| Site Information | |||||||||||
| Site Title: | Dick Taters | ||||||||||
| Site Domain: | dicktaters.ytmnd.com | ||||||||||
| Created by: | SilverDollar | ||||||||||
| Created on: | 2009-08-12 11:30:53 | ||||||||||
| Image Origin: | Wal-Mart | ||||||||||
| Sound Origin: | The NWO Theme Song | ||||||||||
| Preview: |
|
||||||||||
| Description: | Taters, acting like dicks | ||||||||||
| Keywords: | |||||||||||
| Site Stats: | |||||||||||
| Rating: |
|
||||||||||
| Total Votes: | 369 | ||||||||||
| Site Views |
|
||||||||||
| Your rating: | Log in to vote (76 users have this site on their favorites list) | ||||||||||
| Report this site | |||||||||||
| Site Sponsorship: | Sponsor this site! (Click here for more info) | ||||||||||
| No donations for this site. | |||||||||||
| Add a comment: | |||||||||||
| Comments: |
| lol very nice | ||||||
| wow somehow i feel ive seen these pictures in the history books :D | ||||||
| shameless first post reply plug http://superdeduper.ytmnd.com/ <--- my first ytmnd |
-3 | |||||
| Needz moar GOP (Grand Old Potatoes) | ||||||
| no, this is not an image of "Wal-Mart". 1'd for incorrect citation | ||||||
| :0 | ||||||
|
+1 | ||||||
|
+1 | ||||||
| this site will be killed™ |
-1 | |||||
| funny potatos | ||||||
| Inglourious spuds |
+1 | |||||
| sigh, i can't deny this |
+3 | |||||
| that's what she said |
+1 | |||||
| ...not only is this site full of win...so is the comment page | ||||||
| Grate Dick Taters. Viva la Hashbrowns. |
+2 | |||||
| Given the title, I assumed potatoes that looked like phalluses. I was pleasantly surprised. | ||||||
| clever girl |
-2 | |||||
| After the last time I commented on your "clever girl" usage I've started reading Jurassic Park. I'm at the part where they just got to the T-rex section. | ||||||
| I [-] that clever girl comment- no hard feelings | ||||||
| btw this whole thing is really sad, and I'm not talking about the crease that resembles a frown on the potato | ||||||
| my brother is reading jurassic park right now | ||||||
| let me know when you get to the part where Jef Goldsman is squatting underneath a longneck's dressed in a latex raptor suit and screaming in German while the kids are watching, because there's a really cool thing you can do when that part happens. |
+2 | |||||
| "shoot her... Shoot her!" | ||||||
| Compys kill Hammond p.393 | ||||||
| spuds did 9-11 |
+2 | |||||
| Boil em |
+2 | |||||
| Mash em |
+1 | |||||
| stick em in a stew |
+1 | |||||
| PO TAY OHEZ |
+1 | |||||
| wutz TATERS |
+1 | |||||
| Make love to me Randy, please! |
+2 | |||||
| NEDS MOAR PINOCHET | ||||||
| He's in there, between Stalin and Castro |
+2 | |||||
| ok, I guess I missed that | ||||||
| It's easy, Dick Taters tend to resemble one another. |
+2 | |||||
| hes the one with the crooked tie? | ||||||
| yes
| ||||||
| sorry, Tito has the cooked tie, Pinochet is seated in front of his goons | ||||||
| Needs more DAVID ROCKEFELLER! The ultimate POO-TATER!! | ||||||
| That song made me orgasm. | ||||||
| Tater Stalin |
+2 | |||||
| yep you beat me to it | ||||||
| Well actually you forgot FR4NC0!! ASUAFDAAHHHHFKJKSHSGHSJaaaaaASNHCRASHSDJUHs | ||||||
| Pol Pot aka Pol Potatoe |
+2 | |||||
| that would have been a good one | ||||||
| BTW, that's Tito - Tater right after Mashed Mao |
+1 | |||||
| needs moar gwb |
-6 | |||||
| O SRY GAIZ I 4 GOT BSH WAS TEH BEST PRSDENT EVAR AND HE DIDNT ABUSE HIS PWR IN OFICE AT ALL. | ||||||
| Also GHWB. And David Rockefeller. And EVILyn de Rothschild. And the Queen. And Alan Greenspan. And Henry Kissinger etc. etc. etc. | ||||||
| What the hell did he get minused for?! | ||||||
| also The Bildiburgs | ||||||
| Which include Rockefella and Kissinger. | ||||||
| :( |
-3 | |||||
| ha ha now how bout master taters next.... | ||||||
| In communist russia, you don't eat potatoes. Potatoes eat potatoes. | ||||||
| 5 for the mustache on the Stalin potato. | ||||||
| Missing Emperor Taterine and his trusty Darth Tater. Anyway, I love the awesome commie music, reminded me of Sturmovik. | ||||||
