sign me up. Didn't I already do this today?

+1

YEAH! sign me up as well!

+2

PLEASE GO TAKE A SH*T SIR!

-3

This site's comment page will end up being more entertaining than the whole tournament.

+2

SIGN ME UP!!!! I MISSED THE LAST TWO

yeeee haw

+2

So when is this tourney going to end? Hopefully before 2012.

+2

it won't.

+2

Gary is right.... it'll be later.

I just got out of prison, boy is my anus tired! Also, sign me up.

+4

This should be the first 5 star site.

-2

Do you want me to do it? I will if you need a filler. I did surprisingly well last time....because I was paired up with sh*tty users. lol sorry fooop, HarveyMilk, hemishe, and the people that didn't bother to make sites

+4

;)

+3

**SPARKLES** missed u

+3

I will enter this contest without home internet. LibraryTMND FTW!

+2

I'll be surprised if you fill all the brackets. I hate to say it, but not many people seem to care anymore. It takes too long to go through a round.

+1

alright, you're in!

+3

Promise not to make broad topics like surprise or t-shirt design, and I'll enter.

+1

well i havent made it out of the 1st round yet but my spirits are high.

+1

Sign up for what?

-3

...and someone decides to be uncooperative just for the sake of it...no more perfect 5. But, what is this? I'm game for it.

+1

There are hundreds of these contest sites popping up. They aren't funny so I vote 1. And this one isn't even informative. This is the worst one I've seen.

-3

You haven't been around very long have you?

+1

lol

+1

disappointing

superdreamkilla is officially signed up. don't be harsh on newcomers yet, guys; the competition hasn't started yet

+2

It turns out he made his account before me. Maybe he just started becoming a more hardcore user and hasn't seen the tourney before.

It's also possible he was f*cking with you. Folks do that here ya know.

+1

Eh, based on his past activity, he is either a really subtle troll, or he is being totally f*cking serious.

+1

I just wanted to reply to this comment cause I like being a part of comment strings.

+1

his name was boner

How about YOU leave a comment.

+1

no

+3

Very well then.

+1

Ok goneja's back and im in this time f*ggots.

+3

What is this "ytmnd" I've been hearing about?

-1

i hear it involves the tubes.

+1

i hear it involves big trucks

i join

i suppose

+1

Dude, was that song from the ninja turtles movie? Also, this better not be some lame sh*t like funny-internet-user's fake contest. If its for real, then I'm in

+1

you havnt been here long have you?

no, I just signed up last week

+2

LOL PNS

just leaving a comment. ps. is this contest gonna have t-shirts?

+1

Yours is all ready and waiting for you: http://images4.cafepress.com/product/70065584v23_350x350_Front.jpg

-1

Ya'll ready for this? ...again?

+5

I'm in

+2

If I five this to keep it on the front page will you sponsor a site of my choice when you have some money?

+1

like you could pick a site WORTH sponsoring...

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Alt roll call.

+1

LOL CHARIZARD

Charizard just got felt up by his math teacher in 5ht grade and never got over it. Now he licks pubes off the urinals in the middle school where he "volunteers" to help out the AV Club.

+5

Ahhh...I though that was ASSC*CKredux.

-5

Ahhh...F*GGOT ATTACK! It's a Pokemon AND this guy: http://jessezojo.deviantart.com/

+3

gr33nscr33n should be 1 to talk about alts/childish insults.

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Charizard also trades pokemon cards with those middle schoolers. each card traded from Charizard has a thin layer of semen spread across the back of it, covering one side of the card in an invisible layer of his dna. charizard just figures "kids are always putting their fingers in their mouths"

^gabbly site idea

Charizard; Member Since: 2008-09-30 and F*GGOT!!! Since: Always.

+6

lol....with alternates you can always tell when someone lives at home with mom and doesn't do sh*t with all the free time they have.

-3

don't take the internet so seriously mr charizard.

+5

lickitwellhiem 4 mod

~ F U C K - Y O U - A L L ~

JesseZojo: security guard by night, f*ggot who drew this in community college art class by day: http://jessezojo.deviantart.com/art/Celestial-Beauty-121771633

+10

lol cube dont worry. youll never see me drag any ytmnd arguement around here 1/10th long as gr33ny.

