WHAT THE.....

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JIZZ

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IN

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MY

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sailboat

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What's jizz doing in a sailboat?

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You dumb bastard. It's not a sailboat. It's JIZZ. IN. MY PANTS.

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HE'S JIZZING THROUGH TIME AND SPACE! WHEN THIS BABY HITS 88 MILES PER HOUR, YOU'LL REALLY SEE SOME SH*T

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I was writing this comment and I-AAUUUUUGHHH!

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Thanks for playing this out pretty fast... I know im over it, but im sure all the people that still say "SHAKE AND BAKE" are going to jizz all over this for years to cum.

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feels good to jizz, i would know :)

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I'm hungry for you're poo, dont make me starve!!!

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1 for youtube rip, but Father-McKenzie's sailboat comment was so funny it actually made this site funny enough by association for me to 2

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@Father-McKenzie: No, it's not jizz in the sailboat. It's seamen.

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auughhhhh....dammit.

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Dick in a Box 2.0 I was writing the end of this comment and then I jizzed in my pants.

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May not be completely worth 5 stars, but I don't have the heart to break your perfect score. Nicely done. :)

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I'll do it for you.

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k

kKAY

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YTMND is serious business.

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It's 2 loops. It's 2 stars. Next time you make something of your own, 5 stars? Maybe? Maybe? Doubtful, but it's something to shoot for. As if it mattered.

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But, I Did Make This

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You edited unoriginal material. Hooray for semantics, don't step on originality on your parade route.

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What Your Saying Applys To Almost EVERY YTMND Ever Made. There Always Have To Be A Source Material, Unless Your A Artist Or A Musician, And Even Then They Use References. Humanity Is Unoriginal, mmk?

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You didn't alter the source material, you merely trimmed off the edges. Oh, well, you did reverse it in the visual clip, but that's not exactly Oscar worthy stuff. You are an artist. You can create something new simply by using source material. You didn't even do that. You're like a butcher who kills a living thing, slices it into small, easy to consume pieces, and charges a small fee. Just because there are a lot of bad butcher artists doesn't mean that your bad butcher art is anything better than bad art.

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Alright, You Want Me To Make Something Out Of This Gif? So Be It. Back To Photoshop

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Being that art is objective, this is only my own personal take, and others may find that what I find is bad butcher art is the pinnacle of art, but I, personally, think that it is the absolute low point and whether I lie to you and give your site 5 stars doesn't change how I feel. Honestly, I think your site is terrible. I hope that if you honestly want to be honest about my sites in the future, I won't care what your honest feelings are. If you honestly want to lie for sh*ts and giggles, do that. Cry more.

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I'm A Man Of My Word. If Your Planning On Staying Awake For 30 Mins, You'll See The Changes To This Site. Mark My Words

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Can't Upload The Gif Due To The 10 MB Size. Here's A Youtube Link - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFCM_2HUYDM

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Don't let the opinion of one person bother ya so much, mate. Just accept his critique for what it is and stick with doing whatever you like. :P

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Your Right. I'm Tired Is All, I Should Get Some Sleep

Why do you capitalize the first letter in everything you write?

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wrd. wtf is with that.

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wafflez, weren't you a featured user a few weeks ago?

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LOL INTERNETS

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While its SORT OF just a rip from jewtube, you did do something original with it. You also took time to polish the loop and you had a sense of humor about it. At first glance I was going to score low, but you did the work and I enjoyed the outcome. So SUCK 5, C*CKSUCKER. PS. When You Capitalize Everything It Makes You Seem Obnoxious, Like Replacing All O's With 0's. 0bvi0usly.

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I can type normally, but it just isn't me. Typing how I normally do is my "signature"

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Be defined by action, not words. Action makes you memorable for sites you create. Words make you THIS SITE WILL BE KILLED™

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I laughed at this YTMND almost as much as this pretentious intellectual diatribe and then I JIZZED. IN. MY. PAUUUUNTS.

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I lol'd at the one-click filter youtube vid "edits".

i agree with wafflez. this was funny when i saw it where it belongs, on youtube. Also, Why Do You Write Everything Like It's A Movie Title? Are You Going For Something, Or Are You Just Terrible At Writing?

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Youve just been korf'd,er waffle'd

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Wafflez is a f*cking *ss hole.

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Everything WAFFLEZ said was stolen from The Simpsons.

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Hes just mad they took away his pink status.

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Dave that is the stupidest f*cking "signature" I've ever f*cking read.

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Oh Hi LMC, Didn't See You There. Wow, You've Been Registered To YTMND 1 Month And 10 Days More Than Me! Amazing! Your YTMND Making Skills Are Really Impressive! It's Too Bad You Have No YTMNDs To Show Off That Talent. Drats.

Hey thanks maybe I'll start commenting like a retard, maybe then people will appreciate me more.

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Oh, It's Ok. Like Mr. Stump Said, "Be defined by action, not words." Just Make Good YTMNDs And People Will Love You! That Isn't A Problem, Is It?

The internets is no place for childishness. IT R SUPER SERIOUS. Good ytmnd btw.

In after flame war.

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Epic troll is epic fail, amirite? xD

Amby Sander

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This isn't Adam Sandler?

Who the f*ck is that?

Whoever he is, he apparently jizzed in his pants.

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But I jizz from there

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NOT TONIGHT YOU DON'T

5 for perfect loop and domain

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Weird coincidence: I was checking MySpace in one of my other windows, and I encountered this video in a bulletin at pertty much the same time I saw this YTMND.

He's probably jizzing in his pants right now. If he didn't wear pants, that'd be more hygienic.

Loop-diddy-loop!

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I just watched this YTMND and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS.

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I just read this comment and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS.

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I just touched the mouse and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS.

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I just jizzed my pants and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS.

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I just took a shower and I get all clean and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS.

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I started reading other comments after this one and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS.

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I just jizzed in my pants after jizzing in my pants and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS

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C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!

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LOL5!

Now that's comedy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4

feels too much like a copypastetmnd.

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I miss the old SNL. Now it just seems like an epic/scary/date movie type humor.

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I <3 HD gifs

soundtrack #0934345 entry

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Last week I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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sawr

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5 for great loop and The Lonely Island

damn you

I missed you, Father-McKenzie.

Bout fckin time this came out on this site.. literally AND figuratively. 5'd and fave'd.. You rock.

I watched the Sixth Sense and Bruce Willis was dead at the end and I--

was quite surprised.

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1

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http://jitzinmypants.ytmnd.com/

You did, didnt you?

He looks like Gary Busy 50 years ago...

lol 50

Excellent domain indeed. I got ejaculation

Thanks for the ringtone!

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look at those perfect teeth

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was waiting for someone to make this ...

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lonely island = instant 5

can I get some sort of link pl0x?

I saw Father-McKenzie's comment and I, JIZZED, IN, MY, sailboat

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I saw this site and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS

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Look at that Jizz.

E-jaculation is our salvation.

hello internet.

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http://jizzinmypants.ytmnd.com/ Although, this one is a much better try, so I'll still give four stars.

Not yours, but you did a good job with it. So good, in fact, that I JIZZED IN MY PANTS

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HE HAS PERFECT JIZZ-COLOR TEETH

Guys I just voted on this and I didn't jizz in my pants. What's wrong with me? Am I going to die?

somebody elses material

excellent looping abilities

I like this loop Dave

You, Sir, have a talent for audio. *applesauce*

The YTMND took my pants off guard.