in before mccain rehydrates them

+11

Hello my name is drew pickles and I have a massive c*ck. I love to stick my c*ck everywhere and cover things in cum, mostly the insides of male *ssh*les. However if there are no hot guy asses around for me to penetrate I will settle for lesser things like hot sandwiches and bottles of wine. If there are only women around then I guess I will f*ck them but only if I get to stick my dick through their pussy and out of their *ssh*le, which I am allowed to do because I am drew pickles and no one can resist

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fightin, savin babies, makin love to women, breakin the news

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+16

Geralts.

Oh sh*t now trolls everywhere are gonna start using hamgasm's formula

actually not my formula, it's Rafe's formula from the Geraldo:Baby hero comments.

I live to serve. *bows*

+1

5'd for song choice.

Hall and Oates rules!

Thank geraldo for the song choice. I'm thinking about making a new remix since this one seems popular enough to waste more time on.

+1

I can't get enough of his "NNNNNGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH"

+1

That's not gonna help. Give that little baby a job and make him work for his goddamn strained vegetables.

+4

We just need to get them here to America where there's food stamps, welfare checks, government programs and lines at the drug clinics.

+1

DONT SEND MONEY TO NIGERIA

+2

- I AM DR; ANISUL MASARI, HEAD OF AUDITING AND ACCOUNTING DEPARTMENT OF BANK OF AFRICA Nigeria. PLEASE INDICATE YOUR INTEREST TO RECEIVE THE TRANSFER OF US$17.5M, 55% FOR ME AND 35% FOR YOU. WHILE 10% WILL BE SET ASIDE FOR ANY EXPENSES INCURRED DURING THE BUSINESS, YOU WILL STAND AS THE NEXT OF KIN TO MY LATE CUSTOMER WHO DIED ON A PLANE CRASH LIVING NO BODY BEHIND, SEND ALL YOUR PERSONAL INFORMATION LIKE ----YOUR FULL NAME, COUNTRY, TELLPHONE NUMBER, AGE, OCCUPATION FOR FULL TRUST.

+2

Nyush, ya see? Nyush, ya see?

+2

Look at this little baby. There's so many little babies. Nyrzh, you see, nyrzh, you see, nyrzh, you see, I—I— It's just not—I mean—nyrzh, it's not, you know—nyrzh, you see, I—I—I got the baby. What the hell? You know I have a baby. Look in the face of baby. What the hell?

+8

hey wisdumcube

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Do I know you?

+8

look under your ballsack

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I see.

+8

you really should shave down there you know, its like a jungle

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you can look under my ball sack

+8

you can't break those balls

+9

AUAUAHGGHGGUAHGUAGHHHH!H!HH!!H!H!

+5

with club sauce....

+3

And that's what real women need.

+2

Where's the beef?

+1

Go ahead, make my day!

+1

Eat my shorts!

+1

NOT!

+1

I bent my Wookie

+3

^OK now that one was actually funny.

+1

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhahahahahhahahaha

Geraldo

being eaten by wild babies is really one of the worst deaths possible

+4

at least wild babies have sharp teeth...what about the domesticated ones? that would take like a week

+4

Geraldo was moved to tears by kanye's performance at obamathon yesterday. NYURSH u see?

+2

perfection!

How do you get people who haven't voted since August to log in to 5 a head paste over someone else site? Honestly, I want in on that.

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I don't know.

I think they really like Geraldo.

+5

Geraldo Riviera is saving them from satan in rock music by turning them into notes for Baby Hero Encore: Rocks thee

Needs to be a John McCain and bottled hot water version of this

+1

not crazy over it, but good editing nonetheless

GERALDOTMND

Upvoted with all my alts. Except for Cumion. I like that one to think different.

+8

This is funny, because without alts there would really only be 27 users

+2

This reminds me of another Geraldo w/ babies site. I think from when he was in Louisiana after Katrina.

Geraldo's showing his NYURSH face.

+2

5'd for this comment.

i voted for McCain

+2

gerlawldo

hey wisdumcube

wisdumcube has alts.

1

-2

Not that good. Even less original than most ytmnds.

-2

I really like your Lol, japanese art ytmnd though. If that's any consolation.

What the hell?

instant 5 for Out of Touch

Was this music on GTA : Vice City ?

He even hydrates them, too, how considerate.

Another convenience of the industrial revolution.

+1

HAHAHAHAH insta-classic pickle

NERTCH KASEE NERTCH KASEE NERTCH KASEE

Look at these babies They're gonna love my nuts

WHAT THE HELL?!?

Look at this little baby... there are so many little babies.. NERTCH KASEE NERTCH KASEE NERTCH KASEE... I! I! It's just not, I mean, NERTCH! It's not, ya know, NERTCH KASEE! I! I! I, got, the baby. WHAT THE HELL!?!? You know I have the baby, look in my face to the baby WHAT THE HELL!?!?

What is this crap?

-2

N*gg*rs don't deserve food.

-1

Nnnnnnnnghhh ya see, Nnnnngghhh ya, I-I I got the baby, what the hell?!

I'll 5 this if you make him breast feed them.

make em say ughhh

Alright 3'd for the great image edits.

broken nose Geraldo would have been badass.

Like a battleship on patrol.

nook you see nook you see