-5

comment +'d for shameless self-promoting and for not giving a f*ck

+2

Charizard can't come up with three insults in a row. After the "LOL I know you are but what am I?!!" he has to go punch his mom in the c*nt to hear a new one.

+5

lol...I'm getting free promotion too. Oh, and it's the Art Institute by the way. Meh...art school is art school though..more for fun than money.

-6

lickit for mod and gabbly fads will never be at their full potential as long as gr33nscr33n refuses to go there.

-6

hey guys i went to high school with this girl now she does porn pictures http://spankingnews.com/blog/2009/06/mad04.jpg

that's one red ass

-1

You get free promotion every time you post this sh*t on the www.gayestf*ckinggoddamnedsh*tever.com: http://jessezojo.deviantart.com/art/Logo-Concept-118729725

+2

Art Institute in boston? i didnt know there was a class for designing anime airbrush baby-tees

JessieJozo i like this http://jessezojo.deviantart.com/art/deviantID-119308410

bcaus the caption says its YOU and you look like harry potter in it :)

No idea about boston. lol...since deviantart is just full of antrho and anime lovers...I did that one to promote myself. What's really weird, my Ted Danson one has recieved more views than the anime one. Guess ytmnders are strong at dA too.

-4

He means those Art Institutes you get into by drawing the pirate on the back of a matchbook cover.

+3

This girl I didn't know went to my high school and is now a porn star called London Keys. It's weird, she has a recognizable face but I don't think I ever talked to her.

+2

I LIEK THIS ONE: http://jessezojo.deviantart.com/art/Want-Sum-Gum-117021631

+2

Watch out everyone. THIS ONE IS INSANE!!!: http://jessezojo.deviantart.com/art/12-Insanity-126422213

+3

heated.

+2

Ehh, just a meh flame war.

-1

gr33nscr33n and Charizard...if I can kiss and make up with Fluk3, you guys can do the same. But holy sh*t, the comment about licking pubes off a urinal is probably the biggest insult I've ever seen gr33nscr33n post.

+3

Honestly, this is better than anything MTV could ever come up with.

pde even tho i deleted all my alt votes im sure it doesnt change anything since about 10 users are going to read this in the next week.

+1

But your conscience will be clean.

+1

...as clean like those urinals ;)

+3

Also, make that 11 users, Charizard.

+1

dont get it.

What s a Nubian! Bitch, you almost made me laugh!

I don't see why you guys are all argueing seeing as Im all your guy's alt. or are you all my alt? Max, Help me im confused.

and JesseZojo apperently fails at anime.

Christ this thread is brutal.

I'm a mean drunk.

as in "you getting drunk justifies the means"?

+1

Why didn't anyone inform me of the flame war last night. I was drunk on tripel karmeliet smoking camels in my garage. What a waste.

+1

you looked like you were enjoying yourself so we left you alone.

+1

sign me up lol

+1

I would like to enter.

+1

I'm HERE SIGN ME UP

this site will be killed™

+1

i'm signin up again

lol...I take it you don't have a life since you repeatedly check my dA account and make alternates like this. Go outside! Do something! You can drop that weight! lol...it's always been funny to me how people think they can bully on the internet...hiding behind their keyboards n such.

-3

WRONG HOLE F*GGOT!!!

I bet you say that a lot...

-1

Keep taking those art classes, and you'll get there.

or drop out. whatever happens happens :D

-1

That's the best insult you've got?! Jesus you're a tool. I thought the DeviantArt f*g-fest was just to look "unthreatening" for internet chicks but you're the real thing: a full blown, talentless, groan inducingly unfunny half wit who doesn't know when to shut up to make the trolling stop. I bet your whole summer paycheck that art "school" will lead to a pt job at Taco Bell folding napkins and refilling the paper cup dispenser.

I'm just looking for a civilized conversation. And...I've already made $230 just doing a few simple logo designs. Not to mention the good paying job I already have now. lol...if anything we're promoting the site since no one is going to sponsor it or give it a unaminous 5

You're not looking for "civilized conversation." You're a tool who lost a flame war and now wants a sympathy cuddle from anyone who might pass by.

lol....well, if you're winning these flame wars are important to your self-esteem, I concede. Honestly, it's the internet. It's nothing. Try actually starting a physical fight with someone. That might impact someone just a little.

