Attempted to fix syncing/clipping issues in this set, please refresh if you have problems.

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Also, for those that never saw it, the prequel to this ytmnd can be found at Http://primaryescape.ytmnd.com. This is the last installment of the metal gear election series, happy voting.

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I'm voting for George Sears.

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Hello my name is drew pickles and I have a massive c*ck. I love to stick my c*ck everywhere and cover things in cum, mostly the insides of male *ssh*les. However if there are no hot guy asses around for me to penetrate I will settle for lesser things like hot sandwiches and bottles of wine. If there are only women around then I guess I will f*ck them but only if I get to stick my dick through their pussy and out of their *ssh*le, which I am allowed to do because I am drew pickles and no one can resist

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Take the controller out of port 1 and put it in port 2!

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This could be sooo much better as a flash.

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Good thing it's only a VIDEO GAME

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A HIND D?

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This is too awesome, best use of "Dumped in a dark cell" to date. You got the fav though for changing the health meter to a "Hope meter" which I almost missed.

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THESE ATTACKS DON'T HURT YOU

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You're stupid!

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Obama's is such a newb all gotta do is plug ur controller into port 2

i hate politics but im a sucker for METAL GEAR......IT CANT BE

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Same deal here

You got that from youtube (the stuff to make it) and u didnt cite it correctly. however this is a decent ytmnd. 3'd

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why the hell did it reply to the wrong one?

METAL GEAR!!!!!

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the end let me down a lot

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*skulks back into a corner*

LMAO @ Biden's advice.

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IMMEDIATE 5!!!!

I liked the funny part

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You're stupid!

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In my neighborhood, if you got something to say to a guy, you look him in the eye!

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Well done!

Very very well done.

My only regret was that this wasn't longer.

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That's what she said.

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My friends...... mmMMavrick! BEEEEPPP lol!

Quite epic my good sir. ^_^

The speech at the beginning went absolutely perfect with the music.

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They way he says "you will be dumped in a dark cell and left to die" is awesome.

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In before arrest over using the "I'm John McCain and I approved this message" soundbyte.

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ytmnd just died a little bit more

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I just died a little bit in my underwear

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I'll vote Obama as soon as he uses the 2nd player controller

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Democrat mind trick

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Then McCain will accuse him of flip-flopping.

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I hate both candidates, but wow haha. good job.

Wihte House? White House!?! WHIIIITTTTEE HOOOOUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEE!!!!!!

YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!

Effort pays Four.

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4 for syncing issues damn good otherwise

Did you refresh the ytmnd on the first load? For some odd reason, the sync is terrible if you dont refresh the first time you see it.

hmmm thought I did, refresh worked fine. . .fav'd. Good stuff

good start but there is work to be done

I love the John McCain approval substituting the HIDEO lockout, and McCain's laughing right after it comes back to reality. That shows me that this was made by a true fan of MGS. Bravo sir, this is an expertly crafted gun.

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Spoiler alert: Sarah Palin's addicted to Diazepam.

Pretty good

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Pretty.............good

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when is this sh*t going to stop

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November 5th, I hope

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seriously

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ALL ABORD THE QQ TRAIN

oh noez, people are making ytmnds related to current events....tragic

The beginning was hilarious (you will be left in a dark cell to die), but the ending was weak by comparison.

yeah, the ending was a letdown

Excellent. I wish that there was an entire separate YTMND website devoted to Metal Gear.

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f*cking win!

McCain = Psycho Mantis, Biden = Campbell, Obama = Snake... Palin = Sniper Wolf? SEQUEL!

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McCain = Psycho Mantis, Biden = Campbell, Obama = Snake... Palin = Sniper Wolf? SEQUEL!

The hell?

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The heaven?

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The devil?

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The christ?

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wtc*ck????

Palin is the boss

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Metal Gear!?

Gee, that's witty.

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You don't like girls?

You've 3'd me for far less, gr33n

Umm, anyone else notice that this just isn't funny? Secondly, that it wasn't in sync, hence the jokes were killed by the mismatched audio. Thirdly, that this fad telegraphs whatever ending the simpletons didn't see coming. And lastly, Goneja, you called me a troll for 3ing your sites. So now how am I supposed to respond other than by 1ing any site of yours I 3'd that's actually sh*ttier than this? Hmmm? 1s it is.

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Dear gr33nscr3, that big (REFRESH) text next to the title of this ytmnd. Did you utilize that suggestion? Because not a single person using firefox or IE that ive surveyed aside of you had a sync problem after they refreshed it.

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In addition, I know it didnt have the spunk of my first MGS ytmnd, but, i felt it had a moment or two. I'll try harder next time.

(REFRESH) = short hand for "great, this'll be groundbreaking."

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this comment thread is going to be longer than the tapeworm gently sleeping in my intestinal tract

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Someone woke up with a sandy vag...

Boring

I liked it a lot, but not as much as Metal Gear Primary: The Escape. I could watch these all day and still be amused, though.

Sloppy, sticky, infectious, and after my own heart.

"your supposed to hit her, damn right im gonna hit that....goddammit...aww wtf *ssh*le!" name that quote...

Metal Gear Awesome.

pretty gay but 5 anyway

possessed Meryl at the bottom of the screen is Sarah Palin

needs more codec john kerry action

Did not watch, 1'd for political content.

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laugh at tony danza

The whole not watching thing doesn't give you any more credibility.

NICE EDITS

I lold hard.

awww i was expecting more. where is palin as maryl and party swithcers (switch controller port)

Awesome

My freinds....MAVERICK

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BEEEP I'm John McCain and I approve this message. HAHAHAHA

klololo

SO GOOD.

HAHAHAHA Great! now VOAT MKKANE!

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YTMND™: Just Like Real Funny™

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It's like a joke site only it isn't funny.

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My childhood just gave this a 5.

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That whole left in a cell to die speech with Pycho Mantis music is creepy lol good job i loved it. the only thing missing was Obamas wife on the floor knocked out! lol

Obama? Obama!!! OBAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

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I could tell this was going to be good before the preloader even finished

Sniper Palin?

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I'll snipe her, all right.

fujn site about election.

LOL Psycho McCain's laugh is untouchable!

it's amazing how he's able to have long conversations while in the middle of battle.

5'd for "these attacks don't hurt YOU!"

After watching this several times i just noticed the hope FAMAS. God damn this is genius.

im Edward and i approve both these messages? lol

LOL video game

that laugh is just too crazy

Quick, Barack! Plug your controller into the second controller port!

Obama, can a black man become President, even on the battlefield?

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lol

1 for false left-right paradigm.