awesome website!

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FREE GAZA

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Welcome to mallcop dot y t m n d dot com.. A mall cop is a security guard that patrols the mall looking for crime and stuff.

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He has time for arts and crafts, but doesn't have time for an update..

+10

I like gold

Nice to see max is still hacked

+8

gaza is burning because islam is a fake religion jesus christ is the only way to get into heaven and until they accept jesus as their lord and savior they will never know peace

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Heh, i cracked the code and left max a voicemail :D

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I gave you one star because it's like the star of David

+14

I completely forgot about going to see that movie.

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Rolo Tony brown town, check yourself right at the door. Give us all some Rolos, you know you've got to give us some more, of those Rolos.

+2

1'd for banning my 18 alts

+13

nf

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so how do i get one

CALL 866-YTMND-OK

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you know i didn't vote on this site at first because i didn't get it. Then i saw who made it and 5'd it.

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Hello my name is drew pickles and I have a massive c*ck. I love to stick my c*ck everywhere and cover things in cum, mostly the insides of male *ssh*les. However if there are no hot guy asses around for me to penetrate I will settle for lesser things like hot sandwiches and bottles of wine. If there are only women around then I guess I will f*ck them but only if I get to stick my dick through their pussy and out of their *ssh*le, which I am allowed to do because I am drew pickles and no one can resist

-7

best ytmnd or best ytmnd ever?

Sounds at the end like he says, "Those Dildos"

muslims are the reason there are wars in the world christianity and judaism are religions of peace and tolerance but islam is a demonic religion created by the devil to kill rape and destroy, bush was a true christian president who understood the need to battle this horrible fake religion. but obama is secretly a terrorist so america will face gods wraith soon for its horrific sin of accepting islam and homosexuality

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max is white?

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blue eyed soul?

jew gold bath

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sexy hand

fingersmoke

+1

tony rolo brown town

WS

normally my comment would be "this site will be killed™" regardless of my vote. but the last time I did that on a max site he deleted my account so here is a 5 and the best of luck to you

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GREETINGS TO YOU, THE LUCKY FINDER OF THIS GOLDEN TICKET FROM MR. MAX GOLDBERG

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I haven't got sh*t.

+2

It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You stole fizzy lifting drinks. You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get NOTHING! You lose! Good day sir!

+2

I called the number, and if that's you, max, then You have the most lethargic sounding voice I've ever heard.

-2

will there be psychedelic boat rides

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IN YOUR WILDEST DREAMS YOU CAN NOT IMAGINE THE MARVELOUS SURPRISES THAT AWAIT YOU.

+2

Where is it?!

I haven't been out of bed in twenty years.

+13

I havan't been out of my mama's basement in twenty years

+3

Im still waiting for that $14.08 refund on the site i sponsored and YOU deleted.

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Not $14.08! How can you make ends meet without $14.08? My heart goes out to you.

+2

I want a bean feast.

+2

Why dont all you people suck his c*ck while you're at it?

-1

I wanna ride the boat in the chocolate river! Chocolate? CHOCOLATE?! COCCLLATTTTEEEE!!!!!

+1

Do we win a tour of your attic and get lifetime downvotes or something

Best site by max ever.

Max-McKenzie

no

5 for tim and eric

hmm max shows up and "mysteriously" theres a whole bunch of new adds on the site... hmmmm MAX SHARE YOUR JEW GOLD!

+2

Also Kevin James is overrated and overFAT

MAX i always wanted to tell you i love your site that has sean connery saying "you're the man now dog"

+17

hehe

+3

YTMND= Gaza Strip

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sheshe

+2

Dragonheart was better.... So was Entrapment

-2

Man Do I Ever Love The Tim & Eric Random Show Starring Spagett

+2

ohHOOO yeah

+1

MAX keeps his business card in his purse.

-1

I was about to 1 this untill I heard the music, then yeah,...

PAUL COP WITH BLART MALL

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This site makes me hard! LOOK AT ME! UP AND ABOUT! WATCH MY SPEED!

Corvulva?

What a lovely thing for me to find as soon as I wake up. Good job max, creative indeed.

Much better than that time you cut your hand off and made a site

Ooh ooh do we get a chance to recieve one of those if we submit a site? Also will you give the lucky contestants a tour of where all the magic happens?

Come with me and we'll be In a world of pure imagination Take a look and you'll see Into your imagination We'll begin with a spin Traveling in a world of my creation Look and see We'll defy explanation

+1

Yes I do boat tours through my apartment.

+21

I bet there are tiny Connery-loompas everywhere.

-5

f*ck off max your a f*ggot

-3

Apartment? nice try max but GOLDBERG=JEWISH=RICH=MANSION....

-1

An apartment of Max is sort of like the Tardis. It's bigger on the inside.

Don't let Tim Burton get a hold of it.

+7

BTW Mall Cop is a very good movie with a well thought out script. I urge all of you to drop what you're doing and go see it immediately.

How long are you gonna celebrate thanksgiving for?

-1

rofl I like that it says I'm a fellow colleague

Come and live with me in peace and safety, away from all the Wangdoodles and Hornswogglers and Snozzwangers and rotten Vermicious Knids.

FACT: Paul Blart is NOT A BLACK MAN!

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He's not even from the mall!

+4

lawl

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ROLO'S

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This is a trap so max can rape the winner

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This one's for your pepper!

-3

Hey Pep Pep! I Love My Shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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BEST T&EAS,GJ! QUOTE EVAR,

+1

tim and the other guy FTW!

I love Frank Caliendo, he will be great as MALL COP.

Did you go and lay yourself off?

+1

omg look at that subtle off gold coloring..

Max has no Class. Its his day off. Class resumes tomorrow at 9am.