Flame wars aren't about winning. They're about making jokes so other people reading get a laugh. No one wins a flame war, of course. Just one person comes off as the funnier loser. If I were worried what people on the internet thought of me, I'd quit. But it's funny to get you all so worked up. Funnier than 98% of the sh*t you twinks post and insta-5.

+1

i love when people act like its not a big deal when they lose.

-1

damn...that's a relief...for a minute there I thought you actually cared about this. I'll be sure to play it up next time around.

And yes, you caught me ACr. I can't keep from crying after getting burned so bad here...I may have to listen to Fall Out Boy for the next week

Next time? You came out swinging those little girlie push-up bra punches as soon as the bell rang.

No punches. I feel....ashamed to let it get this far. Actually, after that push-up bra comment, I'm going to look up lesbian porn now instead of flame with a bunch of dudes. Ahh...the original purpose of the internet...

my favorite comment in this string was from ASSC*CKredux - "i love when people act like its not a big deal when they lose. "... all of you who know me know why thats funny.

well, you can say strawberries.

Celebrity deaths usually come in threes. Leave it up to Billy mays to throw in a fourth ABSOLUTELY FREE! Billy mays, I guess he just want.....KABOOM!

Ooooo, you're so mad you can't get the words out. Yeah, Charizard, you f*cking Mensa candidate, I'm an umfuld alt.

WRONG HOLE F*GGOT!!!

not mine.

I'm usually better than that but it's hard to flame two dorks on three threads with three different accounts at the same time. Even the best of us make a drunken fumble into the stink once in a while.

That's nothing gr33n, you should have seen when I accidentally flamed umfuld with my alt. He couldn't even keep his composure. It was like he won the lottery. Alas, this was an internet argument not something of value. I bet he would feel pretty silly now.

I'll bet he made himself a trophy.

+2

Hey gr33n you should link me to those other threads. I can't get enough of this stuff tonight.

1 page (this one), three threads. For some KOMADIE KOMMENT KLASSIX™ just do a google search on: gr33nscr33n+umfuld+wafflez

gr33nscr33n.... why do u gotta make more than 1 comment string arguement? they're all hard to follow.

I'm a multitasking internet *ssh*le, what can I say?

you can say what I told you to say in the comment string above (accidently replied to the wrong one lol)

1 for basically asking for a sponsorship. "oh i cannot afford to sponsor it, HINT HINT ;)"

-2

do i need to alt this site?

-5

leave me out of your f*ggy "battle" will ya?

+2

LOLLOLOLOLOLOOLLO come to the f*ggot side acr.

-3

you are the only one on your side.

+2

I've decided that ACr is by far not the worst troll here. Charizard is. At least ACr knows what he's doing. Charizard *thinks* he's a valuable member of some dorky community but really he's just that guy who, at the end of the night, is curled up behind the couch at a party while his buddies have a threeway with the girl he had his eye on in math class.

thats some sort of joke right? like youve been enlightened over 3 years how stupid you are yet making virtually the same comments you made 3 years ago. id like to see what losers youre talking to while posting on ytmnd because it sure isnt the users of ytmnd. i know your alts are primarily for upvoting your own comments even tho the real story is that youre just another personality of umfuld. this place will be officially dead when creators listen to commenters like you.

Heh, this place really is just like chess club for you, isn't it? A place where you finally, almost, sort of fit in. Only, with out all that hard picking up and moving the pieces around.

its not about fitting in. its about making sites you like. some of it for me is fixing or mixing sites.

more than 1 person here is drunk

If this place is really just about "making sites you like" you'd delete all your alt votes and prove it to me. But you can't because it's not. Until you do, though, you're just a f*ggot trying too hard to be loved by a [small] army of nerds.

+2

...and not succeeding.

+4

You don't quite have it right. Umfuld alienates everyone, so when push comes to shove he has no one to back him up on his empty accusations and conspiratorial delusions. Gr33nscr33n just openly mocks and trolls a couple of users, and everyone else enjoys the show. I think the biggest difference is that gr33nscr33n let's everything go, umfuld seems to bottle up the emotions from every encounter, goes psycho and leaves ytmnd for a couple of months, and then the process repeats.

who's Umfuld?

