rose bud

f*cking

peas

The Robots have taken me. Please send help.

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green c*ntful of penis

+5

Wait, if you're all here, then who's saving Vinny?

+2

-4

It's an imitation Vinny. The real one doesn't spell "W" with two V's. "VV".

+1

Oh, good. Now I can stop giving a crap.

Hello my name is drew pickles and I have a massive c*ck. I love to stick my c*ck everywhere and cover things in cum, mostly the insides of male *ssh*les. However if there are no hot guy asses around for me to penetrate I will settle for lesser things like hot sandwiches and bottles of wine. If there are only women around then I guess I will f*ck them but only if I get to stick my dick through their pussy and out of their *ssh*le, which I am allowed to do because I am drew pickles and no one can resist

-1

goodness?

Sled peas?

5 Because its the voice of Brain.

+15

^ reason why I five'd this site*

+1

Hrmmm....Maybe I'll make an alternate version with Brain then.

+3

Brain.

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

+3

Yes, Brain, but where are we going to get a green c*ntful of penis this late on a Saturday?

+7

I thought that was the joke.....

+1

Do it. Just get Orson out and put Brain in...bonus points if you can mix in some Pinky.

I think so, Brain, but how are we gonna fit the hippo inside the speedo?

The same way we do it every time Hatik...... by eating the greenc*nt full of penis

-1

no, wait until it starts to fade from up and coming, then do Brain. Force people to watch it for months.

True that.

orson well the best actor ever

his voice is exceeded only by Morgan Freeman and James Earl Jones.

+3

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

logged in to 5

Mahhhugh the french... champagne

did he say green c*nt full of penis?

+1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IH1PJTY9AVA

all's welles that ends welles

+6

Would have garnered a 2 for lack of effort if it were the original, but this is by far the greatest modification of this soundfile ever created. I've been laughing at this for ten years and it's just gotten funnier

Well done. Maurice LaMarche is obsessed with those old commercials Welles did and would probably enjoy this twisted version of his audio.

+2

Oh f*ck, theres a french beard stuck in my fry. What.. Rosebud. Yes, Rosebud f*ckin' peas. Green c*nt full of penis. Wait that's the handful. I'm terrible. Goodness? Just for the road. Mm, mm, mm, mmm.. Oh yeah.

+5

nope

llooll

I lol'ed.

Best sound edit. Ever.

+2

I still think this is better. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gR77VPFd51w (not by me)

+1

Is he munching on the penis or the c*nt?

He's munching on the peas that contain both the peaness and the c*nt.

funnier without the edits. :

-2

OH YEAH

i didnt even smile.

-6

It was so funny you accidentally hit the 1 star and then went into a coma. I understand, bro.

+1

Ooo, someone's quite the curmudgeon. Have a cookie, you tortured genius you.

He's still steaming from the election results.

+2

PITY COOKIE, F*CK YEAR!

"He's still steaming from the election results." He probably should have considered that, with the economy on the brink, people aren't terribly concerned with the legalization of marijuana.

I think so, Brain, but she'll never leave Mickey.

"He probably should have considered that, with the economy on the brink, people aren't terribly concerned with the legalization of marijuana." -- Think again. This was actually the reason for why I chose to run in this year. The economy is collapsing because of the drug war in my eyes.

Yeah, it couldn't be a combination of the Iraq and Afghanistan wars, Bush's tax cuts, and deregulation. It's all the drug war. I'd be happy to see marijuana legalized and the drug war ended, but there are way bigger fish to fry.

+1

You flying f*ck why are you doing this you piece of sh*t

The best part is "...wat"

+1

"rosebud... yes, rosebud f*cking peas. green c*ntfull of penis. wait, that's the hamfull. i can terrible. goodness, just for the road. mh mhf mh mh mshm mmmh oh yeah. oh, f*ck, theres a french feard stuck in my fry. what." i couldn't even understand 1/3 of what he said...

Clearly.

Read up top. Goneja's got the official transcript, except it's a bit out of order.

they're even better raw

+2

I think i like the original better...but i'm fiving because for some crazy reason you have naruto in the keywords.

+2

It's my tradition.

-1

or because he's a 4f*g new f*g.

-4

No, I hate 4f*gs. And family guy. Wait, damn, I left them out of the f*ckin tagline?!

-1

filled with country goodness and green peaness

what?

-3

I think so, Brain, but who wants to Pierce Brosnan?

this rating has come far to close to the best site ever.

-5

I think so, Brain, but who wants to see Snow White and the Seven Samurai? ...NARF

not bad,

I can't hear that guys voice and not think of Brain

+2

They're even better when you're dead!

or raw or in his beard. MMM MMM UHM. OHH YEAH.

I love you She-Hulk.

Filled with rich country goodness and green peaness...wait that's terrible. I quit.

You're really good at audio splicing. You should do Youtube poops! ^_^

I do some, but they're not all that good and they don't mix around the sound that often and half of them are ear rape and I'm not whoring my link out on YTMND. If you REALLY want to see them, message me or something.

I like how his excitement at the end sounds more like panic the way you spliced it. I can't stop laughing at that part.

+1

wacky

green c*ntful of penis.

+1

It's a sled.

I lol'd

goddamn, this made me laugh. i forgot about this episode, hilarious edits...

1

-2

i expect more from you

-1

instant favorite

Hooraye, finally off the front page!!!

Oh thank god, this is still here. I thought it got deleted or something and was panicking.

Just for the road...