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| Site Title: | the pianist | ||||||||||
| Site Domain: | thepianist.ytmnd.com | ||||||||||
| Created by: | fearcondom | ||||||||||
| Created on: | 2009-02-13 01:59:08 | ||||||||||
| Image Origin: | porn clip + piano pic | ||||||||||
| Sound Origin: | Tchaikovsky's Piano Concerto No.1 | ||||||||||
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| Description: | potent pulsing painful pounding passionate piano porn | ||||||||||
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| Total Votes: | 795 | ||||||||||
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| internet |
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| The Penist? |
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| h3h |
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| "porn clip + piano pic". Just admit it is you. |
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| Bend over Beethoven. |
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| Touch my Tchaikovsky |
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| Also, Bach |
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| I made this comment from my iPhone |
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| Pianos give great head. |
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| I thought it was Tim Roth at first. |
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| Look for severe childhood disturbances associated with violence. Our Billy wasn't born a criminal, Clarice. He was made one through years of systematic abuse. Billy hates his own identity, you see, and he thinks that makes him a transsexual. But his pathology is a thousand times more savage and more terrifying. | ||||||
| From this user, I expect quality. He has delivered it. | ||||||
| *cue clever sex pun he can't think of right now* |
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| ^haha, good one! 'MINUS' me! loollollo |
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| Piano C*ck |
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| looks like he fine tuning her klavier |
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| I believe you were looking for something along the lines of "a twelve-inch pianist" |
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| PUNCH THE KEYS FOR GOD'S SAKE! |
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| Yes! ...YES! |
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| not right now you don't |
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| Nooo you must feel the music FEEL THE MUSIC |
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| Donkey punch the keys? |
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| Classial music is orgasmic, some say. |
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| "The creative process is like music which takes root with extraordinary force and rapidity"- Tchaikovsky. |
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| ACTING! |
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| BRILLIANT! |
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| More like, "GENIUS!". |
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| DRAMATIC! |
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| I have no words to describe what I'm feeling right now |
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| Yet you just did? |
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| Is he giving or taking? Honestly, it's hard to tell, lol. |
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| both |
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| needless to say, it was one crazy night. |
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| agreed | ||||||
| This is art. In a very obscene, jerking-back-and-forth-in-orgasmic-pleasure sort of way. |
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| My only beef with this site is that the pianist's legs aren't moving. He'd have to work awfully hard to keep his legs still with his upper body squirming around like that. But that's a trifle. |
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| Also, you should add a woman's face on the side of the piano...No, that wasn't a serious suggestion. |
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| Youtube "Keith Jarrett" |
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| When I read the image origin I finally saw what you did there, and then I lol'd. My only complaint: his legs don't move lol |
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| I think the static legs make it funnier |
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| Awesome loop too...hard to see where it begins and ends. |
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| UH CAN'T FEEL MUH LEGZ!!!!!!! |
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| You know what they say about musicians... they have great rhythm... |
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| You know what they say about porn stars... they are good at making music... |
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| ALL TOASTERS... |
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| but i compose symphony's from there |
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| not right now you don't |
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| full of WIN! |
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| Too awesome! | ||||||
| Who doesn't f*ck pianos? |
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| btw is that you with the Tevas? |
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| lol you should find a girl giving a bj and have her play the flute. Perhaps a trumpet if it is a black guy | ||||||
| fearcondom: putting the c*ck in Khachaturian |
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| He seems really into it. |
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| That's what she said. | ||||||
| I like this. | ||||||
| fearcondom thought it was porn because it was called Naked. |
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| lol. why would this guy play the piano with his shirt off? |
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| actually this was common practice by Beethoven during his studies in counterpoint at Vienna. This is why the period became known as Romanticism |
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| Haha. |
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| Twelve Inch Pianist? |
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| considering the vast array of porn subgenres, i'm surprised i haven't seen a porn opera yet. |
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| It wouldn't be over until the fat lady screams. |