+1

#1 some of my alts are shared - you probably couldnt even name them and yea if i thou it would actually matter i would delete them but if i told you to delete yours since ive only seen 2-3 how would i believe you. and to show u i aint bullsh*ttin i will delete them now. it wont change a damn thing but having them wouldnt either. also seeing how its a week process to delete them (rhydon, zapdos, articuno, niktrek1) you probably wouldnt believe me right now.

-1

If I had the keys to umfuld's house I'd send you in with a bag full of Cheetos, a Batman DVD boxset, and a slew of Dylan albums on original vinyl. Oh, and a fourest site T-shirt. Then you'd know who he was.

+1

dont get it.

Delete the votes, not the alts. I don't care who has alts. Just don't multivote. All my alts were outted months ago and any half decent internet user could see that I've never voted on any of my gr33nscr33n sites (well, I 1d one of them for lulz) with them. In fact aside from downvoting you the other day, I've voted on virtually nothing with them. Unlike people who care too much, I use them to make anonymous jokes or weird sh*t. Outing all of them just proved that I wasn't the *ssh*le abusing alts.

+1

and acr is a half-troll like outta d&d.

-1

a d&d reference? really? thats really, really gay.

im deleting the alts. if you aint gonna use it (i made 1 site with a shared alt and it sucked) why have it. i dont really believe in alt site posting either unless youre like acr...

-1

Now I don't get it. What a half troll? Phil Fondacaro?

+1

As far as I can tell, deleting an account does not delete the votes its made. Basically, if you delete those accounts you just permanently lock in all the upvotes you kids made with them. Just go through and delete each vote. It won't take long and it'll prove that you're serious about not caring about site scores and sh*t like that.

+1

settle this over spy

+1

i cant unvote without undeleting the accounts.

Yes you can.

then i suggest you try it...

Tried and succeeded. Go to the vote page find your votes and then delete them by clicking on "delete vote".

-1

i did my alt voting detox.

-2

.....you cant unvote as long as your account is scheduled for deletion. dumby.

-3

convenient.

F*GGOT!

I wish darthwang would post on this comment string because I just wanted to throw his name in there somewhere.

Cube what the f*ck are you talking about you f*ggot? I left because I'm not going to spend my time working on things for a website full of nerds who are just going to cheat to get their sites viewed. I came back for a few months and averaged about two 10,000+ view sites a week. That was great, but when I see the ratings average users like you and MrSinistar get it's not enough. So I'm done. If Max ever wants to deal with cheating circle jerkers like you and Charizard here maybe I'll come back and put effort into making people here laugh again. But until then - it's not worth it. That has nothing to do with emotions son - it has to do with not wanting to face people with a complete lack of morality in an honor based system. You moron c*ck sucker.

-6

GREAT STONE DRAGON, HAVE YOU AWAKEN?

+2

No emotions, yet one little mention of you conjures up an essay's worth of a response. But it's okay, I let things go.

+1

Gosh I woke up today just hoping I could find a place where I could get into an argument with someone who is not only a proven liar but also a retarded gaylord. Thank you YTMND!

-4

maybe this isn't the best time to see if you want to be in the contest?

+1

Your contests suck. They haven't produced many good sites at all. People just like being in them because it's a huge circle jerk.

-4

it's just a question.

just wondering, what's the difference between a 'circle jerk' and a community?

According to Sam Delany in "Times Square Red, Times Square Blue," well, nothing.

they have a pill for that somewhere stephens.....

A community with a voting system intended to represent the quality of the content is vastly different from a group of people whose votes have no other criteria beyond what the maker votes on their own sites. But I don't argue that you idiots are all that's left of the community. Doesn't mean the site has entertaining content. It used to. Thanks to people like Wisdumcube, it doesn't anymore. This was the first comment page I'd clicked on in a month and saw my name, just pointing out it was said by a liar. K?

-1

I coulda swore it was the people who bitched and moaned instead of doing something about stuff that ruined ytmnd........

