Gambling can be a dangerous addiction! It messes with the mind and makes you greedy for more money. We've got to have MONEY

+4

The hidden agenda behind Hitler's war machine was to raise money for his gambling addiction

+16

Actually, if you read "Hitler's Game" by Julian Stutz, you'll find that Hitler made some of his more difficult decisions (unfortunately, attacking Russia wasn't one of them but that would be funny) based on the outcome of backgammon games. So in a way, he was a very high-stakes player.

+9

I can't believe we had to wait this long for a sequel!!! What a great ytmnd series among the best!

+2

Bring me Fegelein.

+3

Hitler saying "F*CK!" makes this a win.

+10

F*GELINE!

+1

you know what else is a dangerious addiction.. world of warcraft :D. are you the same person who made high stakes hitler? if not you suck.

alrighty! yes you are :D. but this one sucks, i got to tell you. i mean the first one was original and the song was awesome, but this is just a drag. the music is nice... but u know, dont kill ur jokes by remaking them.

-2

Split pot aint that bad, especially playing with such a crazy deck.

No one has said it so im just gonna say it. FIRST!!!!!!!!

Starring time-traveling Daniel Craig.

+3

high stakes hitler smokes weed everyday

-3

? High Stakes Hitler - Double-O Not ? (nsfw) Smoke Weed Everyday

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F*CK

+8

Jews-is wild

Hitler should kill himself for not folding that garbage.

+11

Thats the real reason he killed himself.

+9

Hitler plays loose/aggressive

+3

No, he killed himself because he saw the gas bill. Everybody knows that

+3

hitler killed himself because he couldnt stand the jewish body builder getting all the girls.. oh wait , thats the reason he killed jews.. i dont know why he killed himself.

5 for hitler

+6

High stakes hitler: Rating: (4.78) Total Votes: 9 Smoke weed everyday: Rating: (1) Total Votes: 2

+3

And everybody thinks the Nazi's gold disappeared in Switzerland.

+18

Why did you delete this the first time you posted it?

+2

Tough luck, Mein Fuhrer

+1

Shut the f*ck up Donny.

+3

Great edits... But its too short maaaaaaaaaaaaaan

+3

would have also accepted: hitler's site gets downvoted

-1

Hitler always gets a 5 from me.

+3

5 for Bond

+6

5'd for albert king

+3

5'd for albert broccoli

+3

Hitler must of gotten lost in those eyes.

+7

5mb limit was apparently just a glitch or something. Max is a dirty tease.

+2

Guess Hitler won't be able to afford a round with Blümchen tonight.

+1

Unfeatured is betta.

+2

nice edits

+3

this site will be killed™

+2

YEYYAYA

+2

How can you have 5/7 suited spades when it's in the f*cking hand. LOL LOL

+2

+3

ZA SEQUEL!!!

Well done

+2

I see what you did there

+2

Nice work. And as for 5mb, PSH that's like using cheat codes

+2

Aces are wild

+2

Hearts are trump

+2

Clubs are gay (San Fransisco only)

+1

Or we can play southern style. No spades.

Um, Bond has two cards that are identical to ones on the board. In the unlikely event this happens, this is a split pot.

-3

*Before anyone asks, Vegas hold'em deck holders usually hold between 4-7 decks (though never shuffled together) so it is theoretically possible for this to happen.

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Bonds cards ARE the ones on the board, there are two aces which are moved down to show his flush.

+5

i like the part where hitler plays cards

+12

NERD ALERT

+5

lol over-analyzing

+5

I don't know how much the rest of you know about Hold 'em Poker (I'm an expert), but 4s and 7s are a huge part of it.

+4

kericr's real name is gyrorobo

+2

I don't know how much the rest of you know about Hold 'em Poker (I'm not an expert), but LOL @ 'NERD ALERT'

+5

5 for Albert King

+2

"Mother F*CK!"-- Hitler, in this YTMND.

+2

nice call hitler, should have stayed at the $0.01/$0.02 tables

+3

5 for cohesion

+2

Even 007 kicks f*ckin' Hitler's ass

+2

*SPOILER ALERT*: Hitler survives Operation Valkyrie

+4

nnNNOOOOOooooooo you BITCH! yoouu biitcchhh

+7

Pre-floppppp, for Hitler, and Germannnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

+2

*takes it to the river*

+2

Novel Idea, and the editing was flawless... but where is the content? where is the real funny here? Hitler's expression is a little over the top and out of place... No doubt a lot of work put into this, and as I said... good editing. I rate you a solid 4

+1

your edits never fail to impress

+2

You got to know when to hold em', know when to fold em' ......

+2

+1 for making me watch downfall, good movie

-4

Hitler always has been a sore loser. Now, he's probably going to shoot himself in the face.

+2

James Bawnd ftw

+4

+1 for spectacular edits, and the OG High Stakes Hitler desrved a follow-up. Would've loved to have seen Hitler muck the Ace-high flush at the end, but this is awesome. HSH for life

PLEASE GO TAKE A SH*T SIR!

-8

come back in 10 years when your balls drop

+2

Kid, you're on a roll. Enjoy it while it lasts, 'cause it never does.

funny ytmnd spy joke.

OH.

FIVE STARS ALL IN A ROW!!!!! DROPPING LOADS ON HITLERS CHAPLIN STACHE!!!!!!!!!!!

Nice edits

http://hitlertmnd.ytmnd.com

-4

KILL EM ALL ADOLF!!!!! ALL OF EM!!!!!!!!!!!!

+2

He has the right idea, he's just an underachiever.

+1

Daniel Craig is a sh*tty Bond.

-1

I've got to make "God vs. Super Hitler on Lake Shore Drive (Friday night trouble bound) Part 4" one of these days...

Damn, really well done.

and many lulz were had

Hi Chav-Slayer how are you today?

I don't know why, but I really like this.

Bruno Ganz would like his internet celebrity award now

5'd for a funny concept and great music.

Looks like YTND is going back on the right track. Found three 4-5 stars in a row

+2

Great in every aspect!

He's clearly saying FFFFFFFIVE!

Nice.

Hail Hitler!

Oh dear Lord, this is incredible.

ooo he is PISSED

He's got some poo on his lip

I had to come back and fav this. Well done.

Garbage. Duplicate garbage.

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