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| Wow, this YTMND is just a treasure trove of wordplay. |
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| ^ a gey. |
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| tenor |
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| LOL! Bravo! What a novel idea. Of course you know Tchaikovsky was gay; I'm not sure if you used a clip from gay porn or not, but if you did then you would have made this YTMND site perfectly. I'll still give you 5 and FAV anyway. :D Cheers. |
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| He seems pretty frustrated. |
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| Must've hit the wrong key. |
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| :D | ||||||
| more like >XE | ||||||
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| Given that it says "porn clip" in the citation, I thought it was fairly self-explanatory. |
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| Who the f*ck plays the piano shirtless? | ||||||
| I don't think you know what "self-explanatory" means. |
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| I don't think you know what "what" means. |
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| 5! 5! A thousand times 5! |
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| this site is work for safe |
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| my favorite part is how he is able to sustain notes without moving his foot |
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| He is playing the sh*t out of it! LOL |
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| 5. Also, Bach. | ||||||
| does he also fear condoms? | ||||||
| http://f*ggot-invoke.myminicity.com |
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| I'm almost afraid to ask what he's holding in his hands. | ||||||
| Inspired | ||||||
| wow.... | ||||||
| "the pianist" sounds like "the penis" |
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| Eh. |
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| But I compose from there! | ||||||
| Big throbbing erect pianist indeed! |
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| I'm curious, when did it occur to you that it looked like he was playing piano from the waist up? |
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| I have a YTMND filter that runs all the time |
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| you know yanni f*cks his piano like this on the weekend |
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| So romantic. | ||||||
| This site is quality. | ||||||
| Love those combos...artistic! | ||||||
| IM HITTING THE KEYS SO HARD I JUS MIGHT BREAK THEM |
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| Best image editing ever. I like Tchaikovsky, too. | ||||||
| That made me laugh so hard, a snot bubble came out of my nose. |
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| Quite brilliant actually |
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| thanks, it was an inspired moment | ||||||
| lolz | ||||||
| Porn is always one inch from becumming a ytmnd. Always... |
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| No matter how vigorous he plays the piano, it doesn't hide the fact that he's paralyzed from the waist down. |
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| Bravo. | ||||||
| 5'd for the greatest piano concerto ever written | ||||||
| Isn't it illegal to bang a c minor? [/horrible joke] |
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| lol | ||||||
| that was a real knee-slapper.... | ||||||
| It looks like the original clip had him holding onto something as he's piledriven from behind. I wonder about your choice of adult entertainment, fearcondom. | ||||||
| Odd, I just finished watching The Pianist, but this is Holocaustic in a whole different way. | ||||||
| another great one. brilliant even | ||||||
| I just reliazed he is wearing sandels. He must be German :O |
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| I kid you not, his facial expressions reminded me of my 6th grade music teacher. It's ok to love music, just dont LOVE music | ||||||
| And by don't LOVE music, he means don't f*ck your piano. | ||||||
| u rock man LOL |
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| Wait, why is he playing the piano shirtles- OOOoooooooohhhh! | ||||||
| It's almost frightening how well his throes of ecstasy are timed with the piano chords. I need to l2piano like this man. | ||||||
| In a weird way this is actually beautiful and artistic. | ||||||
| Pianos are for porn | ||||||
| I wonder if he was pitching or catching? |
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| stupid didnt even watch |
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| brilliant | ||||||
| Nice shoes! | ||||||
| This took some f*cking vision. | ||||||
| Was that pr0n? For some reason I'm thinking Mike Nichols' _Naked_.. | ||||||
| http://i40.tinypic.com/8xj8li.gif - Mike Leigh's 'Naked', actually. | ||||||
| Mesmerized by his hair. 5. |
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| Stupendous penis concerto! |
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| wow hahahaha | ||||||
| This guy knows style with the Teva's. | ||||||
| this baby gets better every time i watch it | ||||||
| nazi ass, tchaikovsky's piano concerto no. 1 is copyright zomglolwtfzor you should know this |
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| NAZI ASS |
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| ijskzdofp;fk;OAKL:SDKL:ASDKL:DSAKL:KD:LS:LASDKGJKDA:FFDKJAS:DFSKJSDL:DFSAKFD"J:SDFK":DFKSKAS:DKL:ASD"KAKSLDKLSDA:":ASDK"DFS:LSDFDFKL:SMKDFSL:;SAKLADSL:KKL:DSK":ASDKDS"LDS:MASASD<LKMDFSDFA<"LDASL: |
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| ^^ NAZI | ||||||
| Fearcondom... you have brought me more joy through this site than anything else has in the world. I only hope I die before you do. |
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| This is f*cking amazing. | ||||||
| The legs add so much lol. | ||||||
| Holy cow. I don't believe that's an actual porn clip, it's so perfect. | ||||||
| I keep cumming back to this site so FAV'd... lol I made a funny | ||||||
| he's not playing that piano, he's raping Brahms while Brahms plays the piano |
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| (+2 for not correcting my idea that Brahms is getting raped in this ytmnd) | ||||||
| He's really hard on that piano... Waaiiit that cum out wrong... Damit i did it again. >:( WAIT. | ||||||
| Sweet Jesus! I need a towel in a bad way | ||||||
| crap. The legs dont even move. | ||||||
| I love it when you Bach that *ss up. | ||||||
| this is your best site. | ||||||
| This is the essence of YTMND. |
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