Done.

Deciding on 30 million different pieces of chicken is not part of my job description.

+46

That answers what i had been pondering, "Whats going to be at the top of top rated this week for the next 7 days..."

-2

If you can tell me the Russian for 'make your own bloody chicken'.

+1

the fertinity of assassins has been around for a thousand years, step into this room to find out WHO you really are!

-3

chicken is delicious... didn't you get the memo?

+11

Hello my name is drew pickles and I have a massive c*ck. I love to stick my c*ck everywhere and cover things in cum, mostly the insides of male *ssh*les. However if there are no hot guy asses around for me to penetrate I will settle for lesser things like hot sandwiches and bottles of wine. If there are only women around then I guess I will f*ck them but only if I get to stick my dick through their pussy and out of their *ssh*le, which I am allowed to do because I am drew pickles and no one can resist

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^^ Ok, that's it. I can't take this anymore. Someone explain to me why this drewpickles retard keeps posting the same inane comment in every YTMND I see.

+12

'Cuz it's hilarious :D

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^^ What the hell is so funny about it, though?

It's not funny, ban him.

+9

He does it to piss you off.

+1

You reacted, ie. he wins.

+2

What the hell is he supposed to win, a Pulitzer? He's still unfunny and lame whether he derives pleasure from cluttering up YTMND with stupid bullsh*t or not. He could at least attempt to be humorous.

+1

Sponsor a site calling for his removal, then. This is Max we're talking about here. Money talks.

+8

Meh. I don't care enough to waste money on something like that. I honestly thought drewpickles was just a really lame joke account, I didn't expect him to be a full-fledged troll. :/

-1

^^^ I dont understand how drewpickles is still going. Usually its just to get attention, but I really think this has gone to far. This guy needs help.

+3

Rosa sat so that Martin could walk; Martin walked so that Barack could run, Barack ran so that our children could fly... into a chicken coop and be devoured my Morgan at the Bat Cave's KFC.

+1

Already 4chan'd

This is shadebrand and I say we declare war on drew pcikles, Hptat and also c*cks.

-1

This guy has been on a drew pickles obsession for years. Most likely he was interrupted while watching rugrats to be raped by a male family member, and associates the incident with Drew Pickles. On a lighter note, 5'd.

+1

Hey drew: http://drewistrapped.ytmnd.com/

L O F*CKING L... rugrats... never made that connection before... Drew Pickles... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... can't escape some f*cked up part of his past ;)

Fun with stereotypes

At least I have chicken...

+7

at least he knows he's getting grape soda for a drink

+1

That grape drank n*gg*!

+2

No, Kel loves ORANGE soda.

-1

WTF is soda??? and Juice??? I WANT DRINK!!!

Oh this racism is killing me inside.

Hmm

this is good.

YUP.

-1

Racism is not always funny. Don't forget about Carlos Mencia.

+36

but most of the time it is

+12

Racism looks good in 2.35 aspect ratio.

+13

i'll slit Carlos Mencia's throat

+1

Good looks.

-1

Yea Carlos Mencia is an asshat and a douche.

+2

ooh! the number 3 looks good! extra crispy

+2

1) CHICKEN 2) GREASE 3) SALT

+7

The colonel's secret

+8

Ordering KFC for 30 million people is not part of my job description.

+8

It goes great with some grape drink. 1) SUGAR 2) WATER 3) PURPLE

+3

The colonel's secret is he puts nukka meat in with the chicken meat.

+1

Morgan Freeman is NOT a BLACK MAN!

-2

He's not even from the Poke Hood!

-2

HE'S A LONG LEGGED MACK DADDY

+5

SO simple, yet SO good, and SO effective. The best kinds of YTMNDs.

+10

indeed it is :O

+1

Fav'd

featured user is credit to team

+1

Original recipe or crispy?

+1

McCain 2012

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fitting username

+13

stem cell research will have brought him back from the dead

+1

Well hey, you can't eat there everyday.

-1

The epic Dark Knight music makes it.

