Don't tell the kid how I f*cked his mom at a new years eave party last year. She was drunk and talking about rollover minutes she found. I shut her up by putting my...

fingers in my ears.

+9

lol

Didn't this movie used to have a war in it?

Saw it coming a mile away (literally)

+1

that was funny, but.... terrible.

Thank you for shutting up that useless family.

+1

I second this.

Could you do something about the Verizon guy? I don't want to hear him now.

+1

I found this somewhat disturbing.

+5

mom i need a telephone

+8

MILKY MINUTES

+4

Scelous, I know what you mean, this is disturbing indeed...how the f*ck can someone just throw away minutes? Hey, did you see the dead body at the end? That was awesome!

+1

Max should clarify the sites stance on gore in the TOS.

http://steakman.net/IMG_5040.jpg

she should have been watching the road

-1

I feel so bad for fiving this.

+4

But deep down you know it's the best site you've seen in a month.

Probably one of the best I've seen in a week. Definitely not in a month.

I don't...

-1

So that is how she gets aHEAD on her minutes.

i can't tell exactly what that is at the end, it looks like a llama hit a car and landed on a person. anyone else have a guess?

I think it was a person in a car after hitting a llama. A large, several ton, immobile granite statue of a llama.

+1

f*ck'n fav'd

The combination of that final image and that song....i couldn't help myself but laugh. Horrible, but too f*cking funny

I can't five this in good conscience, so have a ghost five on me

+2

YOU CAN'T SHOOT UP A GHOST

+1

good joke

+1

I had been hoping for this day for quite some time. Shrieking mother, ineffectual dad, two mouthbreathing dumbsh*t children... we're better off as a planet.

is that real car crash photo file FATHER>?

you know they were f*cking, right

died with a dick in her mouth

itw as funny until the end, thats f*cking nasty

-2

Did you just make this site simply to sneak in a Michael Jackson song at the end?

now that was hysterically gruesome

You know I hold you personally responsible for the Red Wings being bumped out of the playoffs, right? Also, nice hair.

wintmnd

Full of win

not even sure what im lookin at the end... its so mutilated haha

we miss you mj

+2

Nicole Catsouras X(

+3

What kind of photographer would look at that car crash and think, "hey, this'll make a good picture!"

Ummm, a crime scene/police/coroner/legal/etc. photographer would

+1

Yeah, but what crime scene/police/coroner/legal/etc person would stick the photograph on the internet?

the more pertinent question is what crime scene/police/coroner/legal/etc. person would stick the photograph on the internet after putting the phrase "BUY A TELEPHONE" on it?

It was good till the last pic.

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OH NO I'M SCARRED FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!!! HALLLLLPPPPPPPP

+9

feel good ytmnd of the summer

+2

hay, its watserface

F*CKIN GREAT

+1

i never have these problems with my cell phone telephone

CELLULAR TELEPHONE TELEPHONE

Great, now every time I see this commercial on TV, I won't be able to contain my laughter, and people will think I'm retarded for thinking that the commercial is funny.

Could have done without the gore. You're better than that... I'm told =P

-1 stars because I'm a pussy about gore, and that was repulsive

fav'd though for killing those f*ggots

this is one of my fav sites ever

my face went from ' :| to XD to 0_0

Mom is no longer sensitive about her antiques

+1

Boom Headshought by the iPhone 3D

TOLLBOOTH