Awesome. Bow Wow (Utah Sextin CNN Remix) for a 5.

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This is the best mix since Keaton's Song of the storms mix!

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Home of the Anal Teen Choice Awards.

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cameo appearance by me in the comments for this website

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*Audience applauds*

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*Audience delivers a standing ovation*

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CRAZY SEX

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http://tubularnets.ytmnd.com/ <-best mix ever. sorry.

This is serious issue, no wonder why there are so many problems in our education system. Back in the old days students had at least 4-6 teachers where they could engage in the wonders of physical education! Now it's down to just two? I shudder to think about the future for our bastard children if more cuts to education were to happen.

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I want to learn more about this "Sexting"

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What do you say, for instance, about a generation that has been taught that rain is poison and sex is death? If making love might be fatal and if a cool spring breeze on any summer afternoon can turn a crystal blue lake into a puddle of black poison right in front of your eyes, there is not much left except TV and relentless masturbation. It's a strange world. Some people get rich and others eat sh*t and die.

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This song is constantly played at the local clubs in Utah.

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KEATON KEATON

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knowing Utah, I figured 1 teacher wasn't enough for this Mormon kid.

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source?

It feels so good to be so bad!

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Polygamy...start it young.

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then 3ing then 3

Texting...

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Then Sexting....

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...sexting...

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...phone sex...

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...then phone sex...

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fail.

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Then SEX!!

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^ Sexting.

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sex sex sex sex... (echo)

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...then dick comparing contest...

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Did I just hear "bone sex"?

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that comes after the phone sex

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What's going on in Utah?

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...then texting...

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I can't wait to know what's AFTER sex!

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You guys failed epically in this comment chain.

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BOOOONE SEX IS READYYYYY

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will someone have sext with me?

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Youre gonna love my nuts

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hanktherapper, what's goin' on in Utah?

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it's crazy ryanmontana, it's crazy, this is what we know, just try to calm down as i downvote this for not having they might be giants music

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Utah is the #1 retail market for internet porn

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^That's true, btw. http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn16680-porn-in-the-usa-conservatives-are-biggest-consumers.html?DCMP=OTC-rss&nsref=online-news

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+ biggest-consumers.html?DCMP=OTC-rss&nsref=online-news

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The teacher on the right, is the daughter of my parent's friend.

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That kid is going to grow up to be a Dr-L337.

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No wonder Utah was rated the happiest state in the nation. 2:1 is an excellent teacher-to-student ratio. It allows for a lot of hands-on education.

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IS A MAN NOT ENTITLED TO PUSSY? NO! SAYS THE MAN IN WASHINGTON, IT BELONGS TO THE POOR. NO! SAYS THE MAN IN THE VATICAN, IT BELONGS TO GOD. NO! SAYS THE MAN IN MOSCOW, IT BELONGS TO EVERYONE! >:( WELL I CHOSE SOMETHING DIFFERENT! I CHOSE......TO F*CK MY TEACHER.

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EPIC, flavius! EPIC!

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nice work.

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Nice!

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GASP!

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I'm going to try and stay calm while you tell this story.

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I'll tell you a story alright! Why does firefox ask me to install a quicktime plug-in in order to get sound? It's just a matter of time before they ask you to make iTunes a requirement for watching a site!! But maybe there's just something wrong with my browser.

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It's crazy, max, it's crazy.

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f*ck quick time and f*ck max STOP THE NWO

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Yes! DOWN WITH THE NWO!! I disagree on the max part, though.

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kkk max, thats right kkk mother f*cker.

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This is what we know....just try to stay calm as you watch this ytmnd

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Wow, Max made a comment... I better pluss it to kiss his ass.

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....THEN, SEX.

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Max is so clever.

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5 for the remix.

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Must've #ed them.

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Where were these teachers when I was 13 and had to jerk off to the lingerie ads in the newspaper?

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In gr33nscr33n's day, they didn't have newspapers with lingerie ads to jack off to. They had this this called imagination. It's pretty wild.

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Try figure skating on the TV. That's where I learned how to fly.

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In my day we had to beat off to cave paintings of yaks.

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I fapped to a cheerleader pic in my old yearbook once.

