rideo

+3

Good thing she has a replacement twin.

+6

Yes...the fate of the mysterious third twin has finally been revealed.

+4

I'm gay.

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John Stamos probably felt like doing that every day on the set.

+3

www.infowars.com WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

+3

downrate this, F*GG0TS

-2

HTPAT

-2

lol she got owned. he shoulda shot the gf after :D

-1

What is that red thing being ejected? Was she so excited to be airborne that she forgot to close her bomb bay doors?

lol, 4 gray stars

+1

2 grey stars :0

exactly why they don't put brick walls at the end of runways. also, michelle making a "I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue joke" sprang to mind.

+3

Totally off topic but very important - how the hell do these ultra big large gifs get onto ytmnd? I can only upload a site that is 1.5mb, and this gif alone is 3mb...what gives?

many things give. like bridges: www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHuFvbSMa1Y

+1

SLAYER

+6

seasons in the dumpster

+8

KILLING SPREE!

South of Window... Reigning Kate... God Hates Mary-Kate...

Undisputed Splattitude

Here we go!

+2

Fearcondom is on a roll, and I am not referring to the "barrel" type.

+2

HEEYYYYYYYYYYYO

One of your best. Also, I recognize that dumpster from ContesTMND

+4

ooh I almost forgot about that

-1

I thought it was going to be a YouTubeTMND at first

+2

You've outdone yourself here.

+5

it's rare but it happens, that's why I'm hooked so bad

+5

WEEEEEEEEEE

+2

lol, f*ckin' 5'd

+2

There's no way one guy could make so many good sites. You must be a small corporate entity, not a person.

+13

amazing

+2

LMAO@@@@@!#$!$!$!@

+1

Expert c*ckblock evasion

+3

Also, make that damn asylum site!

+2

it's coming, but it's difficult to get motivated when so many people that need to be contributing are not. We got some cool sh*t but it would be awesome if we got past the homophobia and came together on some chick we'd pick up behind the Methadone Clinic on a Thursday night.

+2

I made you a pixelated masturbater. WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME?! *sob*

we are all operating at a meager percentage of our potential, including me, don't try to sell me down the river with your sob story. Laziness and the allure of instant gratification has made us soft and brittle but like Voltron, if we join forces and inject robust payloads into some bunker busters we can illuminate the murky internets with magnificent light

+2

or we can just make funny website jokes

+1

Sorry fear, but Thursday is Amputee Night at a local spot I frequent. We'll Eiffel Tower some damaged goods at a later date

+1

HOF. Now.

+2

Yes. You've punched the keys for god's sake.

+2

shooby-doo ba bah-da

+3

Great Job!

+1

JED AND THE RIPPERS

+1

Weeeeeeee *crunch*

+1

This is without a doubt your best site. And that's really saying something.

Excellent

When it started with full house I thought "nothing good can be done with this". I am however fond of throwing kids in dumpsters so 5.

+1

Full House did 9/11

+2

Why does "SLAYER" seem to be written on every dumpster?

+3

What's really funny is who else was in that dumpster: http://trashmoney.ytmnd.com/

+1

um...oops.

The television set!

That doesn't look like San Francisco at all.

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Someone OBVIOUSLY didn't see the episode where the they move to the industrial district to save on rent

+7

I remember that episode. Something goes awry, and in the end the girls learned a valuable lesson. Very different from every other single episode.

+2

Hey, just noticed -- where has ASSC*CK gone?

assc*ck is on vacation. if one downvotes from the beach, one has issues.

+1

I might even turn into a regular downvoter with people being *ssh*les about honest votes.

cynical, ironic and offensive...5

+1

BTW, do you think Jon Stamos nailed both twins when legal or just Mary Kate?

+2

SLFYER

take out a few frames of her flying through the air for a more natural look. Right now she looks like she's gliding like a flying squirrel or some sh*t.

+1

Uncle Jesse has some guns, don't doubt the power of Stamos

+2

5 4 SLYR

650 million

didnt even smile

-5

Well someone had to make sure it wasn't on the top rated of all time list.

+4

may as well be some dipsh*t with horrible sites

+2

*Gives more attention to f*cking douche bag

VSL downvoted about 20 of my sites, what a maroon

+1

And.. here we go! A 5.

DOMANE GRAEB

Failure to sync in IE.

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Failure to just switch to f*cking firefox already.

+17

Either way, it does sync on my ie.

-1

just hit PF 5 to resync, for any YTMND that loads out of sync

-1

PF5? Must be a Mac.

+2

you have to wear pf flyers to hit pf5

+1

A site should execute properly in that which has always been the standard internet browser. 1 for the funny, 2 for the show, 3 for the effort... but that will be all, sadly.

-4

The standard internet browser for Grandpa.. "How do I download the Twitter onto my Facebook email?"

+3

nice one NiteSky

+1

What he meant to say was "-2 for no KOEN"

+2

IE is only "the standard internet browser" because it is the default browser on the OS most people use...and they just blindly use it just because it's there...they either don't know how crappy IE really is OR are too stupid to know that there are other (and far better) browsers out there

-1

Saying IE is the "standard internet browser" is like saying MS Paint is the standard image editor. Sure everybody has it, but only idiots ever use it.

