No purple zebras?!

she is a woman

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I love what you did there.

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Buckethead FTW always.

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Korf Klassix™

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is that your purple rape van?

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Normally the older men go to the kids' playground to pick up little girls in their vans... Now the little boy goes to the older kids' playground to pick up older girls in his van. His candy isn't bad for you, though, and after you're through you don't need therapy. Where old men giving candy to girls is highly illegal and disgusting, the reverse rape van is highly legal and potentially awesome.

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rotm

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motd

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I think it's nevertheless potentially very hazardous, not to say that that's inherently good or bad. I used to enjoy playing with fire and, I guess, inevitably, sometimes I still do.

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http://hotstutffedbaby.ytmnd.com/

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return

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How & Why did you change your username?

Someone's been practicing.

practicing AE? i like this.......

Caught you downvoting yourself with alts again: http://ytmnd.com/users/Tile/votes

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Herma Jesty

so this has been your project for tha past 9 months props brodinski

i like ytmnd.com

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I believe you have my stapler.

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HEY, THIS IS A WEBSITE. -PANK8X

With this list of auto 5 IRC circle jerks and you STILL can't get any views. I love that. I love that about you. Because it's not so much that you can't succeed against retarded 14 year olds - it's the amount of mental energy you have to spend making excuses to yourself. lol

I had hoped that you and your various Umfuld alt accounts would never view this site, hence I made sure that it was not a 'mainstream' site. Unfortunately, your stalking guaranteed that you would eventually see it. This is unfortunate, as my goal was for you to never have the privilege. Fortunately, my main goal was that those people that I care about would see it, which is a sensible goal, and in that I think I did fine. I'm currently making another site, but you'll never see it, and that makes me glad.

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Is 'mainstream site' Korf-talk for 'Not Funny'? If so, bravo. You 1'd and commented on my site 9 hours before I viewed this site. Pro Tip - when you satisfy your failure-fueled-rage via downvoting you don't have to comment - I never would have known as I was beating off to Hermione stills all evening. I gotta say if this is the best you can do after all these years since you stopped trolling me you probably should have stayed retired. I'll let you get back to making YTMNDs for people you care about now.

I saw a site on the front page, I voted, I commented. You won't see me going through your months-old sites looking for something to downvote and comment on with one of my legions of alts. I commented on your site like I would comment on any other site. You'll notice that I only vote and comment on those sites which are either the most brilliant or, conversely, the worst insults to ingenuity and good taste. I wonder if your closing statement is supposed to be a quip. If so, it is hilariously ironic.

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I use this account because I can't comment with the other one. Dumbass. Your comments here tried to imply that I stalk you - you're full of sh*t. You've 1'd and left bitchy comments on close to 100 sites I've made. That's not an exaggeration. And MANY of them weren’t on the front page when you did. For you to throw up your hands and cry "I'm being stalked and trolled" exposes you as the f*cking c*nt I’ve long insisted you are. You don't have any comedic talent, korf. Not with sites nor commenting on sites. Your quips are on par with Assc*ck. So don’t presume to tell me what constitutes a good site because unlike you I‘ve actually made some. Unless you fancy yourself as modern day Salieri. You have tiny definition of what a YTMND has to be and it's almost totally contrary to what the inventor of the site thinks. And the fact is sites that fit your description really don't belong at YTMND at all. More facts - I can make people laugh. You can't. Suck it.

Your sites could make a retarded monkey orgasm, true, but that retarded monkey has more artistic talent in his stool sample than you have in your greatest masterwork. To compare me to Salieri, which I assume you only know of through Amadeus and take that account to be an accurate historical record, is ironic seeing as your sites consist of so little material, thought, and ingenuity that your work befits only the philistine king of 'too many notes'. Keep those retarded chimps laughing.

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Yup, like I said - have more if you come after me next time. These were very lame attempts by you. The fact is I used YTMND to host that gif for my brother as we've been laughing at that clip for 2+ years now. It wasn’t made for the voting YTMND populace. I realize you made the same claim about your site - but your rage over my vote makes it clear how completely full of sh*t you are. If I'd cared about my score I wouldn't have used a song that was basically a middle finger to anyone from here who might view it. So obviously I have no problem with such a site being downvoted off the front page - but you had to leave a “Come one my sites because I’m a douche” comment so I obliged. Don’t like that? Don’t do it you moron c*cksucker. You want to do it? Then don’t bitch like a c*nt. Pick one. Or stay the same wonderful maladjusted loser.

I have no idea what you're talking about, honestly. However, you're obviously delusional, so I'll leave you and me alone to hash this one out - I wouldn't want to intervene and make it a 3-way tussle.

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Hi MasterSitsu.

Holy purple

5 because this site resulted in an epic gr33nscr33n/Umfuld show down