Did I mention the cabinet?

+11

(in R Kelly rhymes) oh dammit i can't take it any more, he pick HI-La-Re.

+1

god I hate that song!!!

predictably fail

-1

The R Kelly song secured your 5.

Did i mention the cabinet?

-1

Hello my name is drew pickles and I have a massive c*ck. I love to stick my c*ck everywhere and cover things in cum, mostly the insides of male *ssh*les. However if there are no hot guy asses around for me to penetrate I will settle for lesser things like hot sandwiches and bottles of wine. If there are only women around then I guess I will f*ck them but only if I get to stick my dick through their pussy and out of their *ssh*le, which I am allowed to do because I am drew pickles and no one can resist

-8

You can make this site far better by changing it to Robert Reich.

The music is pretty much annoying, but goes well with the site. I laughed. 5

-2

Hehe

+1

NOW HE CABINETS THE CABINET

+14

Saw it coming from a mile away.

so did I, but the music made it good

+2

would be funnier if in an Ikea or something but joke none the less

-2

good but i cant rate it for some reason

-1

i also like how in the background to the sound they're all like ooohhh nnnoooo.

+7

They don't want a black man buying White Oak.

+4

Wood-Mode: Fine Custom Cabinetry

THAT one!

+1

is that blackstone? Good stuff

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-5

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8

And he finds the midget

+7

Midget, midget, midget....

+2

You don't need a cabinet full of cleaners!

+3

I don't need a cabinet full of cleaners.

+2

You need a cabinet full of midgets.

You sh*ttin' me?

+8

This is just what I expected, but you get bonus points for Weird Al.

Oh wait, this is actually from R Kelly's original? Ha. That makes it even better.

+4

Okay, this was unexpected and pretty clever. 4

-1

somehow I knew this was gonna be about kitchen cabinets before clicking this on...I don't know why

+1

PUNS

i, like everyone else, knew what to expect - but the music really had me lolling. good work.

MIDGET midget midget

+1

Kind of expected it, but the music did it...so, this means that there will be a migdet in his cabinet, right?

+2

I CAN...BREAK DEEZ, CUFFZ

+4

HOLY SH*T, I DIDN'T SEE THE WHOLE THING! F*ck me

make GW helps obama select his new cabinet an put better music and come on and dance come on and dance come on and lets make some romance

nignognoize.

then i pulled out my gun

I saw this from Pluto, but still a great execution.

How much is it to get a kitchen done like that?! its got to be like 6 grand or something

auto 1 for African American person

-5

A then a midget comes out, right?

+1

cool

-2

Well, his kitchen is in need of CHANGE.

+5

The news kept saying that Hillary and McCain were throwing the kitchen sink at him. Were they talking about that one?

I should have known....but I didn't. Actually I did.

What would make this a five is when he opens the cabinet he says "Oh my god a rubber...rubber.....rubber"

Expected the cabinets, but did not expect R Kelly SINGING ABOUT THE CABINETS.

THIS IS ALSO A CHRISTMAS SITE: worksafesarahpalin.ytmnd.com

How did I know?

'You can't buy that!' 'YES WE CAN!'

-1

f*ck you

reminds me of weird al :-p 5 stars

Trapped in the Closet, need I say moar?

-1

I saw this one comming from a mile away, still AWESOME EDITS.

COME ON, GIVE A BLACK PRESIDENT A CHANCE, IT'S BECAUSE OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU THAT WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS

+3

That kitchen is like something out of a nightmare.

plitidew

LOL Cabinet. Gay song.

Genius

I pull out my Beretta...

*clap clap clap*

-2 for no midget.

-1

+2 for the midget.

+1 for midget, -1 for "improved."

then the midget takes his inhaler out sez this is not goood 4 mah heart

+1

wow, totally didn't see this one coming

I wish you'd remove the "improved" part.

-2

This is not an improvement.

-1

more trapped in the closet sites damnit

+1

changed to 3, midget was a terrible idea

-2

Fav'd.

OMG a midget!

Oh my god, a cabinet . . . cabinet . . . cabinet . . .

OMG A F*GGOT...F*GGOT...F*GGOT...F*GGOT!

+2

because i am judgemental

+1

cabnit