary.. and once teh ytmnd website ahs been sucked dry hell sell off teh code to the highest bidders god damn jews

-1

Well if he is losing money on this site, how would temporarily hosting a test server on 4chan help anything at all? That would just put him in even more debt.

+1

what ive heard from someone who actually knows moot is that 4chan doesnt really make any money

its actually putting moot in a lot of debt actually because he's financially retarded

He probably shows up to PowerfulInternetPeople parties in a food-stained white t-shirt

-1

o

+2

m

+2

CCCCC-ccCCCCCCOMBO BREAKER

+8

g

+2

ALEX JONES WAS RIGHT!

+6

www.infowars.com/uncircumcised

+2

max iceberg is a traitor

+5

lets all act surprised and disappointed now

+4

this site will be killed™

ok, i am surprised and disappoint.

Max, care to comment?

+4

Max has yet to comment with a sarcastic remark because its all true. I'm with u martin

MOAR

+3

According to my sources, Max is a jew gold loving golem.

+4

That's some fine police work there, Lou.

+6

Damn fine police work.

finally some closure.

+1

i never would have known

+1

I guess it was inevitable you know, by some strange gap in intuitive thinking

+1

MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAXX!

+1

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+25

thats all i can say

+4

I like the little thingie on the end of the u. Very fancy.

+2

History lesson: Jetz's CUFFZ was constructed from a QUEER written on the comment page for "Can't Break These Cuffs." The U's are both the same, while the F's can be made from removing the lower bar of the E's in the QUEER. The C comes from blasting a chunk out of the Q, while the Z itself is Jetz's handiwork.

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+1

Jewish Max Peesauce conspiracy

+3

I'm not a /b/tard, I'm the man now dog!

+1

hey guys remember Dog Chan? guess it wasn't an April Fool's joke

+13

Yeah, apparently it was max's secret fantasy.

+1

Prairie Dog Chan

+4

Jackie Chan

+2

Great Job!

+1

Needs more reginald veljohnson but the kung fu sounds were nice so I can't deny you your 5.

+1

max... :(

+2

comment

i'm sure max has some reasonable explination

-5

Good job detectiving peesaus

+2

OVERTHROW HIM!

+4

http://ytmnd.com/users/moot/

NOOOOOO!

shocking costiracy

Let's get that bastard/son of a bitch.

+1

4.87!!!

No "stop making jewtown sites?"?

I NOMINATE KEATONKEATON999 FOR THE NEW PRESIDENT OF YOUR THE MAN NOW DOT COM DOG ON THE INTERNETS ON YTMND.COM! WE MUST STAGE A COUT DE TA

+2

A Coft Durr-Tarr or a Coup d'etat?

i can break these cuffs.. ARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

+1

Highest rated site I've ever seen

Color Me YTMND was above 5.00 at one point.

+10

Anyone else remember when Fourest had a site that was initially coerced to a negative rating, and everybody voted on it until the point that it had a positive rating?

official YTMND historian

+2

amazing

That surprised me, but in a different way: that Max is actually doing something! Unfortunately, I believe ytmnd will slowly be crushed by the pressure of more and more people who like to attack the good name of ytmnd and ruin its glory. Until then, we, the good users, will keep on making this site alive, important and actually funny. We can do it.

+1

JEWS DID 4CHAN

+11

http://max-goldberg.ytmnd.com/

dat ass

+4

MAX WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!

I have this strange feeling I had already seen this site before...

4max

+8

LOL

LOL

4.9??? once max replies and this is over with, this site is begging to PACARDed

+2

max is really gay now

+2

y'all n*gg*s be trolling in a trolls ytmnd....

-1

4 The Chan Now Dog?

+4

I guess we're the man now dog.

there isn't a single vote below 5 stars that dares to comment on this site yet

I think evianeightball is a pretty cool guy, eh votes 4 and doesn't afraid of anything.

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igetpaid thinks it takes guts to use the internet, thereby proving it doesn't take any brains either.

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hey man, my dad is pretty old and he hasn't figured the internet out quite yet, and then look at you, you've figured it out way better than him and he was born years after you were

+5

http://api.ytmnd.com/sites/max-4chan/votes_by_day

-1

this has real purdy music

+1

igetpaid fires off another entry into his collection of amateur level internet comebacks.

-3

My first 'hit' Batman site got the (then) 500 vote Up and Coming limit in around 6 hours. Things have changed since then. I blame dctownes or whatever the hell his name is

-1

I see you are still downvoting my comments umfuld. What a waste of time.