I actually understand your frustration, ummy, but what's curious is why you keep coming back. It's a big internet out there. This place is small and petty and it makes you especially angry, yet you keep torturing yourself. Be free, little lion, be free....BORN FREE!!! AS FREE AS THE WIND BLOWS!!!! AS FREE AS THE GRASS GROWS!!! BORN FREE TO FOLLOW YOUR HEART!!!!

+4

^what he said, and the gay bar is just down the street, just take a left.

+2

RepHresh

"a group of people whose votes have no other criteria beyond what the maker votes on their own sites" sounds a bit like modern day political parties, but in a context that's far less serious

OOOOH BABY, BABY, IT'S A WILD WORLD!!! IT'S HARD TO GET BY JUST UPON A SMILE!!! OOOOH BABY BABY IT'S A WILD WORLD!!! AND WE'LL ALWAYS REMEMBER YOU JUST LIKE A CHILD, GIRL!!!!

+1

ON YTMND DOT COM.

YOU'RE A BUTTERFLY!!! AND BUTTERFLIES ARE FREE TO FLY!!!! FLY AWAY, HIGH AWAY, BYE BYE!!!!!

+1

PARTY TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME!

AND THIS BIRD YOU'LL NEVER CHANGE!!! AND THE BIRD YOU CANNOT CHANGE!!! LORD KNOWS, HE CAN'T CHANGE!!! WHOAAAAA!!! LORD HELP HIM, HE CAN'T CHANGE!!!! WON'T YOU FLY HIGH FREE BIRD!!! YEAH!!!

+1

*music break*

actually it could even apply to lobbyists/politicians and stuff, too. maybe it's better to point out that i'm sure none of us who are 18 have voted in EVERY election for which we've been eligible, much like I haven't voted on EVERY YTMND made since my signup date in 2005. certain ytmnds, like certain elections, don't matter as much to us as others, and so we vote on the ones with interesting titles, or those that are made by our favorite/most-hated users. i try to maximize time spent on sites i'll like

i just want to have fun here, and laugh at awesome sites. so i follow my favorite users and usually i like their stuff. i just don't see the point in looking at everything on the front page and voting an even number of 1s, 2s, 3s, 4s, and 5s just to have a "fair" vote spread. i'm selective in what i will view. i just don't think it's fair to call me a member of a communal masturbation group when i'm just managing my time

managing? make that "wasting, efficiently"...

YR FREE TO DO WHAT YOU WANT ANY OLD TIME!!! YR FREE TO CHOOSE WHO YOU SEE ANY OLD TIME!!! SO LOVE HIM, HOLD HIM, LOVE HIM, HOLD HIM!!! CUZ HE'S FREE!!!

+1

Double elimination, its a second chance, double elimination, do the whole thing over, double elimination.

Greeny, a kid at a message board I admin at recently returned after a 2 or 3 year absence and I learned he had a YTMND account. Yesterday I was getting the links to a number of sites I'd made earlier this year for him to view and just happened upon this page. Thanks for your concern but I assure you I'm not angry, though I do mean what I've said. Especially at a place like this I enjoy calling people 'moron c*ck suckers'. It makes me happy. So don't worry your pretty little head about me, sweetheart. About the gayest thing anyone can do on the internet is take a tiny piece or two of info about someone and think they have a complete picture of who that person is. Or to just continually repeat said picture whether the really think it's true or not in hopes of stamping said lie into other people's minds. You do that a lot. I'm sure that's a rewarding life you lead there. Though it's easier to take when you do it rather than Cube because he's borderline retarded. Again I just felt I should point that out if he's

-1

going to spend the rest of his days talking about me simply because I proved he was a cheating liar. I didn't make him lie. I didn't make him cheat. It's not my fault he's not funny but spends his time submitting content to a comedy site. He needs to get over me.

-1

do we really need to hear about your homosexual break up?

+1

Stephensfailsytmnd.ytmnd.com

I was just using this opportunity to post song lyrics. I hear that's all the rage these days. As for the "tiny piece of information" that's far from the gayest thing you can do on the internet. Have you seen this?: http://pantsoffpdx.com/images/BT6.JPG

IM RIDIN SPINNAZ IM RIDIN SPINNIAZ - ALSO ASSC*CKS!

