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| Site Title: | Ghost of Christmas Present reveals all | ||||||||||
| Site Domain: | robe.ytmnd.com | ||||||||||
| Created by: | dmaz | ||||||||||
| Created on: | 2008-12-18 12:23:41 | ||||||||||
| Image Origin: | A Christmas Carol (1984) + Edits | ||||||||||
| Sound Origin: | A Christmas Carol (1984) | ||||||||||
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| Description: | The Ghost of Christmas Present is always trying to create opportunities for himself to whip out his junk. | ||||||||||
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| Total Votes: | 1,022 | ||||||||||
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| lol cover them! Also, DMAZ! I love you dmaz. How's your little brother? (Gabbly.) |
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| He's pretty fabulous. He's more into the youtube poops now than YTMND tho, haha |
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| Nice of the princess to invite us to a picnic Gay Luigi? |
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| Agh YOSHI NO LIKE BALLS! |
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| ^perfect comment MAH BOI! |
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| What makes this so masterful is that every single second of this feels like it's the punchline. If there's any negative to this, it's that laughing for one moment might cause you to miss several more moments of hilarity. Also, this clip has been looking for the internet since 1984. |
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| I think this site single-handedly saved ytmnd...for now. |
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| good job with the censor mosaic |
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| Damn, I need to get onto making my Christmas site. |
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| epic domain grab |
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| OMFG, THEY'RE SHAVED AND READY TO GO. |
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| I've got big balls, I've got big balls, and they're such big balls, dirty big balls. And he's got big balls,
and she's got big balls, BUT THIS GHOSTS GOT THE BIGGEST BALLS OF THEM ALL! |
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| The fact that they're censored just makes it that much better |
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| He takes "sounding off like he's got a pair" to a whole new plateau. |
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| atributetodmaz.ytmnd.com |
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| l,ao | ||||||
| gaaaaabb |
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| I tired to keep a straight face, until he said "ignorance" and "want." |
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| They're hidden... but they live... oh yes... they live. |
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| If you watch the entire thing, there were so many more epic lines like this ^ but with the 3 MB limit I couldn't fit them all and still have a quality f*ggy short film. Anyone is more than welcome to sequel it up if they want to. |
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| looked more like tits to me, but heck, it's a dmaz site. 5'd. | ||||||
| Notedog, you're so right. |
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| I acctually saw this movie on AMC and when I was two children instead of two balls, I cried. |
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| Was instead of saw? Somebodies dyslexic! But seriously, that man could have said anything in place of "ignorance and want" and it would still be hilarious. | ||||||
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| Brilliant. | ||||||
| ha ha. balls. |
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| cojones |
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| so glad it wasn't a midget |
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| Deeezzz Nuts | ||||||
| It seems that want is bigger than ignorance. |
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| fav! | ||||||
| They even frikkin jiggle a bit when he pulls back the robe, outstanding stuff! |
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| Haha I was hoping someone would notice the jiggle. Only the best for you guys. |
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| or worst, depending on how you want to look at it. |
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| How can you NOT notice the jiggle?! | ||||||
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| Don't like wangs, Wang? |
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| DarthWang lost his junk in a tragic lightsaber accident. |
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| I think he's downvoting for absence of wang |
+12 | |||||
| He's downvoting because seeing balls reminds him of the time his mom left him blue balled |
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| He suffers from Elephantestitus... aka, basketball nuts. |
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-21 [show comment] |
| or maybe this site is just the highest rated site ever |
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-19 [show comment] |
| or maybe YOU just suck. |
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-17 [show comment] |
| Oh yeah I remember those days, didn't have an account at the time tho. Fourest, Nutnics and the gang still made funny sites like they do now. |
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-18 [show comment] |
| It was easier to pretend that 2005 was the golden era of ytmnd before Max put the Worthwhile section back on the front page. Now you'll have to face facts: The Emperor has no clothes. |
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| ^Brother, you are right. |
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-14 [show comment] |
| 4.8 nuff said |
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| Shouldn't you be banned by now. |
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-12 [show comment] |
| Basketball nuts?? Sounds like a disease I want! |
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| in fairness this really shouldnt be the highest rated site ever. That's not to say its not f*cking hilarious, cos it is. theres just better stuff out there. | ||||||
| :) |
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| B 0: |
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| NEDM |
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| this site will be killed™ | ||||||
| A flawless, hilarious edit that makes sense. It's also not about shoes. |
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| You also have to be pretty arrogant to name your balls. |
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| You'd have to have to have a large set of balls, metaphorically, to name your large set of balls. |
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| You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang. |
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| If you have to be arrogant to name your ballz, how arrogant do you have to be to five them separate names? |
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| Prospero, Merlin, Fievel, Alfred, Sparkles |
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| I think the Patrick Stewart version of Christmas Carol was probably the best, except for maybe the muppets one. lolol |
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| Yeah. For instance, I'm walking along, and I see this beautiful Ghost of Christmas Present, and I think I'd like to see him naked, and so all his clothes fall off. |
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| Muppets christmas carol certainly the best, hahahha |
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| the best one was made in 1951 |
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| Also pretty damn epic music for a nutsack-flashing |
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| And rightfully so, Joe. But three of a kind always beats a pair. | ||||||
| giblets |
