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Site Title: ASSCOCK's vote doesn't change facial expressions
Site Domain: asscocked.ytmnd.com
Created by:  
madDogSoldier
Created on: 2009-05-04 21:38:42
Image Origin: ASSCOCKredux'es constructive criticisms - *snicker snicker*
Sound Origin: Eric Prydz - Call On Me
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Description: Who died and made him Roger Ebert? (hit 'ESC' for epic fun)
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2009-05-04 21:45:18
 
bad image, bad music = bad site.
+1
2009-05-04 21:45:31
 
Now I don't need ASSC*CKredux to vote on my sites anymore! All I have to do is hit esc and ta-da! You've automated the whole process!
+2
 
2009-05-04 23:32:34
 
hitting the ESC key makes certain people stop voting on your site? I would have thought that it would be a hotkey combination like ESC+A+S+C+O+K+R+E+D+U+X
2009-05-04 21:47:57
 
I always liked this fad.
 
2009-05-05 19:18:22
 
www.anuspenis.ytmnd.com
2009-05-04 21:51:25
 
he'll vote 5 on greezy sites.
 
2009-05-04 23:37:35
 
maybe back when he first joined
-1
2009-05-04 21:51:45
 
You certainly showed him what's what with this joke that's over four years old.
-1
 
2009-05-04 21:52:30
 
Oh, that's right, he's your alt, isn't he?
-1
2009-05-04 21:53:17
 
i saw my site in there!
+3
 
2009-05-04 23:39:04
 
lol i saw mine as well!
2009-05-04 21:54:09
 
6
-1
2009-05-04 21:55:21
 
lulz, is ACK banned already?
+1
2009-05-04 22:11:45
 
Don't feed the trolls.
+10
 
2009-05-04 22:13:05
 
I don't run like a coward like dorks do. I publicly flog trolls.
-7
 
2009-05-04 22:38:34
 
The word "flog" doesn't mean what you think it means. The word you were looking for was "fellate."
+7
 
2009-05-04 23:19:39
 
flog means punish, fellate means suck dick
-5
 
2009-05-04 23:20:28
 
(which seems like a word you should be familiar with)
-5
 
2009-05-04 23:22:17
 
you just told his joke back to him
+9
 
2009-05-04 23:25:13
 
no, I proved that I know the correct meaning of the word and deflected his other jibe
-5
 
2009-05-05 00:00:15
 
no, that's what you thought you were doing.
+7
 
2009-05-05 00:08:28
 
nope. If that was the case, then why would I define it the way I did, without input from anyone else?
-5
 
2009-05-06 04:06:34
 
...because you hate America?
+4
 
2009-05-06 05:17:15
 
LOL!
-6
 
2009-05-06 09:15:16
 
God, that's pathetic, even for a conservative.
-5
 
2009-05-06 10:25:11
 
why do you hate freedom so much?
+4
 
2009-05-06 10:28:17
 
why do you make such stupid comments?
-3
 
2009-05-07 01:02:09
 
...because you hate America?
+4
 
2009-05-07 06:16:28
 
why did you say that stupid comment?
-5
 
2009-05-08 05:39:14
 
...because you hate America?
+2
 
2009-05-08 12:08:19
 
So you admit that the questions you asked were stupid?
-4
 
2009-07-19 15:05:08
 
because you hate america
+2
 
2009-07-19 20:14:52
 
I love how gr33nscre33n only needed to comment once to own u in this dead end comment string.
+4
 
2009-07-20 10:44:49
 
gr33nscr33n can't alt + F4, he fingered ASSC*CKredux in his sleep and felt bad.
 
2009-07-20 20:39:44
 
LOL!
-2
 
2009-07-20 23:48:05
 
this sure is a long comment thread
+1
 
2009-07-21 00:33:34
 
So I guess MadDog never actually realized that he made a complete fool of himself here.
+1
 
2009-07-21 19:50:52
 
Your'e right, I didn't
-4
 
2009-07-21 19:51:38
 
In fact, I still do not see it that way.
-3
 
2009-07-21 19:52:48
 
hey nervous boy, I f*cking love this country and will do anything for it, including shoving my foot up the asses of punks like you
-3
2009-05-04 22:28:58
 
one and only site about BUMPENISredo that ill ever 5
 
 
2009-05-04 22:56:12
 
I got, "does not look like she's laughing."
 
