Where's Lcadwallader?

+3

wheres drewpickles?

+4

Where's Waldo?

+6

Where's ma autograph book?

will you sign my penis, filibuster?

+1

Yes, anything for a fan. I'll sign it with my tongue.

+4

I circle jerked all over this.

+1

I don't see myself on that list. 1

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^ you should be http://z10.invisionfree.com/Victory_Alliance/

k. sponsor this feature me.

-2

You are now.

You forgot AwesomeBob!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've donated over $500 to this site - I should be up there (and once was - have no idea why I was removed) ((and my ytmnd was 2nd highest rated for the week this week))

$500.00? Um wow.Somebodys got rich parents.

Or I'm smart and instead of going to college like all you hive-minders I chose to utilize the skills I already knew and start a business. (And you obviously have no idea what Razor Gator is.)

+3

touche'

<3

Thank Odin and Skaldi I'm not pink.

+1

Forgot an i in my name, but who cares. It's the idea that counts!

+4

lol, self-nomination

+1

stick us your mouth and feature us.

+1

someone make a victory site, I'm going to bed

+1

lol shameless self promotion

+1

Wikimedia Commons has media related to: Cleavage

+1

ochobobo is already featured

-1

then he would stay featured

+1

That list is missing a few users *cough*

You forgot Aegis

+4

If he joins the Victory Alliance message board he will be added.

-5

sponsor this, feature us

ok

+1

F*GGOT

+2

baron.ytmnd.com

YTmnd would much better if it were true.

Dear max, please replace the current group of circle jerking featured users who don't make sites like I do with a new group of circle jerking users who do makes sites like I do. Love, everyone-who-is-not-featured-at-the-time-of-complaint.

+19

Good idea!

+1

But the majority of ytmnd dont like the current featured users.

-2

lol gr33nscr33n nailed it

And this is how you join the new group of circle jerking featured users. http://z10.invisionfree.com/Victory_Alliance/

See, now *that* is a circle jerk. People who gravitate towards the same types of sites they make is just human nature.

+2

The sponsored section is mostly worthless. If it was funny it wouldn't need to be sponsored. The recently created section is full of spam or mediocrity (my sites can be found here). The top viewed/rated sections are full of sites I saw a week ago. The featured user section is an art classroom. If a featured user does make something funny, it'll end up in the U&C. Therefore the only section worth browsing is the U&C. Therefore being pink is meaningless.

so by majority you mean the whole ten people right?

+3

yeah...only 10 people don't like the featured user system.

Only 10 people? Riiiight.This circle jerk isnt full of elitism.

^Pfffft, hahahaha.

"But the majority of ytmnd dont like the current featured users" Ummm right. And you know this how? Don't you mean there are a few outspoken users (like this sit's creator) in the minority and a silent majority who don't care/think it's fine how it is?

+1

...TAKE BACK THE........WHITE HOUSE!

+1

Us common folk have a better pulse on what the majority like than you featured users in your big mansions of instant front screen success isolating yourself from what real YTMND'ers want.

+1

I for one can attest that being featured does not mean "instant front screen success." My sites only stay above a 3.5 because I have 37 accounts to upvote them with. I may wear the pink uniform of the ytmnd upper crust but I'm the ytmnd equivalent of Bill Hicks' and Miranda July's aborted love child.

+2

I view success in terms of number of views, not avg site rating. I would rather have a million people see a site I made and have a 3 rating than have 8 people view it and have a 5 rating.

If only we had some democratic way of letting the "majority" decide what they like. Perhaps a system where each user can vote on each site, with each vote counting equally. And then maybe a section of the front page which displays these highly rated sites. Nah, too much to hope for.

+2

Who would be trusted to count the votes? I mean, clearly, the majority would want DarthWang as a featured user, and Max would NEVER allow that!

-1

Where's Father-McKenzie?

+1

lol,sponsored

-1

Lol, where's burrich, momthinksimcool, and daltonofzeal2?

hay guyz ytmnd is borken her are 10 wayz to fix it.

hi thar

why should i be there?

Agreed, also I must start using Victory Alliance again now that I have the time.

here here to that

You better add Goneja before he throws a fit.

+4

i already represent that group as a featured user

LOLOLOL

:(

Let's just drop the whole "featured user" thing. Or at least stop talking about it.

+2

yeah, no kidding.

Hmmm, if I'm featured, I can get my fake name some press!!!

