Fart and Cumming

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if you made NEDM pop up after that long stare it woulda been EPICC.. followed by lasers and explosions.. i woulda loved u forever.

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Up and Farting

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ROFL OMG HOW HILARIOUS SOMEONE FARTING MAKES YTMND F*GGOTS GO CRAZY AND PASS OUT LAUGHING GO STICK YOUR DICK IN A RUNNING BLENDER YOU F*CKING WORTHLESS PIECE OF SH*T YOUR A F*GGOT SO IS EVERYONE ON YTMND

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Yeah, everything would be so much better if it all conformed to the same exact fad everything else conforms to. This is the only juvenile farting site that actually works.

+1

What, he used the force.

+1

F*ck yeeeeaaa

+1

I am shocked no one here realized this was an EPIC DOMAIN GRAB.

not the ONLY juvenile farting site that works: http://gahdamnit.ytmnd.com/

Hooray for retarded button pushing

+1

welcome to ytmnd you filthy animal. and a happy new year.

+2

I'll give you to the count of 10 to say excuse me.

+2

1, 2, 10

+4

Take that ya filthy animal..

+4

I could understand it if it was 11. At least it'd be 3 in binary.

-1

What money?

+1

the fact that i'm stoned made this even funnier

-3

thank goneja for ganja

+4

5

+2

you can't break that wind

+11

I... can break... that wind...

+11

AUAUAHGGHGGUAHGUAGHHHH!H!HH!!H!H!

+15

you can't break that wind

+3

I... can break... that wind...

+5

you can't break that wind

+5

AUAUAHGGHGGUAHGUAGHHHH!H!HH!!H!H!

+5

you can't break that wind

+4

you can't break that C-C-C-C-C COMBO BREAKER!!

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AUAUAHGGHGGUAHGUAGHHHH!H!HH!!H!H!

+4

generous 3

+4

:)

+1

Not so generous 5

+1

D:<

+1

5/5 for pensive stares. This was nicely done, not quite for a fav, but really funny.

+3

You stay classy, ytmnd.

+4

are you duplicating the first frame with a 0 second delay to prevent the first frame skipping, the first time it loaded it didn't time right

+2

great domain grab too

+5

I thought the phantom menace was one that could be smelled but not heard?

+6

I LOL'd

+1

thank you

+2

The stares won this for me...

+2

really? 5? I voted 5 when this was just made. Now look at it. I need to stop overvoting

-1

you've altered your vote. i pray you do not alter it any futher.

+10

This website is getting worse all the time...

+4

i was waiting for someone to say that for me :)

I've got your back, buddy.

+2

I loved it! It was great! Well it was pretty good... it was okay it's awful, it's terrible TAKE IT AWAY BOOOOO BOOOOOOOOO

+7

funny comment mcroix

Well, its pretty funny. I liked the really extended silence. I am not one to laugh at fart jokes though...ever sine I watched Idiocracy at least.

LCD

+1

I guess it's true what they say about the most sincere form of flattery. This looks a lot like a video I made and put on YouTube, with an added fart. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7thq-84O7A Which in turn of course looks like part of a movie George made and put on spinny discs.

-1

Definitely the same still frames I took. But this version is also funny in its own way.

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fart jokes hehe

Add tons of really loud and long fart sounds for 10 minutes at the end

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nnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

+3

F*GGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-3

EPIC FART JOKE

+2

A whiff of Bat gas! The farts are strong with this one.

+2

i love that obi wan keeps smiling at him like cmon man you woulda done the same thing.

+4

Smiley Farts are the sincerest form of Flatulence.

+3

I smell sth

+2

The Phantom Anus

+3

Funny fart j0k3s

-6

bat gas was better

-1

i agree

-3

3 for perfect timing. the M stands for michael and the D is for diamonds.

+1

So THAT'S why the negotiations were short!

+1

Incredible. Even my girlfriend likes this one, and she hates YTMND.

+2

He stepped on Yoda

+3

Obi-Wan's smile cracked me the f*ck up. This is great, simply great.

+4

^

+2

-4 for stupid fart fad. farts are only funny in real life when they come out of your a s s. +4 for obi wans amusemed expression.

fart

+2

Simple, yet elegant. I gigglesnorted.

+2

Remember, concentrate on the moment. Feel, don't think. Trust your instincts.

+2

that movie sucked

-5

SO DO YOU! throw him over the side!

+3

The force is strong with this one...

+3

+1 for the staredown. Funny idea

+1

Thank you. That was my idea.

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"Master Qui-Gon, I'm tired!" "Anakin! Drop!"

+2

lol, he farted....it stunk

+2

I herd Obi Wan fart and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS.

+4

Best fart joke since I watched Blazing Saddles with my grandma.

+3

i farted while viewing this site, like 2 seconds after obi wan did, it was funny

+4

That sh*t eating grin of Ewan Mcgregors...

+4

FARTMND only appeal to 14 year olds.

-4

high horsetmnd

+3

The smirk that Obiwan had on his face made this site.

+1

pretty funny. never underestimate the power of a fart joke

you forgot to finish this ytmnd

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that's fine. you forgot to be a productive member of ytmnd in the two years you've had an account.

+3

You forgot to finish this ytmnd with an obvious punch lines to let the morons know when to laugh.

+7

This menace is no phantom: http://noooohx.ytmnd.com/

-1

Funny as hell!

+3

more f*cking star wars. you people are all nerds.

-3

Lick my sweaty ballsack, you f*cking c*nt. Nobody ever has, does, or will give a sh*t what you think. You are nothing but a plague upon this website, and should have your dick cut off with a soldering iron. In short, go f*ck yourself.

+4

ynd s serus bsnis

PLEASE GO TAKE A SH*T SIR!

-2

I couldn't stop laughing for 5 minutes.

+1

HAHAHAHAHAHA! heh... i seriously laughed , and then laughed at myself for laughing...

+1

Best one yet.

+1

If it brings tears and asthma, I give 5.

+1

Great Job, we'll call George lucas first thing in the morning for the rewrite

+1

HAH!! Such a simple, stupid joke... but so unexpected, and so well-executed.

+1

gotta check your pants after that one!

+1

AHHHHH HAHAHAHA BEST YTMND EVER!!!!!!! The facial expressions!! OH MY GOD MY HEAD HURTS!!!!!!!

+1

I thought Jedi were forbidden to use the force of the dark side.

+1

Priceless look Liam has..

+1

i laughed for about 3 minutes LOL

+1

WELL DUN

+1

I love how this loops back to the beginning of the conversation and still makes sense.

+1

1'd for star wars. Nothing personal.

-1

He who smelt it, dealt it!

5

The long awkward silence is what makes this site.

f*ckig love it

Okay, it's a fart joke, which I'm not saying is completely 1 worthy, but you stretched out the reaction to the point where it's not even slightly believable. It could have been way better, like to the point where people re-watched the DVD to make sure it wasn't a straight rip from the blooper reel. Didn't they have some nose clips at some point in the movie? Why didn't you run with that!? Take this sh*t seriously. For f*cks sake man you're amateur.