So that really dark one must be for Bill Duke right?

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Band aid solution

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am i the only one who thinks it looks like a turkey

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no

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yes

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Hello my name is drew pickles and I have a massive c*ck. I love to stick my c*ck everywhere and cover things in cum, mostly the insides of male *ssh*les. However if there are no hot guy asses around for me to penetrate I will settle for lesser things like hot sandwiches and bottles of wine. If there are only women around then I guess I will f*ck them but only if I get to stick my dick through their pussy and out of their *ssh*le, which I am allowed to do because I am drew pickles and no one can resist

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Native Americans are once again ignored. no red band-aids

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I'm wearing the black one for K-Fed

Why is the lightest colored one in the back of the line? Oh, right: socialism.

Needs desert camo. Or dessert camo.

5'd for pet shop boys

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yep

yep yep

dont forget free healthcare for every illegal immigrant as well

hahahahahahaha.... impossible.

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Just got to push out a baby.

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didnt know ytmnd was a neo conservative site lol, BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA is your president! youre the bitch now dog

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hahahaaha shut up

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osalam is an anti-Semite

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YTMND is anti-whom ever is in power. Liberal, Conservative it doesn't matter. If Max is president YTMND would become an anti YTMND site.

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Is that an aborigine one?

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lol

Why is the black one on top?

Because you're reading too far into it.

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It signifies reparations?

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i'VE NEVER SEEN A BLACK BANDAGE, OR A BIRACIAL ONE AS FAR AS THAT GOES

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its NOT A BLACK BANDAGE. IT IS A BIRACIAL BANDAGE.

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tHATS RACISM. GOOD DAY SIR

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i QUOTE THINGS FROM THE INTERNET IN ALL CAPS.

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IT AIN'T EVEN FROM THE FACTORY

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Reminds me of a turkey.

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YES

88.

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F*ck off, c*nt.

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i dont see the American Indians represented ANYWHERE in this thing...

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Ain't no color for rednecks.

What about pale white for most of their bodies...and red...for their necks.

And maybe I didn't hold you All those lonely, lonely times And I guess I never told you I'm so happy that you're mine

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5

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I agree with the McCain adviser who said if you have access to an emergency room, you should be considered insured.

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That adviser had obviously never found himself uninsured and suffering from rectal cancer.

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I found myself in an emergency room after slipping in an icy alleyway behind a strip club (long story). I woke up with a terrible headache and a $4,000 hospital bill for being an uninsured burden of the state.

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NEEDS MORE UNIVERSAL ARMAGEDDON

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1

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O m f g I laughed so hard man. I love you.

I recommend the DONT GET SICK health care plan.

Interestingly, that's going to be the quality of our health care ten years from now if Il Douchebag implements a universal health care system.

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lol

ill take that darkest one for my wiener cut.

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Why is universal health care a good idea? Wouldn't it make more sense to have a program that only covers those who absolutely can't support themselves, instead of an all inclusive universal plan that would likely be overburdened, especially considering the way Americans consume? Any unnecessary plan obligating your financial participation without your consent meets my definition of socialism. No, I'm not afraid to call socialized medicine what it is.

Frankly I don't see what's so bad about a system that encourages people to be concerned for their fellow citizens.

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Universal health care is no more a socialist policy than social security, which I don't remember what that is anymore because it doesn't exist.

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"Frankly I don't see what's so bad about a system that encourages people to be concerned for their fellow citizens." It doesn't encourage, it forces. And wherever socialized medicine has been implemented, it has destroyed the health care industry. Our health care system is bad enough with the amount of government involvement that we have now.

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"It forces" True, so maybe we should consider starting socialized health care on a local and state level, rather than federal. "Destroyed the health care industry" Yes, the "industry". Why does money have to be made from everything? When will we pay attention to the principles and answer the question: should it be recognized by the state that citizens have a right to health care? That's the real question. And we shouldn't sit back and watch. Did we vote for a President or did we vote for a Decider?

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Health care is not a right. People have the right to PURSUE good health, the way they have the right to pursue happiness. But health care isn't some intangible that we can assign ourselves as being a liberty or entitlement - its a service provided by someone else and no one is entitled to the productive efforts of anyone. Neither of your comments addressed my original point about whats practical versus popular.

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FYI - you discredit your own position by down-voting dissenting opinion.

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Well you have a point. But I would add that even if one believes something is a "right" doesn't mean it has to be provided by nanny state... something to ponder. .... I don't claim to know what's practical for anyone but myself. That should be decided by communities of people for themselves (even the nation as a community), rather than imposed from above. In any event, I don't think the ytmnd implies any of this. Also I didn't downvote your comment.

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However, if the role of the democratic (the concept not the party) government is to respond to the will of the people, all of this is irrelevant. A plan should be written up, signatures collected, and brought to a vote.

Even communities shouldn't have the right to make certain collective decisions which obligate everyone to participate, even those originally opposed. Boundaries exist. Making someone (or everyone) else unnecessarily dependent on anyone for an indefinite period of time crosses the lines of personal responsibility and practicality.

