My boss walked by as I playd this. Now I have to go talk to him. Thanks YTMND.

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Just tell him it's all been documented. Point blank.

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What's the damn problem? Is your boss Vietnamese?

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There is also "sex" in the domain name. I just got called into the office too. Thanks YTMND!

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Just show it the way it is

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I am the boss, and I just gave myself a pay increase for looking at this. Thanks YTMND!

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That's exactly what would happen point blank with a Ytmnd.

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Frank Stallone doesn't know how to Rambo.

Just tell him that it's all been documented man seriously just tell him how it is

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tell him he can mind his own goddamn business, work is overrated

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Good thing I info'd the page first. I'll check it when I get home. Thanks GaryGnu.

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I was watching this at work and my boss walked by and gave me a government-bailout bonus. That's exactly what would happen to you if you worked at AIG too.

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Slap your boss with your c*ck, that will be documented in court.

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I want to read that documentation.

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it says "That's exactly what would happen point blank with a fifty caliber."

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Reference Army Field Manual FM 23-65

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It's in the field manual...right next to sticky bombs

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It just shows it the way it is.

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gotta redo this YTMND with Bruce Hornsby - The Way It Is playing on loop now.....

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it's rather sticky

Scientific tests prove...

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The public needs to know

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Its against Geneva Convention laws to shoot a .50 caliber at people, unless of course you are being shot at and have absolutely nothing else.

or if they're in the front seat of a jeep you want

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I'm pretty sure those laws were created due to the extensive documentation that Mr. Stallone is referring to.

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They just want to keep the gak (tm) industry going without competition from organic gak.

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or their scientologist

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No it's not. There's nothing in the Geneva Conventions about bullet types vs. targets... You can rain lead on your enemies in whatever diameter you choose.

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I've always wondered why machine-gun turrents mounted on the back of trucks have the ability to aim down at the driver. I mean, what if the guy was firing straight ahead and a truck hit a bump in the road?

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They dont have the ability to aim at the driver. The gun mounts have stops to prevent it from happening. But that doesnt mean you cant shoot your fellow man in the rest of the convoy.

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5.

I dunno, I listened to his commentary on First Blood and he contradicts himself quite a bit. At first he says that he found his "poncho" out in the woods while filming because he was tired of getting cuts and scrapes. Then he says that the wardrobe department made several ponchos. Then he mentions that he has the poncho hanging in his closet at home. There seems to be a lot of inconsistent Rambo poncho lore. I wouldn't be surprised if he had conflicting 50 cal research.

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I'm gonna give your poncho a point blank 50 cal.

+2

I saw him wearing a Pancho when he was visiting Disney on a rainy day

I saw Billy Blanks wearing a hoody that said "Billy Blanks Tae Bo" at Disneyland.

splut

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"bill, go get steve and put him into the truck seat, thier shooting some new Rainbow movie and want to know what happens when we shoot someone point blank with the big f*cker in the back"

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ok now hire a dozen more guys... we need extensive documentation here. And to hell with the Geneva convention.

That's exactly what would happen... point blank range... with MOON MAN'S PENIS!

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GregGumballs will love this

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with a boner.

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The more you know. dun dun duunnn

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I think the funniest part about this site is that you actually took the time to watch the Rambo IV commentary. Maybe funnier still is that Stallone took the time to make a commentary to Rambo IV.

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TEWWHAPBWA50CSOISLJSIHII

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TMND

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I rewound that part about 50 times when I first watched Rambo on DVD. Now, I don't have to.

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So....shooting someone with a .50 cal will make them explode into a chocolatey mess? Awesome.

+6

It's well documented.

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TRY IT AT HOME KIDS!

+4

You blow up like a water baloon?

+3

You are mostly water. Hitting the ground at terminal velocity results in you popping like a water balloon. It's all well documented.

thats the hamburger moment. i remember ooos and aahhs in the theater.

For those that don't know, he's talking about the time the theater manager caught him and his uncle having sex. "Hamburger moment" is what his uncle says when he's ready to slip it in.

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BTW, it's all well documented

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important movie commentary

....bacon & sausaggg.....hash browns....toast......HHHHHoney roles.....KCHOCOPUFFS......

stop or my rambo will annoying coment thread

Good to be back home... NSFW

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narc

I walked by one of my employees as this played. I fired him for lulz.

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I said let's just shoot it the way it is. So we get this stunt guy named Greg to sit in the Jeep for a second

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The comments on this site have made me laugh more than the ytmnd itself

+1

It's apparently also well-documented that Jeep dashboards don't take any damage from point-blank 50 cal rounds, since that's how it happens here.

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good point. they probably didn't have the budget for it. Someone said to the FX guys: just blow up the driver, leave the dashboard and hope Iritscen won't notice. They were wrong.

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nice

how much did they have to pay that "actor's" family?

absolutely nothing since it wasnt an actor, Tard!

+1

good job getting jokes

Hellz Yeah

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Too bad they didn't bother with the documentation for anti-personnell mines. They don't blow up with nuclear warhead force.

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That mine was hooked up to a 500 lb bomb, idiot.

Actually it was next to an unexploded tall boy bomb which weighs in at 12,000 lbs.

But is that exactly what would happen?

<I>They dont have the ability to aim at the driver. The gun mounts have stops to prevent it from happening. But that doesnt mean you cant shoot your fellow man in the rest of the convoy.</i> Could be a home made mount since it is a 3rd world country. Just a gun that was mounted onto the back of a truck with a swivel joint at the top.

Just tell him that's exactly what would happen if he doesn't stfu.