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| You just gave my favorite Christmas movie all new meaning, for that, I thank ye for this YTMND |
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| I named mine Hector and Agamemnon |
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| Needs more Goofy twirling his ears and scrunching his nose. |
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| Finally! dmaz makes a new site and this one is one of his funniest. "Look here beneath my robe!" wow. |
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| THE HORROR |
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| THE MEXICAN BORDER |
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| cover them, i do not wish to seem them... |
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| i thought as much! |
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| Elephantiasis FTW. |
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| Up and Cumming |
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| You're a little absent-minded, spirit. |
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| NO I'M A LARGE ABSENTMINDED SPIRIT LOLOLOLOL |
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| my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater |
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| not funny |
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| nicely done |
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| Their names are Ignorance and Want. My wife wanted to name them Plato and Aristotle, but I punched that bitch in the face and told her to make me a sandwich named AWESOME. |
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| You guys do know that there are three other votes besides 1 and 5, right? |
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| this deserves a 5. nuff said |
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| shackleford1's votes: 220 5 star, 0 4 star, 0 3 star, 0 2 star, 58 1 star... just saying... | ||||||
| chill | ||||||
| If this doesn't deserve a 5, then what does? | ||||||
| This: www.self-reference.ytmnd.com | ||||||
| ! |
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| f*ck shaving, he must wax that sh*t |
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| It gets sweaty under that robe |
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| BEWARE OF THEM! |
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| Ignorance and Want |
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| that's some present awright |
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| Amazing |
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| good show dmaz. By the size of them bad boys they should be blue. |
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| lol, he's got trucknutz
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| ahahaha |
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| I honestly haven't 5'd something for months, but this deserves it |
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| and what in God's name is Patton doing in a porno with Jesus? |
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| *a porno starring Jesus |
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| This is the Christmas YTMND we've all been waiting for! |
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| God bless us every one! |
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| Good idea, i've been holding one in for a good while now |
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| OMGreatest |
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| LOL, nice... |
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| mroe liek BLALS LOLOLOLOLOL |
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| Donkey raping sh*t eater | ||||||
| He just looks so satisfied in the last frame |
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| ! |
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| You win, my friend. |
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| Oh, wow. This is awesome, if a little explicit. |
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| This is the most amazing YTMND ever. |
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| SILLY PUTTY | ||||||
| sites like this is what keeps YTMND alive and breathing |
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| Frankly I'm surprised to see you're still alive and breathing, fourest. Missing from ytmnd for three months without making 12 consecutive goodbye sites? I just came to the logical conclusion you were hit by a bus. |
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| Classic Dmaz godliness. |
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| MAKE DMAZ PINK |
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| instant classic, genius |
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| fap |
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| the balls are inert |
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| does that mean they don't work? |
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| Ignorance would have been bliss and oh gawd my eyes do not Want. Then again, I was expecting a horsedick here. It burns us, the five stars! |
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| I thought as much. |
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| Who keeps a Space Hopper under their... SWEET JESUS!! |
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| What's in the original? Little sniveling people? |
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| Two ragged, dirty little children. |
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| He shaves his balls? |
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| Ignorance and Want like to be clean-shaven. |
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| http://god.ytmnd.com/ |
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| One of the best YTMND's of all time. |
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| Honest to god, this is perfect. The facial expressions, the speech, the robe. Everything. |
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| as wisdumcube said, you just saved YTMND; |
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| http://marxmith.blogspot.com/search?q=+11617.9+ |
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| One of the most epic things I have ever seen. |
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| Those aren't names I'd give my balls. I'd call them Grampaface and Pruney. |
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| in the movie, what does he really show him under his robe? |
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| Two children. |
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| http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1v8CiJMp_3M |
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| The two kids under the robe.... thats pretty sketchy. |
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| The wrong testicle is sagging. | ||||||
| OMG! This YTMND is better then all my YTMND! IMPOSSIBILE! |
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| thank god, a YTMND that doesn't suck. just when i thought all hope was lost... |
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| my favorite part was the balls |
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| What did he name his c*ck, Tiny Tim? |
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| Need. When the Ghost needs you, it's time to be filled with the spirit of the holidays. |
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| Look upon deez! |
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| deez nuts! | ||||||
| Whos got big balls? Hes got big balls. | ||||||
| lol | ||||||
| thats funny i call my balls , "James Westfall" and "Dr. Kenneth Noisewater" oh and as for my penis is called the Octagon |
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| OMG HAWT |
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| hahha Ignorance and Want.. im gonna name my pair that. |
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| I do not wish to see them!
