The only difference between your movie and the one in the theaters right now is that your version actually has a plot

+35

Does Cybertron have n*gg*rs?

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umm, it has a plot...you did see all the explosions right?

+5

You talking about the explosions in the movie or in the little kids' pants from watching Megan Fox?

+8

At first I thought transformers was a stupid and plotless action movie but then I realized it was made for 10 year old boys so it didn't bother me as much. and Megan Fox seems dumb as a rock in those films and shes not as hot as everyone like to pretend she is

+6

Like whoever goes to a movie for a good plot anymore? LOL!

-2

The title alone = 5

+2

http://insidejob911.ytmnd.com/

-1

fived the site for lonesome killers response

YES

+8

YES!

+1

PTKFGS

+1

THE F*CKING BEST

+5

that is the funniest sh*t i've seen in WEEKS. kudos. 1 star. WAIT... i'm going for the whole F*CKING FIVE!

+5

this is great, awesome, no words

+6

Rampage.

+5

I'd watch that.

+5

stupid slideshow.

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I'm back to disagreeing with you

+4

stupid attention whore.

+7

http://myfavoritedownvoter.ytmnd.com/

Cubs Win! Cubs Win!

+3

HOLY COW

Why is Bay associated with explosions? Explosions are awesome. Oh and this site is 80% filler. It's boring.

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first funny thing i have seen all week props!

+4

2and 1/2 f*cking hours of poorly shot action scenes mixed in with generic broad humour only punctuated by megan fox straddling something every 30 minutes.

+10

But how do you feel about the sequel?

+11

i got a bad feeling about this

+5

We're going to California. AND THEN MICHIGAN, AND TEXAS, ANOREGON! AND THEN WE'RE GOING TO WASHING DC TO WIN LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE! YEEEEAAAAAAAARRRGH!

+16

Please add this to the site.

lol

also the explosion sound effects at the very end sounded like the BF2 or BFb2142 artillery strikes.

+4

All of the explosions were taken from Michael Bay's two-hour explosion fest known as "Pearl Harbor".

+4

Well there are only a finite number of explosion sound effects in the world. I'm sure Michael Bay had to pull a few of them from SOMEwhere.

+4

Pear Harbor is 3 hours. And there are only like 2 explosions. And the camera is pointed in the opposite direction during both of them.

-5

Wait, so in a 3-hour movie about the bombing of an American Harbor, where multiple battleships were blown up and sunk, there are only two explosions? And neither of them are on screen? I'm glad I never watched Pearl Harbor then.

+4

needs moar sweeping desert shots

+8

I'd see it.

+2

I read this as "Michael Bay's Super Mario Sunshine." I am sad.

+10

Boomtastic

+1

my only problem with this is that you held each frame for about 2 seconds, whereas the typical michael bay camera shot lasts an average of 0.7 seconds.

+13

Most of the cameras are damaged by the constant explosions so you can't really expect much consecutive footage.

+2

70th vote motherf*ckers

Michael Bay is exactly like Jerry Bruckheimer after a few years of eating lead paint and huffing some sort of butane, dustoff, and glade c*cktail. *.

+2

+1

afrotigers ARE the sh*také

+2

THAT'S A QUESTION YOU SHOULD ASK YOURSELF

+5

It's definitely on par with his body of work. If I were rating the "film" it would get a 1, but since it's a YTMND...

Number one at the box office.

+2

This is magical, the only thing that might have made it better would be if she was watching porn on the T.V. in the first scene.

+2

movie trailers lolz

-7

I AM OPTIMUS PRIME

+4

powerpoint

-9

It didn't sync too well, but I can ignore that

firefox gays syncs, if you watch a site that is really bad if you watch it in opera it is usually fine

+1

Awesome work! I can't wait to link this to EVERYONE on my facebook

Needs more WTF!? BOOOM! OOOOOOOOHHHH!!!!

why are people liking this??

btw not trying to be mean downvoter, just didnt like it ):

vote change; 3.

^from 1

jealous

+1

So f*cking epicc

+1

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It is amazing how critic-proof Bay's latest cinematic turd is; it's almost as if illiterate 12-year-old boys don't pay attention to anybody who doesn't type in text-speak and emoticons.

+2

That, my friend, is what's so depressing about this ytmnd.

+1

the fro on the tiger was the only thing I thought about laughing at

-5

rofl f*cking awesome

+2

lol

+2

hahhaaaa

+1

Afro Tigers that EXPLODE? I like your ideas and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

+4

Accurate.

+2

NEEDZ MOAR AFRO TIGERZ

+2

My favorite parts are when they have to smuggle Jazz's body out of the hospital and when Prowl pulls their van over and discovers Harrison Ford's gay porn.

+1

PLEASE GO TAKE A SH*T SIR!

-4

get lost loser

+2

see.... this is an ongoing problem we need to have a chat about ASSC*CKredux = funny SUPASEXAY = not funny one of your fatal flaws is AC has no life as living in Canada sucks because there is no ice to play hockey on in June and he is usually one of the first posts, where you are usually one of the last JUST THOUGHT I SHOULD POINT THIS OUT </intervention>

+2

Yay there are other people who think transformers is f*cking retarded, there are other sane people out there

+1

lmao. Optimus Prime in the backseat made me lol hard.

+2

What's sad is that this is easily better than anything Michael Bay has created after The Rock.

+2

5x better than Transformers, so 5 stars it is. Also, Abigail Breslin > Megan Fox.

+1

Memories of Arfenhouse creep unbidden into my mind.

+2

They are...pleasant memories.

+1

Couldn't you find a real font?

-2

Needs moar Trajan.

This site restores my faith in YTMND.

+2

I give it two thumbs way way up.

+2

I would easily pay $8 to see this.

+1

i paid $6.75 to keep it on the front page lololololo

+2

Thanks Scarebear. Your sponsorship is the first I've ever received.

+2

omfg after watching this like 10x since i have my sound down so low I didn't hear Rick James Superfreak in the background of the bridge attack sequence with the afrotigers rofl ---- AWESOME^10000

+2

wait, wtf just happened? whatever it was i liked it

+1

Awesome! I can only hope you do a 2012 one and call it "Sh*t Falling Down: The Movie!"

+1

And that is EXACTLY something he would do.

+2

One of the greatest parts is at the very end when there's complete silence and then a massive explosion. It's exactly Michael Bay.

+1

vote change to 5. i dont really know why i hated it at first! HAHA!!!!! ......>> ' _ '

I do.

-1

Flawless Victory.

+3

F*ck Michael bay

+1

Why doesnt Michael Bay follow the formula that works? Sean Connery = win. Pershonally, I think Michael Bay is a f*ckin idiot. General, sir.

lol

+1

i just met you, we're in love, i'm wholesome

this was cute until I heard "superfreak", then I lost my sh*t

+1

XDD LOLOL

1 for not being moon man

Hmm, genius.

rofl 5!!!!!!!!!!1

Harrison Ford has a bad feeling about this.