Engage.

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engayge LOOLOL

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lol awesome

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Mr. Laforge, ready the retractable cup-holders... ENGAGE.

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i liek ur site fourest lol am vote 4

Counting the cars on the New Jersey Turnpike

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They've all — come — to look for America

There, are, four, lights

The lines must be drawn HERE.

I'd kill myself before I took a road trip with the Count. I don't know how Picard puts up with it.

"ONE car! TWO cars! THREE cars! FOUR cars! FIVE cars! SIX cars! SEVEN cars! EIGHT cars! NINE cars! TEN cars! ELEVEN cars! TWELVE cars! THIRTEEN cars! FOURTEEN cars! FIFTEEN cars! SIXTEEN cars! SEVENTEEN cars! EIGHTEEN cars! NINETEEN cars! TWENTY cars! TWENTY-ONE cars! TWENTY-TWO cars! TWENTY-THREE cars! TWENTY-FOUR cars! TWENTY-FIVE cars! TWENTY-SIX cars! TWENTY-SEVEN cars! TWENTY-NINE cars! THIRTY cars! THIRTY-ONE cars! THIRTY-TWO cars! THIRTY-THREE cars! THIRTY-FOUR cars! THIRTY-FIVE cars! THIRTY-SIX..."

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AH AH AH.

March on, Dew Army.

Captain Picard on the New Jersey Turnpike. 5.

15E.

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wierd, it's like kathy's song has been following me the last couple days.

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How funny, I just recently discovered this song and fell in love with it.

Wow, took me a WHILE to hear "counting the cars" instead of Captain Picard.

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Count and Picard on the NJ turnpike

Old people driving down the middle of the road is frightening in any century.

I LIKE HOW HE'S DRIVING IN BOTH LANES

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I like the alpine scenery in the back window.

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I like how he's driving in the reverse direction of the roadsigns.

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I like big butts and I cannot lie.

+4

That's pretty normal for the New Jersey turnpike.

+8

I like how he dishes out the money to have a European licensed vehicle shipped across the Atlantic Ocean to New Jersey.

+4

I like how he wears his Star Trek outfit even when driving in traffic.

i like how he's driving some car from another planet in america.

i like to touch myself at night

+1

I like how the licence plate isn't properly labeled.

14a is bayonne

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PLEASE GO TAKE A SH*T SIR!

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Oh my God...best ever Dew Army...plus I'm from New Jersey.

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Gonna bookmark this song so I remember to add it to my iPod

You're actually getting better - keep it up and maybe some day your sites can be as good as mine

+2

I'm off Exit 3

BOO

Exit 16W Nets

Took a while to realize it was Cap'n Picard rather than Countin the Cars as the orig lyrics.. thus 4.. but the 4 is cuz you used Picard, who rocks. Nice.

caupten pecard

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har har

Captains Log, Stardate 12.17-2008...Ive been traveling through New Jersey on the wrong side of the road in an attempt to make contact with another mysterious lifeform....the Jersey Devil.

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It's not as fun as it looks, even with the Picard song blasting.

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f*ck new jersey

Pacard needs to pick a lane.

F*ckin Jersey drivers

He's Driving OVER THE LINE!

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Even though THE LINE MUST BE DRAWN HERE!

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WRONG WAY!!

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i take the garden state parkway instead... less truckers

They are not allowed on the Parkway, no kidding.

parkway is nicer

Too many Tolls on the Garden State parkway. Its still alot nicer then the pike, much easier to get anywhere in the state from the Gsp I just dont like stopping every ten exits.

Why doesn't the license plate say NCC1701D? Why is he driving a Vauxhall Corsa in New Jersey? This is a travesty!

+1

Would it be better if he was driving a Ford Galaxy?

+5

Could be worse, could be an Enterprise rent-a-car.

+4

Old people shouldn't be allowed to drive

starships.

+2

Teenage ninja jenga turtles

Indeed indeed

Needs toll booths

+3

instant 5'd.

Fantastic

Nice update! FAV is maintained

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lol, kind of like... boring.

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zomg it sounds like hes saying counting the cars on the new jersey turnpike

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Nice idea, but weak execution. Would have lulzed more over the Count and Pacard on the New-Jersey-Turnpike... "Seven Pacard... ah, ah, ah!"

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and so it was

+1

make it so

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the Count adds much depth to this otherwise shallow New Jersey turnpike.

+2

Needs count dooku instead (maybe tom cruise + oprah joke?)

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I liked it better as Captain.

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makes a world of difference with count

At first I was like :| But then I :D

Count and Picard on the New Jersey Turnpike.

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Fearcondom: Delivering A+ content since 6/6/2006 OH WTF? 666? that explains it.

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Picard AND the Count in one ytmnd... pfffttt.. insta 5

The look on Picard's face tells me he wants to get out of New Jersey.

+3

That car aint from around here

wow

I can't tell that it's New Jersey because you made the sky blue

+1

Obviously a new mega-classic involving Picard. He made it so.

After a while they need to crash.

Get rid of the count you made it less funny. Un fav'd as a result.

You've destroyed the straightforward simplicity of the original.

There have been a lot of YTMND that make acronyms their titles to hide their meaning, but this one looked like it was an actual word to me, or an abbreviation. I was like "Capote Ninja Time?! THAT'S AMAZING!" Subsequently, your YTMND was underwhelming, sir.

^ best critique of a site yet.

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you should of just made an other one instead of editing this one.

+1

are you literally retarded (not trying to be mean)

+1

1'd for that god-awful animation.

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