+6

take back what you said about paint

+1

I disagree, you firefoxers know that you are really just using the newest version of netscape navigator right? I have firefox, I f*cking hate that piece of sh*t. Downvote this comment all you want, you still use netscape so I'm the one laughing.

a quick note on that IE sync thing, even though its irrelevant now and no one will read it. The most used "anything" in the world certainly does not imply that its the best. IE has a gif playback flaw that causes it to run gifs based on the cpu's speed. Firefox loads the full gif ahead of time, even if it takes all day, then runs it at normal speed, creating sync that the ytmnd user intended. i switched to primary firefox just because of ytmnd, and if you use the site a lot you should too. k thats it.

as far as netscape, i can't comment cuz i've never tried it, but i guess my only point is that, instead of RELYing on the worlds most used anything to be your savior, try out the worlds lesser-used products and find one that works for you. cuz i know it isn't just this site that fails to sync in IE, its a lot of em.

I have no idea what you are talking about when you say Firefox is just the newer Netscape Navigator, but who cares? Back in the day when the only browser choices were IE and Netscape, I chose Netscape because it was BETTER THAN IE BACK THEN. And apparently it's still better than IE now, so why the hell WOULDN'T i use firefox?

Those whiny people bitching about having to stay on a plane all night must have stolen the thunder from this tragic crash. I didn't hear anything about this on the news.

That is the funniest one I have seen in awhile! I love the head-to-wall concrete thud, compared to the trash can slam and complete finality to the thing.

+1

needs to have credits role at the end.

-2

Needs to have Cliffington8 shut up.

+3

and what would the role of the credits be?

+2

to credit the actors for their role duh

+2

ahhh, yes. of course.

Way too high of a score.

-2

Way too low of a score.

-2

Juuuust right

+3

I'll change this to a 5 later though, cuz I actually love this one

-4

I agree that the score is too high, but not by much, a few tenths if that. This site is deserving though as it is an original idea, funny, creative, and anyone can come to YTMND, click on this site and enjoy it. Yet, there are so many clickish, FAD, inside joke YTMND's that are in the top rated list all the time. The only people who can enjoy those are the people in on the inside joke or fad, or those who may just have mental issues, giving new visitors the impression that this site is full of fail.

I would like to disagree and say this score will probably always be too low

F*ck your couch B*tch

not really Magnus - it doesn't sync in IE - the most used browser in the world - for no reason.

-1

F*cking dicks. This isn't downvoting, it's loyalty to the site.

a quick note on that IE sync thing, even though its irrelevant now and no one will read it. The most used "anything" in the world certainly does not imply that its the best. IE has a gif playback flaw that causes it to run gifs based on the cpu's speed. Firefox loads the full gif ahead of time, even if it takes all day, then runs it at normal speed, creating sync that the ytmnd user intended. i switched to primary firefox just because of ytmnd, and if you use the site a lot you should too. k thats it.

I laughed so hard until my ear-pussy came.

thanks for the big lols

Zippada ba da da !

Nice edits

You got it dude!

Well done Sir/Madam

I'll second that, Epic Win

AND THAT'S FOR HEATH!

+1

Goddamnit that was perfect.

+1

Have Mercy.

Fearcondom is a fa* but this is good.

-3

Ah-CHOOM chchchch *piano*........wait, wrong show

+3

I always do that. familyhouse.ytmnd.com/

Did I do thaaaaat?

Yay!

All right michelle you wanna play a game, lets play airplane ok? Yaaaaay! All right! We've been cleared for takeoff, ahd- she's up, and here we go, heeyyyyyo(CRASH) -- (thud,) (booooooom)... Shooby Doo Bah- Bah-da. (bass outro).

+1

Too bad they didnt throw Dave Coulier in there with her.

Fearcondom '12

+1

If his platform is throwing annoying kids into to dumpster, he's got my vote

This is the sh*t!

How rude!

+1

JABBA JEW BAH BAH-DOW

5 for child abuse.

+1

Stamos f*cked the Olsen twins before they were even famous.

New sites have no business in the realm of the top rated. I'm sorry, but this must be downvoted.

-5

New sites have no business in the realm of the top rated. I'm sorry, but this must be downvoted.

... I actually like this site, so I'm not trying to be an *ssh*le... and I'm certainly not a downvoter.

-1

pffft At least lj-trucking agrees with me.

m/ SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAYER! m/

+2

Um, pretend there's a backslash before each m.

+1

My mom actually liked this one

+2

this is the best, most funny YTMND ever made

-3

Then vote 5, dumbass

+4

I agree completely.

+1

Now throw the other one!

+1

FAV'd for the description

5'd, slayer.

+1

An heir and a spare, eh?

That's where she found her future fashion sense.

cum dumpster.

This is WONDERFUL

SMASHING!

childish, boring, and it's #1. now I remember why I left this site.

-3

lol

Yes and Your site titled OMG with a smiley running around saying oh my god a bunch of times was extremely enlightening. Or that gem you made called ROFLROFL where the word ROFL scrolls across the screen was a brilliant piece of satire. Thank you for bringing so much to the community. We will miss you borlak.

+2

I feel so sorry for you.

Also, lol

Dumpster should explode and make a lot of noise at the end.

+1

5'd for Slayer dumpster. Shibidy bop bah dow!

5'd for Slayer

CAPTAIN PLANET!!!

HE'S OUR HERO!

s3m1lol is a zero!

Ha!

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

2 because the sound doesn't even sync. it starts off good, but the crash sound comes in way too early.

hahahah

HerewegOWNED

that's greenscreen's dumpster.

5 for Aunt Becky's hotness. Also for killing one of the Olsen twins.

i lol'd

... and here we go!

LOL!

F*ckin awesome, mate