+10

indeed it does

+5

Gimli: YESSSSSS

The epic dark knight music made the dark knight.... Im being serious

Dark meat for the Dark Knight

lolololol

-1

The little smirk he gets at the end makes it a 5.

+3

The way he licked his lips did it for me.

+3

Change it to a Burger King menu and add Ugoff and TCBCR for a 5

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that wouldnt be funny at all

+4

Ugoff is HUNGary

+1

Ugoff is not an eastern European country.

+1

wanged

its funny because black people like fried chicken

+8

ORLY?

-1

Sure, but seriously who DOESN'T like fried chicken? sorry for not being racist for a sec. reverting now.

I see what you did there.

-1

If this didn't loop, his head would explode.

I'll have a coke!

-1

Needs more Mr. Ross. (Make a new Dr-L337 site please).

-2

Heh heh. Ha ha. Hahahahahahaha!

-1

i lawled

-1

OMFG! Awesomeness at its finest!

-1

-3 for black man being associated with KFC

-7

Would you rather he have gone to Popeye's?

+14

Well, the author did say that a blunt stereotype was his intent, so give him some credit.

around here, its Church's Chicken

+1

beat me to it

f Colman Reese isn't dead in 60 minutes, then I blow up a KFC. - my fav line from the movie

+3

This was funny despite relying on hackneyed racial humor. It'd have been funnier if he was looking at the menu at Arby's. Get it? He's old. Or maybe at the Post Office. You know, cos he eats mail. Or maybe at Midas because his *ss needs a new muffler. Or maybe at Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles because he's a die hard Quentin Tarantino fan and he only eats at places referenced in his movies and Teriyaki Donut is too far from his house to take the bus because, you know, he's old and black. Or...

+6

+3 for ranting!

experienced unexpected laughter

cool site bro *(im a black woman and highly offended_)

-5

cool site, yall *(im a cotton-picking black migrant worker and highly offended_)

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cool site bro ( im a yellow rabbit and highly disturbed )

sooo... what? (im a white guy not giving a f*ck)

you combo broke by voting 5. fail.

-2

you fail for mentioning combo break... f*ck killer instinct, cheap *ss retarded knock-off of mortal kombat.... MEGA COMBO... MASTER COMBO.... BLASTER COMBO.... F*CK YOU COMBO!!!!

you're so immature.

-3

this is pretty good

-1

Red eats at KFC cuz he's Irish. Get busy livin'.... or get busy eating chicken.

-1

It's not difficult... get the Honey BBQ Snacker. I always get like 4 of them.

+4

LMAO epic!

-3

=)

-4

ROFL!!!!!!!

-2

how is someone waiting in line at KFC racist?

-3

This site was obviously made BEFORE Obama was elected. Because racism is officially over...

-4

...licks his lips just before the shot of the menu; very smooth

-1

Saw it coming.

-2

Funny, but bordering on uncomfortable. Absolutely, a first from Khaaaaaaaaaan.

-2

He's thinking "Yes. THIS. This is what I came for."

-5

RacisTMND

-3

-3

F U N N I E

-4

was a 1 til i saw kfc lol

-3

i ashamed to say i still laugh at black people + kfc jokes

-3

I see what you did here.....he automatically likes KFC because he has won an Oscar? I am disgusted

-2

OF COURSE!

-3

it's so racist, but it's so funny. i'm black so i can laugh at this

-3

if you can laugh at it, then be real and vote on it

+1

I predict some really crappy spin-offs.

-3

naw there cant be any, KFC was as good as something like this could get

-3

Aside from the inevitable downvoter spam that's happening now, it'll have any black-man-meme YTMND can shove into it people can find, which will mostly end up 1'd into the bit bucket until once again, the alchemy happens and we'll get something good. Without any of Darthwang's suggestions in it. Or perhaps a few of them. That's YTMND for you.

-1

"MoRGAN FReeMAN SeiZeS CoNTRoL"

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I tYpE LiKe A ReTaRD

+10

Good thing I don't type like that anymore

+7

All is well.

