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| Site Title: | Cobra's recession bailout | ||||||||||
| Site Domain: | cobrabailsout.ytmnd.com | ||||||||||
| Created by: | fearcondom | ||||||||||
| Created on: | 2009-02-04 18:11:05 | ||||||||||
| Image Origin: | cold slither | ||||||||||
| Sound Origin: | G.I. JOE + she works hard 4 the $ + M83 - I guess I'm floating | ||||||||||
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| Description: | After making a series of ill-advised investments and sketchy property deals, Cobra Commander finds out that he's lost everything...and bails out | ||||||||||
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-24 [show comment] | |||||
| Just what YTMND needs - another downvoter with "c*ck" in his username. |
+23 | |||||
| well at least he's letting you know what kind of person he is |
+8 | |||||
| It's gr33nscr33n! | ||||||
| Nah, I just downvote with my obvious, wise-assed main account. Anything less is cowardly. |
+8 | |||||
| Welcome to ytmnd (not realy), your oppenents are assc*ckerredux, supersexay2009 and drewpickles1... good luck jerk.
now back to the ytmnd.... LOL at pornsite one. | ||||||
| M83 becomes more popular every day. | ||||||
| A for effort | ||||||
| Im pretty sure its from all the ytmnds with them. | ||||||
| I know someone who might want a pet exterminator. | ||||||
| why make an episode like this for kids? | ||||||
| Because educational TV in the 80's/90's was practically mandatory | ||||||
| LOL5! | ||||||
| But seriously, this site is typical front page overrated crap with a side of fail |
+1 | |||||
-19 [show comment] | |||||
| http://darthwangrapesytmnd.ytmnd.com/ |
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-6 [show comment] |
| I did that too. |
+1 | |||||
| I downvoted your comment because you told me to. |
+2 | |||||
| your wang smells of little boys booty holes, or so im told. |
+1 | |||||
| Actually it smells like - wait, hold on. *sniff* - gorgonzola cheese. Yes - with maybe a hint of monterey jack |
-2 | |||||
| lol | ||||||
| im sorry i ever said fourest was better than you condom | ||||||
| nice ambient emo techno band usage at the end |
+2 | |||||
| M83 is emo? BRB
shrink jeans, straighten hair, stare at ground
I am now emo | ||||||
| Music classification fail |
+2 | |||||
| yeah cause you two aren't generalizing and incorrect either. | ||||||
| You're damn right we aren't. | ||||||
| it is Epic Fail to classify M83 as "nice ambient emo techno band" | ||||||
| i think he meant to say "nice ambient ENO techno band". |
+1 | |||||
| It's more IDM than that. | ||||||
| i wasnt saying they are an emo group in terms of them being like an emo rock group. but if you actually listen to them, a lot of there sh*t is fairly gloomy and down in the dumps poopy pants somebodys got a case of the mondays-esque. and they are pretty electronic so yeah, i generalized them as being techno emo. eat it. whoever came up with the term IDM is retarded. intelligent dance music? as opposed to stupid dance music? give me a break. and no, i do't need clarification on what makes it 'intelligent' |
-1 | |||||
| and another thing- who the f*ck would ever dance to m83? classifying them as IDM is more epic fail than carelessly generalizing them as potentially 'emo'. eat it. again. |
-1 | |||||
| Attempts at categorizing M83 failing left & right. Man down! Man down! |
+2 | |||||
| granted, that f*cking poem in the middle of "graveyard girl" is pretty darn emotional. if we're going to talk semantics. | ||||||
| Their f*cking new album is bullsh*t, don't listen to that crap. |
+1 | |||||
| I didn't exactly say they were IDM, either, they are similar to it. I completely agree on the term IDM being vague and unfamiliar to some, like yourself, dbomob. But, most unintelligent people can't see why it's even classified as 'Intelligent', but of course you must be one of those people, db. I've seen M83 live, and yes, PEOPLE F*CKING DANCE TO IT. | ||||||
| screwz youz nigguh! |
-1 | |||||
| I agree, I like their old stuff better. What happened? | ||||||
| nice alt, turtles. i never thought i'd be famous on ytmnd to have somebody make a fake. that was classy as portraying me as racist. clever boy. and people don't dance to m83. they shoegaze and cry and sh*t. | ||||||
| Now I know. |
+3 | |||||
| How long before she puts her shoe on her head? |
+10 | |||||
| I'm hoping she'll fold some shirts. And then for the finale, a pair of pants. MMMmmmm, it makes me hot. | ||||||
| When a real recession bailout is successful... | ||||||
| lol cobra shoots himself |
+2 | |||||
| holy sh*t |
-1 | |||||
| Too long, the ending wasn't needed. |
-3 | |||||
| The ending made it. |
-2 | |||||
| the entire thing wasn't needed |
+1 | |||||
| i got news for ya, this entire website isn't needed. |
+14 | |||||
| On second thought, the funniest part of this was directly ripped from the cartoon. |
-1 | |||||
| couldn't Cobra Commander just ask for Gov't bailout money? They probably woulda given it to him... |
+3 | |||||
| topical punch | ||||||
| This is magical. | ||||||
| That was true until today. | ||||||
| epic and win and awesome | ||||||
| Cobra Commander's Ponzi scheme just collapsed. | ||||||
| Needs more Cobretti (Stallone)...he's part of the Zombie Squad.
