I feel like there's better things to do with a time machine but to each his own

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I've got all the time in the world with it. Next, I'll drive it through a revolutionary war battle, strictly for the enjoyment of the WTF moment for the soldiers.

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I-i-it's not a big truck... It's a series of pornos!

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how bad is that response above me? totally reaching to apply that reference somehow. -real- crappy.

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Not as bad as this one.

what a terrible response g0ast. For shame.

I just watched part of Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. Why on gods green earth would you ever do that, you ask? I dont f*cking know, sick curiosity, I guess. It is like watching a f*cking train wreck. It is even worse than I imagined. This YTMND, however, is the exact opposite of Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. Congratulations.

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Curiosity gets the best of us all. I'm glad I read your comment before checking it out myself.

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yawn

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Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just... do things. The mob has plans, the cops have plans, Max has got plans. You know, they're schemers. Schemers trying to control their little worlds. I'm not a schemer. I try to show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are.

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Wow... just... great!

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IT'S SO CRAZY IT MIGHT JUST WORK!!!

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Be sure to bring the tape on Betamax.

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porn stars today at a ripe age of 18-20, and to go back when the porn star is a child of about 3-4, so 15 years ago... 15 years ago... when DVD's were comming out? sheesh. Betamax is closer to 30 years ago.

Did you see the pornos he was looking at? Those were Betamax era at best. Hell, a couple of those actresses probably got their starts in "stag films."

From Wikipedia: One claim which has been made is that the failure of Betamax was driven by the porn industry's preference for VHS. While claims that this was because Sony disallowed the sex industry from licensing the format are unlikely since the licenses applied to the production of equipment, it is certainly true that Sony persued an anti-porn policy which may have been offputting. Other reasons given for the sex industries reluctance to use Betamax have been the too short, 1 hour, time limit on the orig

The provided reference simply mentions that the porn industry preferred VHS over Beta, and says nothing about an anti-porn policy by Sony. " US pornographers' decision to adopt the cheap convenient VHS - rather than rival Betamax - when the two systems were introduced in the 1970s killed off Betamax while sales of pornographic films drove take-up of video recorders."

however, although vhs won the tape war, betamax was the superior format.

Yup. It was the "Bang for Buck" value with VHS, just like AMD vs/ Intel, and I prefer Intel.

EPIC

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I'm sure every guy here is thinking, Why didn't I think of this?

And is going to question themselves the next time they watch porn.

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I was going to -3 for Rick Roll'd bullsh*t, but you look like such a nerd it made me laugh pretty hard so 5ed.

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Thank you good sir.

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yawn is right. also, i saw oldboy too.

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that there is some fuktup sh!t, dude. you are an evil, evil bastard... LOL

Sucks.

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You're like an ugly version of Dr L337. I LOVE IT! I must make a copycat site. Also, need moar hucker butez

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Everyone is an ugly version of Dr L337, for his good looks are to good for words.

Back to the Future already solved this paradox. He wouldn't enjoy it...or would he?

Great idea!

its cool because you probably really arent racist or whatev and you can actually produce a really clever joke without nayger jokes. also gooker spookerz.

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also waaaah something related to parents, waaaah, etc.

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TIT f*ckers

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Funny, funny sh*t ....great job man :)

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Instant classic.

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But... how will you generate the 1.21 jigawatts needed to power the Flux Capacitor? Plutonium? Mr. Fusion? Have you even BEEN to the future to get one? Surely you don't plan on using lightning... Also, how long does it take to get that beast up to 88 mph.? Couldn't you use something a bit smaller? What if you run into your past self? Won't that disrupt the spacetime continuum? Are you really willing to risk it? You leave so many questions unanswered. I think your plan is flawed.

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One problem. Crispy Critters tasted terrible. If you're going to do this, you need to get S'mores Crunch, Croonchy Stars, Bill and Ted's Excellent Cereal, or Nintendo Cereal System. Also, bring back some 7-Up Gold.

Like Cola, Jolt, Dinky Donuts, and/or Body Buddies.

crystal pepsi

OMG, CRYSTAL PEPSI! I'm adding that to the list now.

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Hey f*ck you Crispy Critters was my favorite cereal motherF*CK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what the f*ck are body buddies?

what the f*ck is semen?

it was a 5 until it left the 1st frame

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1 stars are for N!GGERS and FAILURES... i give you ZERO STARS! N!GGER!

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Young and anal 15 = 'But I poop from there.'

Was going to be a 5 until rick astley was mentioned

this

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o h c o m e o n d a r t h w a n g y o u r s h i t i s s o o o g o o d i c a n t b e m a d a t y o u b u t 1 s t a r ? r e a l l y ?

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I'll 5 if you change "Rick Astley" to "3500 Hz Square Wave"

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lol

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1

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Uh, look me up. When you get there.

Remember, you must hit 88 miles per hour then flip the transponder switch at precisely the exact same time! When you hit 88 miles per hour, youre gonna see some serious sh't.

the astley reference wasn't necessary, but it doesn't un-epic your plan

You know what would be hot? Someone with facial features similar to me and my wife, I could totally jerk off to that!

this is a very epic idea

ah wtf I enjoyed it

haha awesome plan

rick failstly

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5'd for Crispy Critters.

You have a chinchilla?! That's awesome.

F*ckin brilliant plan!!!

"Of course, the idea of a time machine is insane"

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You watched! lol

-2 for music and -2 for RICKROLL LOL SO FUNNY AND RELEVANT

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The Vulcan Science Directorate has concluded that time travel is impossible. Sorry, brah.

you're a pretty intense guy. -1 for rickroll though. its getting as corny as chuck norris jokes

Lmao, interesting and amusingly played out. Could have done with a better choice of music though, the "epic" theme is a bit bad for one as long as this. :P

i can't believe how much patience people have for powerpoint YTMNDs

awe, the chinchilla too?!?!

Lol this is AMAZING.

I think I just sh*t my pants laughing.

"Yummy! Oops! Sorry, Al, that's your daughter."

not guaranteed

i enjoy the first frame better the 2nd time around lol.

Have you considered making childrens books?