5

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Am I the only one who sees gold?

Dick Johnson

i see purple.

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It is green.

When Dick Johnson's (Richard Kind) father passes away, he leaves him his pet ostrich, Max (voiced by Gilbert Gottfried), in his last will and testimony. After Dick finds out that this destructive beast can't be left alone in his apartment, he brings him to his 9-5 office job. Dick's boss sees potential in the lovable Max and hires him to the team. Hilarity ensues in the directorial debut of Judith Light. Oh, and Dick can't say "No" or "Yes". And can't lie.

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UPDATED WITH BACK COVER

YOU F*CKHEAD, YOU SPOILED THE MOVIE!

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what else does the box say?

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the box says shut up steve.

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Give me your straight to DVD

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Give me your TBS Network Premiere of...

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Iguanas on a Helicopter

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It has Richard Kind so you know it will be funny.

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This just about describes the state of blockbuster comedies. HILARIOUS SITUATION WITH A RIDICULOUS PREMISE! Starring the same 5 actors, and a girl who didn't even know he existed until blah. Oh yeah, that reminds me, time to go see Night at the Museum 2.

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they will tell you tomorrow that natm2 was the #1 movie this weekend, but that's because they didn't count terminator 4's tickets from thursday. if they had it was the number 1 movie by about another 17 million. then less ppl went to see it because they had already seen it on thursday. Thus giving ben stiller more MEANINGLESS HYPE than he ever deserves, oh yeah and office max would smash the crap out of all of these if they had released it in IMAX 3D

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I liked Night at the Museum. In what other movie will you find a geriatric round house kick Ben Stiller?

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Gilbert Gottfried: So, his voice actually sounds like chalkboard scraping in real life?

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FACT: lady gaga is still more retarded than this entire concept

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QUESTION: How do you wake up lady gaga?

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ANSWER: Pokeherface!!

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LOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

more like Butterface amirite?

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Talent > looks. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwdXnlvUe3I

Don't consider myself a fan of her music, but you gotta admit that's not half-bad.

Yeah maybe if you have a nose fetish.

I didn't mean her looks. Anyway, I actually do have a nose fetish. But she's still not attractive to me.

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Worth $10

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2 $5 foot longs.

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um, okay....

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Hey, it's different, I gave it an extra star just for that.

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I see why it couldn't make it to theaters it shouldn't even made it to DVD :/.

Probably right. Also, you've got something on your chin ;)

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i'd probably go watch this

Produced by: Tony Danza

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why is the cover on the back of the case

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nice backstory. also, if Dick Kind shrugged, he'd be the spitting image of gr33ny, don't ya think?

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Was this written by Joe Eszterhas?

ching chong +1 Judith Rrright

I couldn't have said it better myself ching chong

funnee animals do people things :)

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1lSD9xYiQQ&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fcapnskull.tumblr.com%2F&feature=player_embedded

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:)

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I heard the sequel has a light saber fight

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The sequel has the same plot as the original, but it stars Hank Azaria instead of Richard Kind.

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And Markie Post as the love interest.

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also everyone they killed off thinking there wouldn't be another one conveniently still alive thanks to mysterious lucky breaks and mystical forces

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"mysterious lucky breaks and mystical forces" = magic robot powers

OSTRICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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i'd rent it.

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i'd hit it.

Do Dick and Max get in an argument half way through the movie and stop speaking to each other, only to make up in the end and realize they are the bestest of friends? I hope so!

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ostrich = 5

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I have this stange urge to joust.

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Feels So Good

wtftmnd

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didn't the ventures do this song?

I would watch this. FAV'D

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5 for tony danza

Rob Schneider is.... a carrot! derp de derp, durpity durpity dumb.

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I'd buy this in a heartbeat.

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No.

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This doesn't blow me away by any means, but I'll admit I chuckled

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And he can't lie

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lol this actually exists?

The birds face...priceless

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It's wrongwords. The back sleeve would be on the left.

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This is the Arabic release.

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They just forgot to translate the text.

Sounds like a great low-budget film!

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Dick Johnson= Penis Penis

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funny thing about this is that i've seen someone with that name irl

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On the left should be the back cover. It's reversed!

It will be a lot more entertaining than that Jessica Biel stripper movie going to DVD. Richard Kind's career has more life in it than hers. >_>

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ART THOU BORED?

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Good to see the ostrich's career picking back up after the 1980s flop, Leonard part 6.

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I sure hope there's a wedding scene where the ostrich crashes into the cake and then falls in the pool while the in-laws gasp in horror.

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much much better with the back-o-the-box

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Good. Need more of these.

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who could have made such a mistake

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He-heh, it's funny because modern television programing is terrible.

1'd, I don't feel like reading that sh*t...

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I didn't say you had to, but I hope you read this: Stop trying to be a dick, you f*ckin' pussy.

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not reading it makes you look like an ilit anyway.

Oh my god! I've been trying to remember this movie since I was a kid! Wasn't that Louis Anderson cameo the BEST?

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Life with LOUIE LOUIE LOUIE!

I don't know what to think.

SOMEBODY MADE A BIG MISTAKE HERE

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funny ytmnd

(reaction)

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Funny yet you voted 1.... (P.S. [+]'ed ryanmontana cause he's blue and doing his "(reaction)" thing on his own site when he shouldn't have to)

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***rebuttal insulting assc*ckredux and his mother***

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+5 for keywords

Honestly, this movie would be amazing.

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...and if Dick Johnson also happened to be gay, it'd win an Oscar.

Gay AND black would win a Super Oscar.

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not just black, but playing the magic negro

Gay magic negro janitor!

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If I had the time and energy I'd help to turn this into a fad. I strongly encourage others to make fad sites based on this in the meantime.

I take it you throw on this classic gem whenever the mentally burdensome plot tapestry of Shaq-fu drives you to reluctantly switch off the Genesis.

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That's insulting! I work at wal-mart and we would never have this crap.

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also due to the retarded new setup our wal-mart store is ongoing right now, we don't have a 5 dollar bin anymore.

No $5 bin?! What is the world coming to?

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Does anyone else not no what the hell is going on?

I love this site. Deeply.

Just noticed "Produced by Tony Danza" lol...

somehow i always lose it when i picture gottfried voicing that ostrich. if this seems impossible to any of you please remember the dog playing basketball movie.

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dick johnson

is that the Bottom credits music

Was this the prequel to "Emu to a Kill"?

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http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080724003639AAi837m

Unfortunately, yes.

Donnie Darko was produced by an actress who hit stardom in the 80's (Drew Barrymore) with the intent of going direct to video ... so I'll reserve judgment on this one until I see it. (Or I'll just read the Netflix reviews and go by those.)