When you laugh, you bleed rectally.

+4

when you chuckle, you ejaculate orally,

+1

When you guffaw, you lactate out your ears.

+1

When you sneer, you purge your bowels.

+1

When you cough in jestered folly, you spew traces of vomit.

when you VOTE 5, you ARE A GOOD USER

The more you know.

+2

do-do-do do, do, do!

Lots of good quotes available from this show.

the best show ever.

+2

f*cking c*cksucker celestials

swedgen... hang dai

How's that pussy-lotion? Should I try some on my ass?

a nine cent whore... thats al's sick way of protecting her (or something like that)

I laughed out loud at his one: ""My bicycle masters boardwalk and quagmire with aplomb. Those that doubt me, suck c*ck by choice."

what

also (YN)WYGYLP.com

*(YK)WYGYLP.com

Drunk, so I preemptively 5'd this without watching. I'll watch this tomorrow and reevaluate, but it's a classic site so you're in good stead.

+1

the vote shall stand.

+2

I watched it while my girlfriend was in the bathroom. I leaked piss.

+2

lol so did she

L........O.......f*ck

+1

Omg, thanks for posting this. This explains why certain things have been happening to me.

wait got a better one... you throw your sh*t stained cat piss stinkin *ss off my f*cking balcony and into the f*cking muck.

you have to see something funny for it to happen

I leaked piss.

lol 5

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