I figured as much! (smiles)
three cheers for Dmaz! |
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| Epic scrooge facial expressions. |
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| Epic spooge facial expressions: http://jizz.ytmnd.com |
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| the music makes it that much sweeter |
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| shweet | ||||||
| The look on Scrooge's face is priceless. |
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| LOOK HERE! BENEATH MY ROBE! |
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| *Testicles* | ||||||
| I should really name my balls |
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| The look on his face... priceless. |
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| What is that slapping noise 8 seconds in? |
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| This is one of those great sites where you think to yourself, "Why didn't I think of this!?" |
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| You f*cking suck, I was working on this EXACT f*cking site. |
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| Good site |
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| perfect |
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| Spot on, good chap! |
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| truck nuts? | ||||||
| it works all too well |
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| Immensely overrated |
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| That's what she said |
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| TRUCK NUTZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | ||||||
| LOOK HERE, BENEATH MY ROBE. |
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| This is mad f*ckin funny |
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| lol ho ho holy sh*t that was hilarious |
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| Five for using the George C Scott version, which is, as everyone knows, the best version of A Christmas Carol. |
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| w00t |
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| EPIC | ||||||
| I can't even guess what it was originally | ||||||
| http://www.cedmagic.com/featured/christmas-carol/1984-xmas-ignorance-want.html | ||||||
| He got balls saying that. |
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| How's it feel to have the top rated YTMND of all time? | ||||||
| MYSTERIOUSDISAPPEARANCEFROMFRONTPAGETMND | ||||||
| Oh, it was nsfw'd. Guess I can't argue with that. | ||||||
| Really? I censored this SPECIFICALLY so it wouldn't. But I guess whoever keeps NSFWing it thinks that YTMND should have standards on par with a preacher's wife forum rather than an internet humor community. |
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| Seriously though, I don't care too much and prolly won't fight the next one. It would be kind of sweet for the top rated to also be nsfw. I think it would speak volumes for the site as a whole. | ||||||
| Ignorance is the lower one. | ||||||
| I haven't logged in to YTMND since September 2007. That changed today when I returned to give this site a five. Well done, bravo! | ||||||
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| Yeah, there's no penis. |
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| Ah, leave him alone, he obviously never had sex ed in school and thinks the male sexual anatomy is collectively called the penis. |
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| lol semantics |
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| You mean you actuallu HAD sex in school, cretin? | ||||||
| LOLOMG |
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| "You there, what day is this!?"
"why sir, it is Palm Sunday!" |
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| I came. |
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| 1'd because you're a f*ggot, alright?! | ||||||
| PERFECT! |
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| "I do not wish to see them." - That's a lie and we all know it. |
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| Welcome to Gabbly! Learn how to make money from hosting a chat by registering your name here! gabbly.com/ytmnd.com | ||||||
| Lol, I have the shared password to this account | ||||||
| apparently christmas cums more than once a year huh.... | ||||||
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| idc how many people downvote this kind of stuff, this ytmnd has no business with a 4.7+ average rating...horrible |
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| NESer i thought you liked balls |
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| cool opinion aatwoson. if the majority agreed with you, i'm sure it would be 4.4. But they don't. YTMND can do whatever YTMND wants. Its business is its own and no one can say otherwise. |
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| I can now retract my statement, seeing as how the score went down and I do like testicles. Vote stays the same though. |
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| Fair enough, fair enough. Don't act like you wouldn't have fived it if it were a DarthWang site though. | ||||||
| Since I haven't upvoted a darthwang site in ages, I probably wouldn't have. |
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| This site is underrated. |
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| If you knock off three stars from the current score, that claim could have some merit... | ||||||
| Perfect beyond belief. |
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| DEATH TO ALL YOUTUBE POOP! MORE OF THIS!! |
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| nick sack santa. |
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| That sucked...what a f*cking waste of time. 1STAR. |
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| f*ck. win! |
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| I thought I 5'd this...late to the ball sack party. | ||||||
| I see very, very little that can top this. |
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| daamn he must have got those things waxed...they're so shiny... |
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| Wow what a rating! Way to earn it dude |
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| I have bigger balls. | ||||||
| 4.73 average? As in one of the highest rated ytmnds ever? Gimme a f*ckin break. |
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| i personally believe this site is awwwwwwwwight |
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| Scrooge looks like he wants to grab his nuts. His facial expressions make it funny... |
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| I call mine "Tim" and "Tom", and my schwanger "Pete". |
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| awesome. 5d |
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| Thank you for a great Yuletide Lol! |
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| dmaz |
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| hilarious |
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| BALLZ |
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