| All this love.....tater Stalllliinnnnnnn |
+4 | |||||
| clever |
-1 | |||||
| You win. |
+3 | |||||
| taterz mmmmhmmmm | ||||||
| Decent photoshooping, but that doesn't really excuse a 3rd grade joke as the basis of it all |
-3 | |||||
| yet you 5 the syncan site because of the person who made it (syncan i think) | ||||||
| no, "Dick Taters" is honestly a joke I found funny in elementary school. Syncan's site wasn't based on any oh-so-clever plays on words. | ||||||
| LAWD HALF MERSEY! There's juvenile humor on YTMND! Andy, the site I made before this one is "adult" in nature. Go have a gander....... |
+2 | |||||
| NO! You sold out for a ride on the gravy train compadre, there's nothing that justifies this dragged out concept becoming a fad. | ||||||
| I'l probably snort giddily to myself as I go down the list of things that end in "ator" or "ater" and find something really clever to paste a bunch of potatoes over and I'll get mad internet hos | ||||||
| That Data site is hilarious, 5-worthy. I never meant to imply this place was a bastion of mature, cultivated humor. Two years later and I still laugh at iminyourface.ytmnd.com . It's a dumb, cheap joke, but it's original. | ||||||
| treets.ytmnd.com | ||||||
| ^ f*ck | ||||||
| And if you think the thrust of this site is the gradeschool joke gr33nscr33n told at Swiss boarding school in the 1880's, then you're missing the point. The dictators are being humanized by the act of turning them into potato golems. They appear more humane because they've been made less human. It's ironic. It's funny. |
+2 | |||||
| Yeah. So, 5. | ||||||
| Also, they look so cute and sad hehehe | ||||||
| I see your point. The title just bugs the hell out of me, and normally I'd recommend changing it but that would be a pretty asinine suggestion considering the content of the site wouldn't it? |
-1 | |||||
| Hey Andy, what if I changed it to "Tyrannical Tubers"? |
+1 | |||||
| "WTF IS A TUBER 1'd LOL" this place is a tough crowd, and by tough I mean slightly retarded, and by that I mean it's best to keep it simple | ||||||
| Tato Stalin! |
+1 | |||||
| Joseph Scallops | ||||||
| Needs more Tater Tito. |
+1 | |||||
| He's right after Mashed Mao |
+1 | |||||
| Your potato are STALIN! | ||||||
| FINISH HIM!!!! | ||||||
| 5'ed for 3rd grade internet jokes. | ||||||
| awesome | ||||||
| Appealing, but part of me wonders "Do you want fries that?" | ||||||
| MAO Potatos | ||||||
| Pillowy MAOunds? |
+2 | |||||
| that's not the NWO theme song | ||||||
| I'll let you in on a little secret, it's not the Wal-Mart produce section either. | ||||||
| infinitely better then the original. | ||||||
| Add Obama at the end for a 5. | ||||||
| Although I appreciate the offer, my inclusion of Idi Amin fills the EEOC quota for black dick taters. I'm afraid my hands are tied on this one. |
+1 | |||||
| What's taters, precious? | ||||||
| Most of those guys WERE dicks. | ||||||
| There's no dick. | ||||||
| - I have a dick! - NO! We have no past, no future! You and I are just copies of our father -- Big Dick! | ||||||
| So which one's Liquid Dick? |
+1 | |||||
| Their all sad even with all that power. | ||||||
| tasty | ||||||
| Who are all the Dick Taters featured? In order I have … Hitler, Kim Jong Il, ???, Mao Zedong, ???, Stalin, ???, Castro | ||||||
| Hitler, Kim Jung Il, Idi Amin, Mao, Tito, Stalin, Pinochet, Castro |
+1 | |||||
| Well done Sir/Madam | ||||||
| genius | ||||||
| What the f*ck am I supposed to be, a uniform specialist? Because to know almost half of them were you'd have to be.
I don't know whether I'm looking a Potato Kaddafi or Saddam Potato | ||||||
| So there is an evil gene after all... with a horrible, terrible side effect | ||||||
| http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lwlv8rQi0Og | ||||||
| 5 for not using nazi or communist music | ||||||
| Pretty good. I was disappointed that they were all the same potato at the same angle, though. High 4. | ||||||
| Why no Pol Pot (-ato) | ||||||
| That would have been a good one. | ||||||
| Tater Castro was the best 10/5 | ||||||