-2

gr33n, you shouldn't get so upset over things on the internet, i don't think your pacemaker can handle that magnitude of stress

-1

lol, Arby and the chief reference

These are dark times...

http://prariedogeric10.ytmnd.com/

A great and unique site like this has, over time, just been neglected and treated as an in-joke by the guy who created it. But on the other hand, ytmnd seems to have run its course. The place has died. Maybe that's why max will do nothing about ytmnd anymore, because what's the point? It's not in the best interests of Max to keep this site alive only for new coding to be desecrated by constant posts of a gif of a moon with AT&T Mike ranting about n*gg*rs over it. SAD FACE :(

+5

moon man is the the complicated hospital equipment keeping the brain dead patient that is ytmnd alive

+1

ok

+2

moon man is awesomeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

-2

yes, quite.

+2

The fact that a sub-community of moonman supporters actual exists is proof that ytmnd has hit its lowest point. There is no possible way it could get worse. I can say with absolute conviction that it is the lowest form of humor I have ever seen, and yet they exist and are encouraged by real users on this site. It saddens me so much that it has come to this. This place a dead pathetic husk. Is there anything else that needs to be said?

+8

Reading through these comments has made me realise ytmnd is more than just some website to lots of people. There must be some way for the users themselves to get this site out of the state it's in.

+2

YTMND Stimulus Package.

+9

Moon man was the dagger. Ytmnd began it's decline once the myspace suicide fad exploded with the worst possible fad music...then came abuse of the Nightwish Ghost Love Score music which was already a fad before with the "Epic Manuevers"...Lazytown turned the whole community into pedophiles, and then the whole moon man fad proved that ytmnd...is dead.

-3

dear maple"epic"jet everything you like(d) about ytmnd absolutely sucks (sucked) and the site only became good when users started parodying the way people make sites by making intentionally bad poland sites or murdarmachene type sites or mediocre mixes where the joke is the use of the particular audio clip rather than it being a good mix

+3

the fact that a community of moon man supporters actually exists is proof that ytmnd is hanging in there i can say with absolute conviction that moon man is the awesomest form of awesome i have ever seen. kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

-2

if u love moon man vote 5 if you hate moon man vote 1. most moon man sites recently have ratings well over 3 so i think many people like moon man

-1

I don't agree that YTMND is dead. I still visit daily because people are still making quality sites that make me laugh.

+3

On ytmnd, 3 is below average, and the moon crew always upvotes them, so they would probably be rated less otherwise.

+2

Moonman: Origins was pretty good. Admit it.

:( why?

max doing work at 4chan is like eating at a different Cracker Barrel every day: the place is overrun with the same kind of losers and sh*tty content but at least no one recognizes you.

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But some cracker barrels are better than others

+2

CRACKA ASSED N*GG*

I thought recognizing other users is what made this community interesting. If it is just a bunch of anonymous people, no one gets to know each other, and god knows there is never enough good content alone to maintain interest, without encouragement from like-minded individuals.

+3

Or maybe you are just talking about Max. If so, shame on him for abandoning us just because he doesn't want to acknowledge the sad joke he has created.

+1

I've mastered that peg game.

+4

greenscreen is a hentai fapper.

+2

i'm not that offended by the whole thing, but i must admit i've spent a lot of time over there since the facebook hacks started a few weeks ago. sh*t has been so funny, laughed harder over those than i have at anything here in weeks. i just hope this site doesn't start getting tons of CP and gore now. also guessing there will be some sort of revenue sharing and this site will start getting more income than just a few ads and donations and be re energized. cool story, bro

Internet adultery.

+2

174 votes 4.9, jeesus

highest rated site ever, but only 12 FAVs after 177 votes.

+1

Yeah but you won't have to worry about it being spammed on digg and have another HTPAT, no one outside of YTMND will give a sh*t about it. Once this runs its course it'll stay dead. Though I'm interested to see how max will respond.

+5

He's going to downvote it with all his alts

+2

Max's response: "NO U"

+3

Also, all jokes aside, I'm surprised to see the response from the community. Maybe this will show max that people still care about YTMND? I don't know, I may be dreaming.

+7

lol at peesauce being all serious on the internet

+7

Actually this is actually kind of good because now I don't have to feel bad if I decide to leave and never come back. I stuck around because I respect the concept of ytmnd and enjoyed its unique flavor. I thought that maybe someday somebody would turn around and fix the site, or if I kept supporting it, maybe others would too, and we would slowly bring ytmnd back from the brink. But now that I know that Max's heart isn't in this, it's a lot easier for me to give up and move onto something else.

