Can people stop dying for just a few weeks?!?!?!?!?

+31

Cleaning out the closet.

+5

Of all the souls I have encountered... His was the most... clean.

+31

Held together with the strength of mighty putty, only a plane could defeat him. I pour my drink in his honor.

+7

JUNE 28TH IS NOW CAPS LOCK DAY. JUST AS BILLY MAYES WOULD HAVE WANTED IT. SPREAD THE WORD IF YOU LOVED BILLY.

+19

After I heard about his death the only thing I could say was. "You sh*tting me?" RIP Billy Mays.

+8

Of all the recent celebrity deaths, his came as the greatest surprise and stung the most for me. He's the only one who didn't have some underlying cause...and/or...was the only person who was (relatively) relevant recently for reasons that weren't criminal. He appealed to a guilty pleasure, if not avid interest, I think we all have for gimmicks. He elevated the pitch to a science, captivating audiences for years w/ his "kaboom"ing voice/spaz hands...he commanded our attention, and I think he deserved it. 5!

+11

I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!

www.infowars.com

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+17

http://insidejob911.ytmnd.com/

-4

this made me cry.

+13

It's a conspiracy.

+5

5 for at least we still have Vince.

+1

Why is it always the non-dickweeds who die first?

+11

quick - everyone twitter that Angelina Jolie just died :D

He snorted oxiclean.

+9

Hi, it's Vince with Manslaughter.

+9

Shamwow guy gets arrested for hitting prostitutes, Billy Mays raises by dying.

+23

Billy Mays will never die in my heart.

+14

seems like his heart died in him :(

-4

beautiful music

+4

The only person with the ability to speak in CAPS LOCK has left this world. RIP, Billy Mays.

+38

Of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the loudest.

+25

I hope he got a fabulous, super absorbent casket.

+11

Catered with big city sliders

+2

the king of infomercials is gone :(

+10

1st the King of Pop, then the King of Infomercials....whos next.....?

+5

With fad potential? Probably Kirk Douglas, William Shatner, or Billy V. Koen.

+3

that song sounds best on bag pipes

+5

and what better instrument to honour the memory of the best pipes on TV? ...whoops, I mean WHAT BETTER INSTRUMENT TO HONOUR THE MEMORY OF THE BEST PIPES ON TV!!!!!?!?!?!!!!

+5

you should put the dob and dod

this brought a tear to my eye

+4

ALL CAPS FOR THE KING

+6

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH WHEN BILLY MAYS IS TALKING

+8

SAD DAY

+4

I live in Tampa, where he lives too, so this really hits home for me. :(

+16

wow im really sad :(

+6

50 is the new 80.

+16

Farewell, Billy. We barely knew thee.

+6

Oh Billy boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling From glen to glen, and down the mountain side The summer's gone, and all the flowers are dying 'Tis you, 'tis you must go and I must bide. But come ye back when summer's in the meadow Or when the valley's hushed and white with snow 'Tis I'll be here in sunshine or in shadow Oh Billy boy, oh Billy boy, I love you so.

+5

I miss him already.

+5

*salute* Thanks for screaming at us, big guy. Was fun.

+6

quality. http://i-just-got-it-too.ytmnd.com/

;-;

+1

Needs to be his new theme song

+2

Goodnight sweet prince!

+4

well, this time it wasn't YTMND that learned me the news. Facebook.

Infomercials will never be the same.

+6

JUNE 28TH IS NOW CAPS LOCK DAY. JUST AS BILLY MAYES WOULD HAVE WANTED IT. SPREAD THE WORD IF YOU LOVED BILLY.

+3

INDEED! I'M SPREADING THE WORD TOO!

+4

Why? Why did we need to lose Billy? This is the saddest death so far this week.

Are you sh*tting me?!

+2

Wow there's not even an attempt at humor here.

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ITS BILLY MAYS!!!

+4

You sh*ttnin me?

+3

Perfect Loop

I need to buy some mighty putty to fill the hole in my heart.

+12

I f*cking love you.

So I guess that Spetznaz training paid off for Vince.

+1

1

"Oh I get this is gonna be hilari-" :(

-2

*bet

BILLY MAYS HERE WITH AN UNFUNNY SITE

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THE SECRET IS IN THE NON-ATTEMPT AT A JOKE

+5

Does this mean my bottle of Kaboom is a collectors item?

+2

Yes

I'm about as sad as I was when Steve Irwin died. Which is pretty damn sad.

+5

good night sweet prince.

He's shouting at angels in Heaven now.

+4

It's ridiculous how emotional this made me feel.

+3

He got into heaven, it's a Billy Mays guarantee.

+6

best one yet

Farewell Billy..

+2

:(

+1

Weird to see his ESPN360.com ad one day, and hes dead the next. You will be missed.

+2

YOU DON'T NEED A CABINET FULL OF CLEANERS. R.I.P. BILLY MAYS, YOU BOISTEROUS SON OF A BITCH. I'M SURE AS HELL GONNA MISS YOUR BOOMING VOICE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT.

+4

We will all miss the man behind the voice. KABOOM!

Everything was going so great for him too.

+1

I swear this man eats Oxi-Clean for breakfast and wipes his *ss with ShamWow.

-5

NO!!! He would have used Zorbies. He HATED the ShamWow.

+4

lol, it was meant as a compliment. why did it get down-voted? He wipes (*wiped) his *ss with ShamWow because it f*cking sucks. Zorbies owns.

I cried a little when i found out he was dead. :'( i couldn't beleive it, a man like him comes around once in a lifetime. T.v. will never be the same again.

+3

whos next the sham wow guy

who gives a f*ck no one likes him anyone.

+3

I suspect Mr. Clean was behind this!

PLEASE GO TAKE A SH*T SIR!

-9

RIP BILLY MAYS, MAY YOU ALWAYS FOREVER SUCCESSFULLY SELL OXICLEAN TO THOSE IN HEAVEN!!

+2

http://tiny.cc/Tzojx

Why did you downvote all my sites?

-2

over 11k views and a 4.48? Well maybe 4.47 now

They always go in three's, but leave it to Billy Mays to throw in an extra for free. R.I.P

+4

I'm sure he threw in an Awesome Auger so they could bury his casket more easily.

+4

The sales of Orange clean, Kaboom, Orange glo, and oxy clean have all gone up 100% from the death of Billy mays I'm sure hes happy in heaven now.