2009-05-04 23:37:20
 
Get off my turf, loser.
 
2009-05-05 00:11:24
 
thanks for proving my point, AC
+1
 
2009-05-05 00:53:04
 
If that's toward me lpgunit then fine, I'm not gonna compete with you over who gets to make witty comebacks to ASSCLOWNredux. I'm gonna go enjoy life's splendor (goes back to watching his own sites and pretending the votes are actually going up and that he is receiving recognition for his half-decent sites that are usually poorly executed due to a lack of experience using the free software he acquired to make pointless sites that would eventually lead to a stupid post in a site's comments with no relevancy
 
2009-05-05 16:15:26
 
wait, what point are you trying to make - asc*ckredux doesnt say the same thing when he votes? retard.
-2
 
2009-05-05 18:03:46
 
- that your vote looks exactly the same each and every time, try reading the site title. - Thanks for also proving a second point of mine, that you voted 1 and I am therefore not feeding you
+1
 
2009-05-05 23:42:58
 
I sure hope you were never a real soldier, madDog, because the thought of someone as f*cking dumb as you are...with a gun...yikes.
 
2009-05-05 23:49:43
 
Oh, don't worry. I wouldn't have wasted any of my time for the fools in Washington. I'm smart enough to spend my life in the private sector, you know, actually doing something productive.
 
2009-07-19 20:16:12
 
madDogSoldier, your being an idiot for making the point that I've made over 100 times.... and then looping around and making yourself look stupid... waste of 20$ imho.
 
2009-07-20 20:37:44
 
100 times? I haven't even seen one time you made this point. Besides, your'e the idiot for not understanding that I don't give a f*ck about your point that you never made.
+1
 
2009-07-20 20:39:13
 
P.S. - $20 isn't so big to me, I make well over that in one hour.
-1
 
2009-07-22 22:47:53
 
* funny internet argument
2009-05-04 23:05:18
 
I got "obama and myspace."
+2
 
2009-05-05 19:22:00
 
www.obamamovie.tk
2009-05-05 01:30:40
 
I got "hes a queermo". What the f*ck is a queermo, anyway? Also, add more 1-star gems and add on the top "Hit ESC for site review".
 
2009-05-05 19:15:32
 
done :)
2009-05-05 08:40:01
 
Hey, idiot downvoters, if I was really feeding the troll, then why would he have voted 1? It would make more sense for him to vote 5 because that would increase this sites position on the U&C and other lists, which would give him and his trolling more visibility, now wouldn't it?
 
2009-05-05 22:22:58
 
I'm too lazy to waste time looking at the blue comment in the rotation. What did that one say?
+1
 
2009-05-05 22:27:12
 
The one who figures that out first gets me to vote 5 on a site of theirs that I have not done so on yet.
-1
 
2009-05-06 16:12:48
 
see, i have standards. If you have never been to ytmnd before, would you know who i was? no. Its pretty much a private joke, and deserves a 1. Its proper voting.
 
2009-05-06 17:30:38
 
^ this doesn't include you
 
2009-05-06 18:17:26
 
you referred to me. i am, indeed, included.
 
2009-05-06 19:10:56
 
Well, for YOU to win this little contest, there is an additional cost
2009-05-08 23:08:52
 
 
2009-05-09 01:04:37
 
Mad Dog Wins, Flawless Victory
2009-05-13 00:19:28
 
Oh hey, Gr33nScr33n, my site is still above 4.2 stars. Guess you will have to try harder :)
2009-05-17 19:28:02
 
Dont feed the trolls
 
2009-05-17 21:41:13
 
I call it 'humiliating' the trolls
2009-06-14 17:51:21
 
Love It
2009-07-19 09:41:48
 
me being a douche and requesting you to sponsor one of my sites: http://thissucks.ytmnd.com/ http://thisisntfunny.ytmnd.com/
2009-07-19 12:49:43
 
thanks for the sponsorship
2009-07-19 16:32:40
 
If I hadn't five-starred this already, your sponsor-bombing of the site with Assc*ck-hatin would have gotten you one right there.
2009-07-19 17:57:02
 
lol why didn't i think of that
2009-07-19 19:35:48
 
wow you sure showed him
2009-07-19 20:39:09
 
I can only conclude that madDogSoldier doesn't pay his own rent.
 