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I used to be able to do that, but now I feel like a total pedo.

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Then SEX...

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...SEX, sex, sex... (echo)

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Good combo. Every time I try to do something like this I ruin it.

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this is one of the greatest sites you've ever made

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Yep

nice remix

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Sex in utah? That is crazy!

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Yeah no kidding. And it was between people who were not even related.

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those are some hot beats

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Headline News never ceases to amuse me, with their faux-outrage over things like this, when really it's a 24 hour spank fest for middle aged "values voters" with their coverage of Casey Anthony and her antics, and teen sexting. It's smutty and voyeuristic, and scrapes the bottom of the f*cking barrel in terms of journalistic integrity.

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That said, I can't count the number of times that I've jacked off to Casey Anthony.

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New game: beat it to Greta Van Susteren. First one to finish wins 100 bucks.

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I just did that before I got here, do i get a prize?

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Greta looks like Popeye when she talks

this is fun

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first comment to mention Mormons

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amazing. 555555555555'd

Sorry, girls, I only sex.

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I don't think you even do that.

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Any way to get the original video of this?

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Once again a local news outlet blows something completely stupid out of proportion and YTMND makes a remix of it.

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...sexting?

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sometimes I sext myself. It turns me on.

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It's ok. It's not against the mormon code.

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haha yeah this reminds me when i had sex with one of my teachers. Living the dream at 14 baby

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gross. and im sure untrue. probably don't even make it to the sexting' part lolz

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Ha!

He didn't say what teacher it was... Could have been his Phys-ed coach, Mr. Wadswagon... who I'd picture looking like Wilford Brimley.

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Crazy!

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Kid obviously couldn't do much better based on their pictures.

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FEARCONDOMED > HALL OF FAME > SEX

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...> Phone Sex > Sexting > Texting...

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>YTMND

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tex !

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sounds like an educational song that should be on sesame street.

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This sh*t is f*cking tight son.

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Moral Panics!!!

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What's going on in Jewtah?

It's crazy, max, it's crazy.

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god damn

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What's wrong?

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rocks. why's it always have to be rocks? he hates rocks.

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Nice mix.

Say what you will about those mormon girls but they know how to get freaky in bed.

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LOL i liked the SEXTING

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I can die happy now thank you

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where is the funny?

bone sex?

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I learned a new word from this YTMND. Want to guess which one it is?

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Sex... sex... sex... sex...

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maxmaxmaxmaxmaxmaxmaxmaxmaxmaxmaxmaxmaxmaxmaxmaxmaxmaxmaxmaxmaxmaxmaxmaxmax

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Utah?

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then

I hope i can stop singing this before I go to work tomorrow

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Is it just me, or does Mike bear more than a slight resemblance to Emeril Lagasse?

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lol

well done. it's crazy.

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5'd for bone sex

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http://www.metacafe.com/watch/2932/skeleton_sex/

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Is she hot? nice...

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It's crazy mike, it's crazy.

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My poor state.

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Back in my day we had to jerk off to our teachers. I think ever since Mary Kay Letourneau, boys are becoming bolder and seducing their teachers. I wish I could go back in time, knowing what I know now, and stay after class with Ms. Jordan...

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My that IS crazy!

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Sextant messaging.

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he ______'d my _______ _______ until 5 am

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I danced for him

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and stuck a ______ ______ up my ______

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he repaired my computer printer until 5 am and stuck a chimney sweep up my fireplace?

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sexting? :ughh:

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That was a dope jam.

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UTAH!!! GIMME TWO!!! - Gary Busey endorses this site.

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glad to see more classc ytmnds

I've just been told that thanks to this site, I've caused YTMND to be banned in myh home country. Now what will I do?

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Yum

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lol, melodramatic news reporter and a moral panic.

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I like it

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ITS CRAZY!

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Wait, two of them?

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This deserves every 5 it gets.

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I couldn't remain calm while she told that story. He was sexting, it was just too much.

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Haha...

sextin

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We need to track this student down and give him his 'luckiest boy in America' medal right away.

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-1 for trying to get upvoted by stealing a line from south park.

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"We need to track this student down and give him his 'luckiest boy in America' medal right away." That better?

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It's crazy!