+2

I WISH MAX LOVED US EVEN JUST AN OUNCE OF EMPATHY OR RESPECT FOR US NORMAL USERS THAT WERE NOT IN THE MAX YTMND ELITE FRIENDS CLUB WOULD'VE BEEN ENOUGH :(

+6

He probably isn't even checking the site anymore. 1 month from now Max will finally log onto YTMND and check "top rated last month" and go "....oh SH*T! They know!"

is this the best way to get news around here

+3

Hey buds, some great developments in the coding to tell you about. I've cut down my work load from 30 hours a week to about -10 as I have been hired by another site (the name shall remain anonymous) to do some code work. On top of that, i have a pile of cease and desist letters the size of Ted Danson's forehead to get through. Keep in mind that I love you all and it will be worth the wait when you see how great this internet is when it has been coded to death. 4chainE "HOW DO I CODED WEBSITE" JOEKS

^ no one cares you wannabe internet celebrity.

SAD FACE & TEARS

+1

JK! I WANT TO BE FAMOUS TOO THE COMMENT WAS SATERIKALL

I'm already on the A-list though. My ytmnd comments have made me the best celebrity.

I was chatting with Max on irc the other day and he told me YTMND and 4Chan will be merging by the end of the year. He explained that YTMND and 4Chan are pretty much the same thing and he and moot are going to join forces and merge different parts of the websites together.

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shut up f*g

+13

That's like saying Bacardi is the same as Grey Goose.

+2

or that cars are the same as pasta.

+5

i really hope you're kidding

http://makingmoneyfromwebsites.ytmnd.com/

/4TMND/

+1

Not literally the same, but he said they attract a lot of the same people and same memes and simple-minded level of humor. Max said he knows this place is slowly dying so it's better to combine forces with another site and have two people running things.

-5

It has been slowly dying for while though, only now it is near the end. There must be a better website he can combine it with. Maybe he should ask bbc.com, dustindiamond.com or mnjsnakerescue.org if they would be willing to merge with ytmnd.

+4

That's going to be slightly surreal, since 4chan users don't seem to care at all about creative integrity and a lot of the elitist users here love it.

+4

^elitist comment by ochobobo

+2

Well if this IS true I hope they keep YTMND's layout. 4chan is such a f*cking pain in the *ss to navigate. Sure they got a decent rapidshare search engine, but other than that the whole site is a mess. Saw something cool? Well in the same amount of time it took for me to write this comment that cool thing will buried 3 pages under the front page, replaced with images of pedobear and anime.

+1

I would love to see YTMND's usage statistics as compared to 4chan's. I'm pretty sure YTMND is getting fewer unique users per month while 4chan is getting more. Maybe that's why max jumped ship?

+1

4chan gets more views because people like jokes from 100 years ago and posting the same joke at least 50,000 times a day (Imagine moon man x1000 but people liking it)

+3

Define unique. 4chan's debaucherous existence is the only way we can mathematically prove YTMND has any dignity at all.

IF ANYONE DARES TO DOWNVOTE THIS COMMENT I WILL 1 THIS SITE.

+13

easy there partner you don't meant that

+12

minused because we don't negotiate with terrorists

+12

+'d because I don't negotiate with people who don't negotiate with terrorists.

+10

This bounty hunter is my kind of scum, fearless and inventive.

+8

-'d because I don't negotiate with people who don't negotiate with people who don't negotiate with terrorists.

+8

everyone just stay calm no ones going to downvote anything isn't that right kid?

+9

F*CK! HE'S GOT A STAR!

+9

that's it, one more ultimatum and I'm outta here.

+4

You people must hate America, because you just let the terrorists win.

this is about the internet

+5

Took awhile to get to me because the dump trucks were jammed up.

I think 4chan will make a great ally when the first major internet war occurs sometime in the near future

-1

: ( Ignorance is bliss

+1

Maybe W. T. Snacks can take over for max.

+1

MAX SHOT LIL' PONCHO CONSPIRACY

+1

wowz

Max is not the man now, dog.

+3

excellent insight

+1

oh.....my......god......

+1

wow, free time

Well that does it...the anime rule has been lifted by this.

+1

Seems accurate. Kinda sucks, but if the site's not making money it's not totally surprising. It would be easier if Max just said "Yeah, this is what I'm doing." According to his user page on YTMND he's logged in today -- should say something.

+1

Peesauce, you know that the secret YTMND police are going to take you underground now to beat your legs and pluck your finger nails, right?

+1

Nice investigative work sonny!

+1

I've never understood the 4chan hate anyway. Arent YTMND and 4chan basically just different ways of getting to the funny jokes - often the same ones? Or are the only good YTMNDs ones that 4chan can't replicate? Haters confuse me.

-6

LRN2INTERNET

+3

What the hell?! Are you joking? 4chan is totally gay; it's a 180 degrees off what the Founding Fathers of YTMND had envisioned!