2009-07-19 21:24:29
 
Woooo Wooo! Here comes the jealousy train!
 
2009-07-20 01:30:11
 
I am deeply jealous of welfare bums.
 
2009-07-20 05:25:27
 
What are you, a homeless guy?
2009-07-19 21:35:07
 
im none too sure why you sponsored sites about me. All i can think of is you are terrible with money.
+4
 
2009-07-20 05:23:50
 
Because its funny
 
2009-07-20 11:57:44
 
This is rare, I agree with assc*ck.... if only because your insulting him incorrectly.
 
2009-07-20 15:06:22
 
I've never seen so much troll ownage in my life. VIVA LE ASSC*CK
 
2009-07-20 20:34:48
 
Sorry if I offended your boyfriend
2009-07-21 01:06:38
 
Roger Ebert is an idiot anyway...
2009-07-21 01:52:34
 
Thanks for paying money to raise the awereness of some dumbass troll.
 
2009-07-24 22:30:08
 
no need to thank me, the pleasure was all mine
2009-07-21 12:46:55
 
lol
2009-07-22 10:16:00
 
Well, that is a kickass song.
2009-07-22 19:00:39
 
i got "no one with a penis likes anime"
2009-07-22 22:47:56
 
"ASSC*CKredux'es constructive criticisms - *snicker snicker*" snicker snicker? wow you really are a f*ggot this is not funny at all. and after reading the comments you made i realize what an oblivious moron you really are. also no matter how much money you make this is still a waste of $20, good job looking stupid and getting shut down by gr33nscr33n
 
2009-07-24 22:29:28
 
...and yet I still have a score over 4.26 even after 121 votes and almost 2400 views. Suck it.
 
2009-09-11 18:04:27
 
Your point being? Just because a bunch of 12 year olds voted five on your site doesn't make you look like less of a douchebag for all those horribly un-clever and self insulting comments you made. Besides the fact still stands that you spent $20 on a ytmnd site, unforgivable.
2009-07-22 22:50:02
 
"hey nervous boy, I f*cking love this country and will do anything for it, including shoving my foot up the asses of punks like you" patriotic loser america sucks get with the times
2009-07-22 22:55:55
 
"hey nervous boy, I f*cking love this country and will do anything for it, including shoving my foot up the asses of punks like you" "Oh, don't worry. I wouldn't have wasted any of my time for the fools in Washington. I'm smart enough to spend my life in the private sector, you know, actually doing something productive." Nice contradiction bud, go back to grade 10.
-2
 
2009-07-24 22:26:52
 
No contradiction, because the real world isn't a GI Joe cartoon. The private sector is the majority of the USA. The public sector is really the service depot for the private sector. Hell even the public sectors bills are paid for by the private sector. I prefer to pay attention to reality, not pompous windbag politicians. Even a person doing a menial job serving french fries or sweeping floors is doing more to help society than being marched around to kill brown people.
+1
 
2009-09-11 18:08:39
 
Words cannot describe how stupid you are, without a government you would definitely not be able to even read the words that i'm typing right now. I was hoping for at least an intelligent comeback, but i am extremely disappointed.
-1
 
2009-09-30 01:16:29
 
Words cannot describe how stupid I am? Do you actually think that government is the only place that kids learn anything about reading, writing or arithmetic? I don't know about you, but I had something called "parents". Maybe you lived in an orphanage or had parents that did not give a f*ck about teaching you anything. You have also heard about something called "private schools" and "homeschooling", haven't you? In case you were wondering, those are not government run.
+1
2009-07-24 01:33:32
 
It's a definate fav!
2009-07-25 08:56:17
 
good work
2009-07-26 03:10:20
 
I lol'd.
2009-08-17 19:39:24
 
5'd and thanks for the sponsor.