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| He totally bailed | ||||||
| ...ON ALL OUTSTANDING DEBTS | ||||||
| Great site, but they didn't get bailed out at all. Unless you were refering to his brains. | ||||||
| What? There was a montage and he didn't pay off his debts!? Everyone knows you reach your goal after doing a montage. |
+13 | |||||
| They're the bad guys though. | ||||||
| actualy stu is right.... the thing is, they woulda skipped right to the bullet scene if there was no montage... there needs to be an alternate ending. | ||||||
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| wow nice studio effects on that gunshot | ||||||
| gunshot was not satisfying, my only compaint | ||||||
| Sounds like the gunshot from Marathon. | ||||||
| The bullet totally ricocheted off his face plate. |
+5 | |||||
| Gunshot reminded me of Worms 2. | ||||||
| That suicide scene was actually quite chilling. |
+2 | |||||
| The sad part about growing up is seeing your heroes fail to live up to your expectations. | ||||||
| For whatever reason, I'm hearing M83 everywhere as of lately. | ||||||
| hashahhaha awesome | ||||||
| champ. | ||||||
| well now i know everyone is suffering through out the recession and knowing is half the battle | ||||||
| also porkchop sandwiches |
+5 | |||||
| CObra COMmander, I suggest we do a HOSTile take over of all pizza delivery companies
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| hello??? hello??? | ||||||
| LAWL! | ||||||
| Could use a smidge more polend |
-1 | |||||
| Hahahahaah, it made me cry... laughing. | ||||||
| F*ckin win | ||||||
| "I was once-sssss a man..." |
+2 | |||||
| "But your a woman..." | ||||||
| Haha I guess everybody is taking a hit from the recession. I heard that the Auto Bots laid off half their workers and now they work as garbage disposals | ||||||
| well um, heh ehehheh kid it aint recycling day | ||||||
| Haf of it is because it's just funny to begin with. | ||||||
| maybe he can get a job viping vindows. |
+1 | |||||
| This is so unrealistic. Cobra commander would have just wasted their asses! | ||||||
| awesome | ||||||
| its good to know that the tough economic times have penetrated even into the criminal underbelly of society. | ||||||
| This is degrading! | ||||||
| gave you a 5 for the added hand+gun at the end. nice addition. | ||||||
| Yeah but it was a single action 1911 and the hammer wasn't c*cked. Therefore it would not shoot. | ||||||
| It would be great if those bums who ran the banks and car companies did what Cobra Commander did at the end instead of running off with our money. | ||||||
| ROFL | ||||||
| Too soon. |
+1 | |||||
| I loved the part with Destro's tank | ||||||
| Oh man that's hilarious. Great job. | ||||||
| +1 for cobra commander | ||||||
| Gun should've been a laser |
+5 | |||||
| lolol | ||||||
| this is full of win! | ||||||
| This is degrading. | ||||||
| OH MAI GAAAH *shoots* | ||||||
| Quite possibly the saddest YTMND I've ever seen. | ||||||
| Have a F*ckingMedal™ | ||||||
| haha! | ||||||
| 5'd for anal sex reference | ||||||
| :~( | ||||||
| gonna check this one out later today! | ||||||
| that's so hardcore epic. Damn. If the G I Joe characters were suddenly thrust into real life, THIS is what would happen XD
I really got a kick out of this. Thank you for your hard work arranging this one! | ||||||
