Paris Hilton has a collapsing galaxy in her pooty tang.

+13

i'd still hit it

+8

You would be falling with Bill & Ted... into her bottomless hole. You might try the rear entrance, but I saw a South Park episode where she sat on a watermelon... so the back door might not be all that pristeen either...

+1

Actually it was a pineapple not a watermelon, sir.

+3

I believe you are correct about the pineapple, and THEN she worked her way up to the watermelon, sitting on it... but in any event, perhaps her back door would be a better approach than the bottomless pit that Bill and Ted found... Bill and Ted may find the Andromeda Galaxy in there...

-1

I surmise that something far larger would await Bill and Ted. Don't forget that Mr. Slave absorbed Ms. Hilton through his anus.

It's actually been theorized that our entire universe is inside some alien version of Paris Hilton's twat. And that inside all of our twats there are more universes. Disney made a movie about it starring Don Knotts.

+4

pineapple / watermelon /two teenagers with layered clothing

-1

I knew George Carlin didn't die of natural causes...

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+3

shout at the devil (wherever they land)

+4

lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo MOST EXCELLENT

this is NSFW

+3

this is pretty cool. don't know if it'll impress the "already ben dun" mobs though. with their 1 star pitchforks

+7

^It impressed this NARV

Wow, something to give a 5 to. Kudos

^^^It impressed this MARV

+4

http://wiki.ytmnd.com/Narv . technically i'm an upvoter.

+1

No...definitively, you're a cancer

-5

^^Now I finally know what I am

That first step out of the closet is the hardest.

+3

Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.

+3

perfect

heh, its because she is loose.

+1

i hate her, but loved her in repo!. the part she was born to play. also her face falls off...if that could happen in every one of her movies i still probably wouldn't watch any of them, unless they were actually good. like repo!.

I saw a bad horror movie where Paris Hilton got killed with metal projectile headshot. That was sweet.

EXCELLENT! *guitar riff*

+4

i like the loop, but also would have been win if you included the part where they land in hell

i'd +1 it

+2

I kept waiting for them to see Primus.

+3

gaping vaginas

Do I detect Front 242?

+2

I see what you did there.

i love a good title joke site

+3

lol sluts

+1

You sank my battleship

+4

browntown

billandtedSEXcellentadventure

+2

lol why hasn't anyone done this before

They have they just never come back....

+3

El Oh El.

Yeah, it's gonna suck when they hit bottom too.

I got the joke after the second loop. Now I can't stop giggiling.

It's funny because Paris Hilton sleeps with lots of guys, which makes you think that her vagina might be stretched out and floppy. Get it?

+2

I give this a 1... out of 2. 1 Being best Animated situation found on the internet about Neo and his friend Tim.

totally deep hole!

-1

the joke is that her vagina is so big they fall in. i was expecting to see the pantyless upskirt pic where she gets out of the ar and you can see her vagina and 4-day-from-shaved hair shadow. its a great pic! the emma watson see through panty one is still better. gillian anderson can be seen topless in a recent uk film. wynona ryder needs to show some clear breasts. micheal richards is probably circumsized because he is jewish. so is max gold berg. i am not circumsized. i do not have a myspace.

when i said "gets out of the ar" i meant to write "gets out of the car." just clearing that up! ok guys, lets blow this thing and go home. the quote right there was from a star wars.

and i have a myspace actually, i just forgot the password. i only have one friend and its a girl i went to college with. i messaged her and she never responded.

^lol

+1

i'm going to take your advice: also included will be a vaginal wall and an army of sperm from Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex * But Were Afraid to Ask and then there will be a glorious moment when Bill S. Preston, Esquire fertilizes the egg and all hell breaks loose with bats and Carey Grant runs for his life

+1

too much f*cking information wellhiem.

-1

billandtedsnightinparis.ytmnd.com

+1

Most of YTMND will not get this joke. For obvious reasons.

because they actually did have sex with Paris Hilton and didn't fall in?

No, because they actually had sex with Paris Hilton using her mouth.

I get it!

-6

...OOOHHH! Okay, took me a while. lol

that's what she said.

like throwing two hotdogs into a hallway

+2

I want to vote 6

69, dudes!

+2

I know the picture is reused, but the context totally makes it. Totally excellent.

+1

There has to be a collection at the end of that cooter

Bill & Ted ytmnds have the ability to instantly make my day better. I thank you sir.

+2

It took me like a minute to get the joke. But then I lol'd.

+2

You are too much.

someone needs to give paris back her old nose, like that doctor from space balls

wait, what does this have to do with . . . oh i get it.

+1

Took me a second but when I got it I lol'd hard.

Wouldn't touch that with b7571439's penocken.

Bill and Ted: Sexcellent Adventure.

epic f*cking win. I was already going to 5 this before the music or 'this is a totally deep hole'... and then that...

+1

http://parisisloosehahalolol.ytmnd.com/ http://parishole.ytmnd.com/ http://deppsexorzhilton.ytmnd.com/

-3

so I guess after having with her for awhile you get bord and end up playing 20 questions huh

+1

that old gag

+1

HDTMND

i get it, she has a real big vagina.

+2

Ha!

not even KLF could save this stolen piece of sh*t

-2

stolen from?

high five

Walk? Hell, if I can find my keys we can DRIVE out of here.

+1

5'd for Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey... and mammoth vaginas.

Why don't people dress like that anymore?

+1

... Oh I get it now

i havent seen a pussy that big since i saw Sigfried & Roy

i saw what you did thar

woooooooooooooooooooooooooah!

Bill & Ted's Bogus Night in Paris