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IT WORKS!

Was that REALLY Max I was just talking too? He said he's going to the park...

It's actually Andrew WK's number.

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I went jogging in central park.

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Is that how you pick up chicks in NYC?

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So was it or wasn't it you Max? I demand answers! Did I actually just have a conversation with the man who is behind the source of all of my entertainment and laughter?

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shut up idiot i talked to max too ok?

ICED TEA!

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MILKSHAKE!

TURTLE TURTLE

I pressed #4

For some reason this took me to the D.C. FBI office?

I met andrew wk and he signed a poster, my jacket, and my shoe. i farking love that guy!

hey thats how you talk to max!

hai, make an update where you talk to max. that would, like, def make the U&C like totally AH HAHAHAHAHAHAH but seriously do that. ok?

I actually talked to a guy who claimed to be Max, he sounded a little too receptive to a random call though

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fake

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call it up then.

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Why would I call a fake number?

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super, thats a real number.

((866) 986-6365)^(-1) Now it's not.

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^fail for attempting to calculate categorical data as quantitative data

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besides you can raise to a negative power anyway, double fail

"besides you can raise to a negative power anyway, double fail" -Retard

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lol, (866)986-6365 ^(-1) = 1/(866)986-6365

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I've done the math and I keep coming up with 5...so 5'd

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I've done the math enough to know the dangers of our second guessing.

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rediscover communication

You only wish you could be as cool as that kid in the picture

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Wait, tea?

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brb, iced tea.

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Iced teeeeeeummmm

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I personally like green tea better.

omg, hot tea1

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Be careful what you wish for.

=866-YTMND-OK

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It's actually that guy Whoopi Goldberg's number. I have proof.

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Crystal meth makes you do cool stuff like leaving a message, and barebacking.

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I just accidentally the wrong number, is this bad?

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dialed? screwed? forgot? had sex with?

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coke bottle?

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I learned something today: 1.) that YTMND has a phone number and 2.) I can call phone numbers with my computer... I didn't know I could do that.

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It's called a dial-up connection. Used to be real big before you were born.

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Actually it's called Skype.

(555) 555-5555

(SSS) SSS-SSSS

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(EEE) EEE-EEEE, press E-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e--e

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I called to get technical support for YTMND and left max a voicemail

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what is this? Is this phone number for fun? Was it made by max? or elaborate prank...

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gimme some of that mmm mmm good, meat falls off the bone

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best comment on the page.

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omg first he comments on my site, then he replies to a comment of mine. *SWOON*

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probably the best one because of all the m's in that comment, thats why max loves it.

baby i'm hongree

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whats your iced tea recipe?

Lipton bitches.

I need that S-P-R-I-G-G-S

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Oklahoma's Best Bar-B-Q.

Van's Pig Stand in Norman is pretty good

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Eight seven seven, three nine three, four, four, four, eight.

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ytmnd ok

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you have reached an e-star number that is not currently in service.

add a 1 at the begining.

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i did :(

Hey Max, that number is not able to be dialed internationally. You're cutting off the YTMND Canadian division from communications!

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SHUT UP N!GGER

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International number is +1-631-517-9146

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^ its for faxes, dont call it you have to listen to sh*t and s h i t

i dont know what kind of candian new york jewish order of operations you are doing max, but here, we don't show the + sign when a number is positive, also you seem to be attempting to use categorical data as quantative data (AS I'VE POSTED BEFORE, GOD DAMNIT). Also i have an erection from listening to steakman and keatonkeaton999 so play pokemon.

Eight Six Seven Five Three O Ni-e-ine

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To complete C and do Matlab, enter 9

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Press 4.

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nice domain grab.

you people swoon over him like hes some sort of god. yeesh, give it a rest.

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OMG it's assc*ck!

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he am jebus

it's because he's so dreamy

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You're just jealous.

To hear a duck quack, press 7

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You bastard, you got to the duck quack punchline one line before I got it in..

Sounds like Old B.O.B. on the menu.

ICED TEA OPTION F*CKING ROCKS

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left an iced tea voice mail

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What W is the name of Bob Marley's group?

Please review the menu as our calling options have recently changed.

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"To reach Max, dial 5." Okay.

Thanks for calling.

yo max, ur voicemail is full, just wanted to tell you , Please dont ban meh! k?

Someone's been looking up the WHOIS for YTMND.

867-5309!

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Mmm mmm. That's some damn good iced tea.

Gay.

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eh im not gonna bother with this one

skype makes no not see this site that is why you fail.

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or you could right click it and open it in a new window you lazy f*ck

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macks goldbird

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max got Steve Sutton to record this? I hope he paid him.

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I tried to pay him, but he did it for free.

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HAI MAX i copied keaton bcaus im a idiot and i left a ICEt TEA voicemail theres a funny story about ytmnd on ther (its the one after KEATONKEATON999's message)

its such a long message, im so embarrassed ( >''.> look its kirby

Don't try and fool me, Max. You ARE Steve Sutton.

icall.com it works :O

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This mailbox is full! I was too late.

Used this site's asset for this nonsense > http://maxlaxerz.ytmnd.com/

NO YOU DIDNT