+2

Better yet, let's just go back to the way it was in 2004. No character limits, multiple accounts for everyone, no featured sites or sponsorships, no rules or order of any sort, and the sites randomly not displaying images and sound. I miss that.

+1

Good idea DZ2.ytmnd has been downhill after this actually:http://wiki.ytmnd.com/Night_of_the_Unicorns I went on a 7 or 8 month hiatus because i couldnt stand the f*ggotry of it all.What happened to all the great users,syncan,sitsu,boomaga,kayne,moheevi,etc.Seems like alot of good ones just packed it up and left in '07

+1

doesnt feature me or father-mc or dunsparceabomguye or aegis or peesauce or countless others voghte 1

+5

Join this circle jerk to get featured. http://z10.invisionfree.com/Victory_Alliance/

-3

1 for having LOLTMNDVote5- possibly one of the worst users ever

+2

still better than directory

yeah i ahet that loltmd too he makes bad sites boohhoo liet me cry for a while.

-2

Hey, thanks murph!

NP.Maybe you can PACARD this for one day for sh*t's and giggles?

+1

ok

when did ytmnd become a circle jerk fest?

When featured users were implemented.

+1

It actually started on #?!.Featured users is an offshoot of that.

+2

The FPA is the biggest circle jerk group there is or do you really think that seeing a 3500 square wave site for the 1000th time is clever trolling?

biggest? I think their are more featured users than fpa... (I could be wrong)

I'm not talking numbers, but how they vote.

The difference is that most featured users didn't ask to be featured users (though some did). You all deliberately joined your silly little alliances and avengences.

+4

Analysis of Internet factions is humourous to me.

+2

so be it. the battle lines have been drawn.

They have. EPICPACARD vs. PatrikPACARD

4 for total retardation

My proposal: get rid of it and bring back Worthwhile so you can actually see different stuff on the front page more than once every two weeks.

you know that thing at the bottom of the front page that says [ customize your front page ]...

That sounds like work.....

I gave this a one

0 out of 1 chowdahs approved.

+2

None of this will matter in a year or so.ytmnd has been on a steady decline since '06 when it peaked.Top viewed used to garner 25-30 thousand views,easy.Now a top viewed gets MAYBE 5000 views.This place is done like mike.

+1

If Max hands over control of YTMND to the Victory Alliance, we will turn it around!

-2

If Max hands over control of YTMND to EPIC PACARD, he will turn it around?

+4

YES

+2

the world isn't big enough for the both of us

+2

I WAS HERE FIRST SON

+2

well this can only lead to one thing, a battle between PACARD and PACARD so epic that not even the universe can contain it and all of space-time is disrupted because of it

+3

No offense L5 but i shouldve sponsored this instead.http://washingtoncapitals.ytmnd.com/

I don't disagree, but will a SNFW site show up on sponsorships list?

Only if you have your YTMND settings set up to display nsfw on the front page.

I would just like to point out, I do like a few featured users. Off the top of my head, Kassius, Ochobobo, gr33nscr33n, steakman, tricolor, and FutureF*ggyFeaturedUser come to mind.

EPIC

Is there an epicpacard on ytmnd... I better make an alt with that name (don't tell)

+1

not yet DO IT

EPIC 5'd

+1

i wonder whom you preside to?

no man can resist PACARDS sexy jamaican charms

or woman. but i mean its obvious that chicks dig him. the point i was making was that everyone is at least a little bi-curious when it comes to the EPIC man himself

OH WOW THIS IS EPIC

+1

-ly corny

+2

You dislike corn? I like corn. You can make ethanol with it and eat it. Mmm mmm. Corn. I think they make tacos with it too.

LOL. I don't like corn, because I can't digest it and it makes me sick. So, logically, this is not corny, as I would not be inclined to make a corny site because of the medical condition.

+2

Is a Assc*ckredux the newest member of your circle jerk? If so, I'd suggest any of the VA with any integrity left leave now.

-1

I accept your EPIC proposition.

+1

I wont you to know i burnt my grilled cheese while laughing at this.EPIC PACARD owes me an epic grilled cheese sandwich.

Pacard? Picard?

MACGUYYYYYYYYYYYYYVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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+1

voat changed due to epicalities

I voted Pacard-Sanka '08

you sponsored your own site ... fail

Epic indeed

who gives money for this?

-2

cookie cuter parodying that satirizes itself

-2