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god damnit michelle what the f*ck is going on in utah

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5. I'm Barack Obama and I approve this message.

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www.obamadeception.net

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pewpiey

It's crazy-zee.

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:O

SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX

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I wanted to have sex with my 12th grade English teacher this much. *arms open wide* Lucky Utah kids....I live a sad life.

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Just try to calm down as I tell this story

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NO YOU CALM DOWN

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LOL

Fearcondom: One of like 3 users who is continually delivering hits despite the massive decline in YTMND

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mcroix: the massive decline in YTMND

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mcroix: the massive decline in YTMND

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mcroix: the massive decline in YTMND

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mcroix: the massive incline in STDs. Seriously I some of mcroix's stuff, almost as much as I enjoy saying his name aloud.

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If cellphones existed when I was student I would've sexted my English teacher too. Instead, I communicated by drawing a woman with wide spread legs and a very visible vagina on my desk, for which I was scolded by the very same teacher, when she passed by and saw it. It was a sad day for male-female realtionships. But at least I got thumbs up by my male classmates.

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This proves that Utah is better than California. In California kids have to have sex with the Mexican janitor.

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wish i was in utah =(

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Oh god, it's horrible, you will need to calm down.

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God damn are you good. I'd let you have me if you wanted. 5

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It is wrong to have sex with phones

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Texting, then sexing, then phone sex, then SEX

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Black people sure have a way with music.

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Dude i watched this once and loved it. now the f*cking thing wont load and im pissed.

thats how it works in utah

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Sex sting.... she got cought

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I'm trying to calm down, but you're makin' me HAWT.

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source?

F*ckin rediculous.

Geez... Those mormons in Utah are at it again.. Lol.. Look at the two teachers, they aren't arent even worth texting.. or sexting or phone secks...

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...or SEX. ...sex, sex, sex... (echo)

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secks.

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Downroaded.

texting. then sexting. then phone sex. then eksekseks.

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cash now

Then phone sex, then sex. It's crazy, Mike.

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Things like this piss me off, how come sh*t like that never happened to me when I was 13?

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Could you text when you were 13? Cuz that's Step 1.

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Step 2: ??

Great! Love the audio mix.

5 for remix

Texting? then sexting? then phon sex, then SEXXX>.Texting? then sexting? then phon sex, then SEXXX>.Texting? then sexting? then phon sex, then SEXXX>.Texting? then sexting? then phon sex, then SEXXX>.Texting? then sexting? then phon sex, then SEXXX>.Texting? then sexting? then phon sex, then SEXXX>.Texting? then sexting? then phon sex, then SEXXX>.Texting? then sexting? then phon sex, then SEXXX>.Texting? then sexting? then phon sex, then SEXXX>.Texting? then sexting? then phon sex, then SEXXX> t

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this belongs on ytmnd #19

4.69 nobody touch that f*cking rating

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Sweet remix, as always ;)

i have aids

walker told me i have aids

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Hahahaha this is so awesome

holy sh*t.

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LOL CRZY

Texting leads to sexting, sexting leads to phonesex, and phonesex leads to THE DARK SIDE (I mean sex).

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Yes. YES.

just tryin to do some sexting.

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teachers are awsome. and our future

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1.

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This is one of the best mix sites ever. thank you fearcondom

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Couldn't agree more.

this is just silly.

+2

Possibly the best ytmnd ever.

PLEASE GO TAKE A SH*T SIR!

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anyone know the song used? i cant stop watching this. . .

SEX WITH MEN?

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It's KAH-RAZY, Mike.

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lol calm down

+2

hahaha!@ my fiancee just stared at me as I laughed my *ss off at this.

+2

I f*cking this new "sexting" bullsh*t buzzword that I haven't before it became a buzzword

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OUTRAGEOUS!

This song got me laid

Smooth beats sirrah

(U)gly (T)eachers (A)lways (H)orny

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phones lead to sex. i'm buying everyone new phones for their birthdays.

+1

It's crazy.

W H A T S G O I N G O N I N U T A H

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just so everyone knows the song is Like You by Bow Wow ft Ciara

+1

Another epic one I missed. SECKS

It's crazy Mike, it's crazy...sex

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