I cannot possibly express in mere words the sheer brilliance of this.

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Oh, wait, I just did.

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doa barrle roll!

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I say killabee!

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Damn Chav

It's like he KNOWS we put this sh*t on here and he does it on purpose! GOD BLESS PICARD, GOD BLESS THE USS ENTERPISE!

+2

BEEZ?

RED ALERT!!! www.infowars.com ATTENTION: EVERYONE TUNE IN TO THE ALEX JONES' SHOW NOW!!! (GO TO www.infowars.com) THE NEW WORLD ORDER IS PREPARING A BIO ATTACK!!! www.infowars.com RED ALERT!!!

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Do you have any idea how many children were completely confused by this?

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Why are we supposed to marry girls again, mommy?

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Because they doth have two bumps on the front.

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But they don't have this straight back!

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You?!

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It has a stiff.......

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...straight...

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...word that begins with "b"...

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Can you believe it, you've already finished B!

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Think you can do Batlab?

+12

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

+5

I wonder what nugget would rate this...

+2

Patrick Stewart, stay classy.

+2

picture, sound, text

+5

CLASSICTMND!

+4

Epicpacard time?

+3

Zoons! The word bobsled beginnith with B!

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its patrick stewart . top rated.

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You mean Pacard Stewart?

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YOU MEAN PATRICK PACARD

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Your main weapon has unlimited firepower. You can hold down the "B" button for continuous firing.

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BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

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also, http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/zounds

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wut episode of star trak was that

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It's that one without Q in it.

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ugh 4.53

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very overrated. It's like people just are just googling patrick stewart tv appearances.

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Behold, as a wild *ss in the desert, go I forth to google.

+4

this is on par with cosby's sports announcement

+4

The Patrick Stewart emails

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I've never been turned on by a letter in my life

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good night sweet b

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I expected him to start making out with the letter B, I was disappointed.

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Though Shakespeare was a terrible hack and failure as a writer, his legacy of cheeky British humor lives on.

+1

I never read Hamlet. I was in stupid English 12 in HS, yet I'm majoring in English. WTF

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Good night, sweet B.

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Yesyesyesyesyes

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pacard version is needed

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Bobsled team... or not a Bobsled team.

There is a secret 'tis his Followest thee no matter whither thou art Worth more than many a dream, Patrick Pacard. Good men and bad by thy side, Somewhere out yon' i' th' dark. Gone with th' morning light, Patrick Pacard. Fare thee well, Thou'rt a stranger here, Thou'rt still in danger here, All upon thine own. Heroes must win i' th' end, Thou art the best one by far, Patrick Pacard!

+5

So much win.

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In b4 /b/

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By the way, what does "/b/" mean, anyway?

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BAM TO BEHOLD, A PUBLIC BULLETIN BOARD, BUILT OF BOTH BRILLIANCE AND BARBARITY BY BASTARDS WITH BONERS. THIS BASTION, NO MERE BULWARK OF BOREDOM, IS A BRUTAL BARRAGE OF BLISTERING BULLSH*T, BARELY BENEVOLENT... BUT BEHIND THE BIGOTRY AND BOOBS, BEYOND THE BITTER BROADCASTS OF BRAGGING BUFFOONS: HERE BE THE BODY POLITIC. A BROTHERHOOD OF BLASPHEMY, BLESSED WITH MORE BALLS THAN BRAINS, BATTLING THE BLAND, THE BOGUS, THE BENIGN. BEDLAM? BRING IT ON. BUT I BABBLE... BETTER TO BE BRIEF. YOU MAY CALL ME /b/

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Hey, he asked. It' s not pretty, but he asked.

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Thanks... I guess.

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Are you like a crazy person?

I believe the correct term is "awesome".

This man is a genius! To question B, and not A, not C, but B, what a man!

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B,A,B,A, up, down, B,A, left, right, B,A, start

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up up down down left right left right BA select start

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no f*cking way

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What the hell is this

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Where's Q when you need him?

+1

WIN

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I lold

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I just came.

+2

Anything Patrick Stewart does is full of epic win.

+1

5'd for domain

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Same.

What's with the domain?

This letter doth have a stiff straight c*ck. And the word c*ck beginneth with a C. This letter doth have two breasts in the front. And I reckon the word breasts begins with B. Zounds! C*cks like breasts!

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ALAS, POOR B. I KNEW HIM WELL, C.

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haha, this is awesome...but not as good as the "letter B" video sung by the "bee-tles". That will always reign as the best skit about the letter b.

+1

hmm... I sense a fad, with pictures of wasps,bees and hornets some how...

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Stick, straight back.

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B+!

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Thats not the only thing that has a stiff straight back

+1

F*cking approved.

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the |b| board

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He's a great actor!

+1

beginnith beginnith beginnith beginnith

haha, I think it's great that Patrick Stewart's alluding to suicide of Sesame St.! Kids have to learn about emo monologues somewhere - might as well 'B' from the immortal 'B'ard.

+1

B fetish?

+2

ZOONS!!!!

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i have Stewart to thank for my fluent understanding of Shakespearean literature.

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first frame...paint him black..... uncle phill

there are... FOUR b's!

Behold, as a wild *ss in the desert, go I forth to my work. 5 for making me smile really hard

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Possible Epic Pacard spinoffs: B in reference to Bong, Bobsled team, one of many names for weed beginning with "B" (Bubblegum, bubba, what have you) Feel free to add more. Oh and also, someone make the ytmnd.

+1

Stewart definitely put his mad Shakespearean actor skillz to use here.

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/b/tards gonna be pissed

-1

Win!

+1

rebiculous

+1

The back, is stiff and straight, much like my boner, which doth beginith with B

+1

OMG PICARDDDDD WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN

+1

It's like I'm back at school

+1

2B V ¬2B

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