Jack Bauer sees so much cheetos.

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It's hard to stay mad when there's so much Cheetos in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm eating them all at once, and it's too much. My stomach fills up like a balloon that's about to burst.

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Was I supposed to cheese myself? cuz I just did.

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DANGEROUSLY UNFUNNY

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^accurate self-description

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aww whats the matter? do you want to suck the authors c*ck and downvoting wont let you f*ck him?

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no, you're just trying too hard

+5

I'd be more worried about lodged Cheetos on that break

+4

woa

+3

This is Andy Dufresne music, is it not?

it is not

+3

hah

+1

5'd for the background color. Nothing else matters.

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can someone give me a link to something on the internet that I can watch so that I can understand this?

+2

He who controls the Cheetos controls the Universe.

+2

Nice, but you ruined it a little by trying to make it a commercial.

+1

the fact that it's a commercial boosted it from a 4 to a 5 for me.

+2

heh, yeah I guess I'd only expect like gr33nscr33n to pick up on my subtle sarcasm ;)

non-commercial cheetos...I dream of that world.

I'd rather bang her than Mena Suvari's bony ass

+3

Cheetos are for fat people.

+4

i am fat people

+13

Cheetos are for CRAB PEOPLE

-2

^^funny comment, ^unfunny comment

At first I thought mik3m made a Cheetos site, then came the brilliance.

+2

The falling bag symbolizes man's tragic existence in a world of temptation.

+9

that actually helped me

+7

That's why I paid a plasitc surgeon big bucks for a bag lift.

Cheesy goodness.

+2

lovely

+2

No thanks

I'm sorry..... I'm not like that.....SPOILER= but please don't shoot me later like in the movie.

Excessive commercialization to the extreme.

+2

lol. wtf is up with you guys and Cheetos?

Do you have a problem with Cheetos, sir?

Honestly I dont think Cheetos is the cheesiest.

+1

I 5'd half way through... and then I saw Jack Bauer. lawl

+3

Lol I like this cheetos fad

+2

I saw a Cheeto caught in the wind. It was... beautiful. I had to film it.

+1

4

+4

Papa Chester is proud.

+1

nice nice nice

I was eating Doritos when i watched this.

+2

I may be dying from an infection.

+2

WH04

+5

CH33T05

+5

Cheetos Tubgirl

+3

yes I was waiting for something like this

+2

TES!

+1

This is me jacking off in the shower I mean eating Cheetos in the morning (same thing really). This will be the highlight of my day.

+1

HAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHA

+1

Liked the end, but -1 for the hideous creature in the beginning

+1

Best. Fad. Evar.

Such a poignant moment, shared with the world.

+2

cheetos despair

+2

great, fat ugly goth chick in a tub full of cheetos. exactly what i want to see

I'm American and I'm fat, deal with it.

It is actually called "Any Other Name".

+2

thanks

I still owe you a sponsorship, right?

+1

Have you picked one?

Sponsored for the cost of 2 single serve bags of Cheetos.

+1

LOL - thanks man

max likes this site

bauer tears stole my