5

-2

Hello my name is drew pickles and I have a massive c*ck. I love to stick my c*ck everywhere and cover things in cum, mostly the insides of male *ssh*les. However if there are no hot guy asses around for me to penetrate I will settle for lesser things like hot sandwiches and bottles of wine. If there are only women around then I guess I will f*ck them but only if I get to stick my dick through their pussy and out of their *ssh*le, which I am allowed to do because I am drew pickles and no one can resist

-3

+3

I was gonna agree with you but the huge cleavage gets +1

+3

but if i was there in place of that tool, the girl would've been topless

+3

But instead its 1am (eastern) and we're on ytmnd.

+8

If I was in place of that guy I'd lean over whisper in her ear and say "Snape kills dumbledore"

+2

It's my brxdé!

hjapi brxdé réf

+2

dude unban me i know we can still be friends

-2

#?!?

+3

i think this is really neat & special

-1

matlab

+1

whewwwww

-2

in jokes are always better when you show them to a large audience whose majority you know wont be in on

+2

Just because it's opaque doesn't mean it's inherently an inside joke.

F#?!GOT

+1

nice lips

facetits

i need me a graduate student

+1