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In this case, your understanding of whats practical for you requires that this same practicality be applied to everyone. What this YTMND implies is subjective, but certainly supports socialized medicine - and does so with the race card - which is effective as it also suggests any dissenters' feelings toward race are suspect. My down vote comment was for the downvoter, I never said it was you - which is why I made it separate from my other comment.

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Yeah. Remember how Canada's health care system went to total sh*t? Everyone there has AIDS and typhoid fever and they have to wait at the doctor's office for hours.

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"It doesn't encourage, it forces....blah blah blah" So start your own f*cking country. That's what these folks did: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principality_of_Sealand (of course it caught on fire two years ago, and now they wish they had a socialized fire department).

Free healthcare can be sh*tty, sure. Go down to an Indian clinic some time and you'll see what I mean. No appointment times, just show up and try to get seen; never have the same doctor twice. Now, $10 prescriptions, generic or name brand, for all? I'll take it.

Some of the hostile comments I've received to this very reasonable point I've made are concerning / strange at best. Its obvious some of the responders don't know what they're talking about, yet they maintain such angry convictions in favor of socialized medicine. Naive advocacy is reckless.

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Look at the outcomes: Americans spend, per capita, twice as much money on healthcare as any other nation and yet we are consistently ranked 18th or so in health indexes (life expectancies, etc.). Also, the way we do it now makes a lot of people go bankrupt.

Health care is expensive in the US for a lot of structural reasons, but the bottom line is that not enough ppl get it because there isn't enough to go around- its a limited resource. Equalizing access through a universal plan won't solve this fundamental problem, it will only spread it around. Structural changes must be made to promote competition to reduce cost and make healthcare a more attractive field to go in.

I don't place much stock in ambiguous ranking which claim the US is "#18" in the world, etc. I don't know what they base their criteria on, but I doubt it has anything to do with the quality of our med schools (harvard, hopkins, mayo, etc), or the fact that we lead the way in research / development. Mortality rates are due to other factors, such as other countries having much higher abortion rates - its not because our Doctors suck, as you imply.

1) Anyone thinking Obama's magical wang will provide us all with healthcare is clueless and ignorant of history. 2) TO MAGAIN: Health Care is a right when the corporate government is the cause of our sickeness many of the times. 3) Even if they weren't (which they are), then no it isn't a right but should be provided under the "most advanced government in history" (lul) 4) I love bandaids and neosporin. Why did you leave out the Neosporin mendali?

www.nhs.uk weep away yankee boy

I've obviously overestimated the integrity of the other people leaving comments on YTMND. I might as well be having a back and forth with elmo and the cookie monster. I've made my point with reason. Everyone else seems content to reduce a complex issue to a vague punchline. Ex: "corporate government is the cause of our sickness." ok, w/e that means.

Do you ever check your PMs?

TO MAGAIN: Hypocritical of you to attack the ways others debate then resort to ad homenien attacks. I left it to a few concise sentences due to length restrictions but if interested (which it doesn't seem like you are) you are welcome to read one of my essays or see my collection of links of how several corporations have poisoned our water, air, food; often purposely while their cohorts (often on the BODs) inside the government turn a blind eye or even assist in these crimes. Just ask.

TO MENDALI: was that PM reference to me? Because my last one is from the 7th which I replied to.

I'm not asking you for anything. If you you have reason based points for why I'm wrong on health care (I never said anything about the environment...) then post them for everyone to see. I have no problem with me or anyone else using "ad homenien" characterizations of others - as long as they first reason their points. Still waiting for you (and everyone else) to do that.

haha I get it Obama is black

Actually, you don't.

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Well actually, he is a bi-racial man.

Higher taxes is patriotic

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So obviously Obama is unpatriotic.

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kerry/edwards '04. AMIRITE?

Impossible to get health care is more like it

So where's this music from anyway?

8 years of Democratic control of all three branches of government should give us some clear data...

Universal City Studios Inc. Health Care

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if this is universal where is martian green you socialist sonuvabitch

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And me. I'm blue.

by mandating health coverage and not taking over the hospital systems, every American is mandated by the U.S. gov't to pay the owners of these hospitals, and not the state. So Obama's plan is actually adding fuel to the fire.

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critical-thinking fail.

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........................o I c wat u did thar

For the f*cks who are against UHC, might I suggest they reach down between their legs and check to see if they've any testicles. This pussy 'WHINE WHINE WHINE USSR TOLIET PAPER LINE' is getting old. You need to get the f*ck out of this country and live in other areas to get an idea how a healthcare system can work. You stupid dorks slap on an extra digit to all your medications here with a decrease in quality of service.

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ive been to universal studios in orlando its not that great

Universal Health Care™

word life

F*ck Yeah! Band aids!

Mendali!!! Didn't even realize until after I posted my previous comment ha! Just for that I'll raise my score from a 4 to a 5 even though you left out the Neosporin.

sometimes the basic ytmnds are the best...

lolxz

lol are you sure all the colors are represented? :)

America's all about making categories and making sure everyone can fit in one. So to answer your question, yes.

dang that was funny.