-3

racism is a symptom of mental deficiency

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exactly, just walk downtown in any major US city and listen to the black folk... made me think I had a ritz stuck to my ass.

+1

this is horrible

-7

The next best site since that Star Trek black guy freaking out.

-3

oh yeah i forgot about that one. link?

except this isn't stolen from 4chan

+1

http://nigracrisistng.ytmnd.com/

+1

bwahahahahaa that's it. wow that brings back memories

For all those complaining about racism, please get of the internets. It obvious you don't understand it.

-2

Oh, and check the description. Apparently the SNL allusion was lost to most of you.

-2

as an working actor, Morgan gets to chose anything he wants from the extensive dollar menu

I saw it coming. Does that make me racist?

lol you f*cker

If you're gonna be racist, be original.

-6

i'll have a number 5.... haha get it because i gave this 5 stars. number 5? like the number of stars i gave it.

+2

Go for the popcorn chicken.

+1

I would've 5'd if watermelon was on the menu

What you're asking me to do is unconstitutional and immoral.

Chicken is the Word.

Everyone knows Morgan Freeman is a genetically enhanced Negro who has no need for chicken.

To this day you still have the talent to make black people funny

Oh man the lip smack makes it.

+1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTKaqXvRrDQ LOCK UP THE THROTTLE!

+1

lol, kfc

+1

LOL BEANS AND CORNBREAD

+1

I lol'd so hard...

LOL! It's about time another good Dark Knight YTMND page came out. Much obliged, Khaaaaaaan. :D

I get it black ppl love fried chicken!!!! rofl rofl rofl

+1

Of course black people like fried chicken. Who DOESN'T?

racist and below what i'd like to think i consider funny, but i f*cking laughed and a ytmnd hasn't done that to me in months

use the preloader, goddamit.

-2

This city deserves a better class of fried food, and I'm gonna give it to em'

people keep saying this site is dead, but I see f*ckin new ideas every day...

me too :D

Description speaks the truth

Lol, racism.

It's the dramatic music that does it.

this is amazing. thank you.

saw this one coming, but still lol'd

Honestly, I have no idea why this site is rated so high, it's actually pretty bad when I think about it.

"racist and below what i'd like to think i consider funny, but i f*cking laughed and a ytmnd hasn't done that to me in months" Yeah this must be it. YTMND sucks so much now that even a cheap laugh is head and shoulders above the rest of the crap.

+2

+ + +

+2

You got that right. I just came on to browse for the first time in a few weeks and this was the only site on top rated that even got me to smile, much less log in to vote on. I blame it on all the role models of the site being people that simply produce garbageTMNDs. I might come back when everything isn't complete sh*t.

+2

Well we at least know that dmaz is an idiot now. The top rated sites have been surprisingly good (with this site and the "Bill O'Reilly teaches you the names of things" sites standing as glaring exceptions) for the past couple months, yet this was the only site that made you laugh. A black-person-and-friend-chicken joke. Jesus Christ, man.

-2

get the fried chicken bucket and a bunch of those biscuits with the jelly and a medium sprite!!!!

+2

|0|

+1

dear god. so funny

+1

HRMM... NOT SURE

-1

hahahaha

+1

I can't blame him

+1

lol thats awesome

+1

racist.. down vote

-2

epic

+1

OMG, Internet

+1

hahah f*cking hilarious

+1

HAHAHA THAT WUZ FUNNY AND DID YOU KNOW THAT HES BLACK 2

+1

omg one of my favorite YTMND's!!

+1

I think I love you.

+1

I can't stress enough how bad this is.

-3

that's

-3

racist

-3

Get the KFC Snacker. It's delicious.

+2

Hells yeah it is

its... perfect

Enjoy your chicken dinner

obvious kfc jokez

318 favorites. A lot of YTMND'ers loves they chicken.

His faith was rewarded with chicken

I'd struggle too.

I'm

doing

this

to

take

up

space

.