Hey, Umfy, why are you the only one who thinks I've ruined this website? Oh crap you caught me, everyone in ytmnd is made up of legions of mindless wisdumcube followers, because they clearly post sites like mine, act like me, and like everything I make without question. That is why my sites have perfect scores, and no one critiques my work. Well, they all despise you, so I guess that part is true.

Since you brought it up, I talked about my arguments with you because I was reminded of them during this fun little flame war. It's not that I can't get over you, or rather I don't want to get over you, because you are so entertaining and I wanted everyone else to know how entertaining you are. I didn't think you would pop up again to give these folks another show, but thanks, I really do appreciate your commitment. It's really sweet.

I'd like to point out that stephens sounds like a girl's name.

Do you need me to acknowledge your existence or something Shadebrand? I have no idea who you are and I don't care to find out. You've been here for 3 years and don't have a single site over 4 - I don't even know how that's possible. But hi friend. I'll see you later now, take care. (Is that enough? What you were looking for, or...?)

by the way cube, didn't read. : /

I don't write it for you Umfy. I know you don't read my comments over a sentence long, or unless they are directed at other people. It is purely for entertainment purposes only. (I asked some users and they say they enjoy it). I wish you shared the same enthusiasm for internet flame wars that I do. Also, shadebrand if you don't want umfuld to hate you for all interneternity, don't argue with him. If you don't care, then carry on.

Right. I saw the "Hey Umfy". Not sure why I, Umfy, thought it might be addressed to me. Moron.

I write it "to" you, but not "for" you. I don't expect you to respond. Make sense?

I understand... that Stephens is a girl's name (short for stephenie)

um ok, i hope this tournament actually takes place unlike the challengetmnd and the other tourney that started with remaking a ROY4L site in the first round.

+1

I just wanted to say: this page is great entertainment. Thank you internet.

+3

BUTT

SHUT UP U F*GGHAT I HAET U

+3

OK! LOL!!!!

DONT WEEZAL UR WAY OUTTA THIS ONE PAL.

+1

HEY GUYZ THERS A TIGER IN MY BATHROOME!!!

+1

PENIS

-1

WHERES THE HOTDOG?

me!

+1

id like to be a judge but ill also make sites if needed.

BTW, i think i should judge.

-4

totally

tournament over. everyone loses. love, assc*ck.

+2

I suggested you as a judge and I mean it. Let people work for it.

i think i would make a good judge...

-3

^poor judgement.

+2

The judges always have a natural bias towards your little group; i would not have that. I would make a grrrrrreat judge.

ASSC*CKredux - "i love when people act like its not a big deal when they lose. " ............... again you have poor judgement.

what does that have to do with me being a stupendous judge?

I WAS NEVER BIASED AS A JUDGE. i voted for what was most funniest

hello my name is Drew Pickles and i'm signing up for this tournament, which i will win because i have a huge penis

+5

...god dammit

+4

JESUS TITTY-F*CKING CHRIST THIS IS A LOT OF COMMENTS! dammit. this is gonna be tough to figure out who's signed up.

+1

It's easy: just assume that any comment left by accounts with a variation of the word "gr33nscr33n" aren't actually entering, make ASSC*CK and me judges, and make the rest of them fight it out!

-2

http://gabbly.com/ytmnd.com/sites/profile/917260

+1

PLEASE GO TAKE A SH*T SIR!

-1

why don't y'all leave me a message while you're at it: (206)600-3002. tonight's topic is dead celebs. leave your username (i don't want your number) and i'll include it in my upcoming podcastish type thingy

+1

I'm leaving you a message with my iPhone. My username is gr33nscr33n.

+1

Seattle?

lol i left you like 7 messages.

+1

I left him a message with the orange glow commercial parody from jab0dydubbs.

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'M CAAAAAAAAAAAAPTAIN L337... AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'M... REPORRRRRRRRRTING FERDUTY!

By the time I read all the comments, I forgot which site I was voting on. Sign me up.

HMHMNHM

signmeup

I want to play

you should get max to show the rounds in the contest section or something. SIGN ME UP PRZ

hmm...

i still dont understand these things

in case the brackets aren't filled out, im going to go ahead and state that i dont want to participate and im not interested in judging.

SIGN THIS N*GG*R UP!

I'll take that as a confession.