-4

thanks, and i'd just gotten that song out of my head from that day you set it as background music.

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check yourself at the door gimme some more gimme some more gimme some more of your ytmnd

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i just noticed you grew your thumb back.

-4

rick rolled

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lo i ge t is gld cus hs a jw LOOLLOLOOLOL

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hahaha nice to see your a fan of Tim and Eric. gotta love this song

Max, I found a similar card under my bed sheets... does that mean I get to visit your wonderful YTMND factory?

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that's my ticket to freedom

+2

mac ripped off the user LCadwallader by saying website in the description

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I WANT A GOLDEN TICKET MAX, AND I WANT IT NOW!!!

-1

Veruca, sweetheart, Im not a magician!

Thank you for using Rolo Tony, that made my day

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For great justice

-4

Max... you're turning violet...

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There better be 2 of them, and they better be to Paradise.

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1st

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who do you give business cards?

+5

college chicks

+7

high school chicks

baby chicks

chicks with dicks

+9

gabbly... and gabbly's willing friends....

3

Appropriate.

+2

I'll take the associated chocolate bar.

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MAX MADE A SITE! MUST 5 IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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FAKE!!!! This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong. This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max was unhappy with his fighting abilities and decided he'd be much tougher if he got elf ear surgery, and had Baja follow him around playing an ocarina wherever he went. The result was that he got beat up more often, even with the shooting sword sound effect. Go figure.

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You're a crook. You're a cheat and a swindler! That's what you are! How could you do a thing like this? Build up a little boy's hopes and then smash all his dreams to pieces! You're an inhuman monster!

+1

I'm Tom Hanks. Tom Hanks.

forget the magical wonder, I want me some damn rollos

-2

I want the Rolo's, PLEASE!

-2

Come with me And you'll be In a world of Pure imagination Take a look And you'll see Into your imagination We'll begin With a spin Traveling in The world of my creation What we'll see Will defy Explanation If you want to view paradise Simply look around and view it Anything you want to, do it Wanta change the world? There's nothing To it

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There is no Life I know To compare with Pure imagination Living there You'll be free If you truly wish to be If you want to view paradise Simply look around and view it Anything you want to, do it Wanta change the world? There's nothing To it There is no Life I know To compare with Pure imagination Living there You'll be free If you truly Wish to be

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lol I beat you to it

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but mine includes all the lyrics and dave c*ckrum

-1

its funny because its a thing

A gay thing.

+1

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Damn Max its called macro, set your camera on it...I'VE GOT A MAGIC TICKET

I DONT UNDERSTAND ANY OF THIS someone plz tell me how to whats up?

also, 5 this bcaus max made it. oh, look.....EVERYONE ALREADY HAS!!!!!!!!!!!!! ah hahahahhahaahhahaah

wait is there an actual contest here or is this just a site? am i a dumiot?

IM SO CONFUSED WHAT IS GOING ON?????????????

+4

max, before you sober up, 5 all 5##hundred of my sites and leave cool red comments on them

+2

god f*ck off max you fat f*cking jew f*ggot go suck a dick n*gg*r loving c*nt

+2

max still hasn't come down from his massive tryptophan high, apparently.

Fine choice of song. It's my ringtone! But you're still a f*ggot.

+4

Weird, I suddenly have a craving for some rolo's.

+1

Not handing out a five to the moderator? Why, I feel so ... rebellious.

no, I'm a moderator, he's the administrator.

+5

Default damager, with the ill behavior.

See you at the Nokia Theatre January 30th. Great Job!

5, because its the max

children gather round and say: rollo tony brown town check yoself right at the door, give us all some rollos you know you got to give us some more, of those rollos!

Can I have that ticket?

No You Cannot have Pie™

hey max, is that the ticket you and dr1337 use to pick up chicks and get laid

+2

This many because you call yourself "Mr" Max Goldberg instead of just "Max"

If this was made by anyone besides max, it would not be rated so high!

A-SPAGHETT!

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I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I knowI know I know I know I know I know I know I know I knowI know I know I know I know I know I know I know I knowI know I know I know I know I know I know I know I knowI know I know I know I know I know I know I know I knowI know I know I know I know I know I know I know I knowI know I know

+1

garbage

-2

I +'d your comment so that it says -1 by it, therefore people will think that it was Max alone that bitterly downvoted it.

-1

Who bitterly downvoted this?

You have lost it.

-1

"Exchange this ticket for one Yiddish Cup"

max's first site since the 60's, gotta five it

lol Nice business card. I love the site max. I view it daily.

Awesome site! Reminds me of http://supermariolostlevels.ytmnd.com/

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You know what they say of internet admins with small hands...

Hey Pep-pep!

+1

There's my chippy

this site sucks. BUT max made it and everyone NEEDS to kiss his ass...

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Stick a rolo in your hole'o

funny?

-2

just when I thought everyone was dead that remembered this joke... awwww

What the f*ck you pussy! Why did you blurt out your cell phone number! If you're going to put stuff on the internet, don't be a f*cking pussy about it.

-1

Being the admin allows you to upload sh*tty ytmnds without them getting 1'd.

-1

OK. Fine. You are redeemed.

RANDOM COMMENT TRYING TO GET MAX'S ATTENTION HOPING HE WILL REPLY TO ME LOL

+2

Needs moar Willy Wonka and less Tim and Eric

-1

I never thought, my life could be. Anything but catastrophe. But I login to YTMND. With a bit of good luck for me. Cause I've got a golden ticket. I have a golden user name!

+1

YTMND is dying out faster than bees.

-1

jewish c*nt

-1

If I visit the office can I have an official ytmnd pen?

look at them greasy money grabbers

5'd for Tim And Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! song.

i love tim and eric

OK MAX