I like the part with jackie chan...he's my favorite asian!

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Name 3 things that aren't Jackie Chan - go!

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f*cking rice n*gg*rs

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Did you know there are no hitmans in china? guess why...

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pizza, lamps, jackie chan... doh.

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"hitmans?" are you stupid or just colored?

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actually "hitmans" is the correct plural of hitman. not hitmen. surprising, i know, but check it out.

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Soup from a stone? Now fancy that.

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Who cares, all asians look the same...

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Only one person got g0ast's TAEASGJ reference.

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i don't even get the acronym

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Tim And Eric Awesome Show Great Job! Yay

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Great Job!

THANKS JACKIE CHAN FOR 100 YEARS!

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actually "hitmen" is the correct plural of hitman. not hitmans. not surprising, i know, but i checked it out.

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I've been informedtmnd.

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hitguys

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you have to be politically correct, it's hitpeople damnit.

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but bob, i got your dumb *ss to look it up, didn't i? also, i saw you again today.

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I saw where you were going as soon as I saw Jackie Chan was William Hung.

i Saw wut u did there. almost all the asians looked like Jackie chan in this, even the baseball player.. wierd. also Chink in Armor, ne1 catch that??

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god damn it, you missed the joke. the point is HITMAN JOBS ARE A NO GO IN CHINA! if you watch THE DARK KNIGHT you know what i mean when they say "he has escaped to china.. now we can't touch him". WHY? take a moment to think. because they all look like each other. only batman had the technology to track him down through the scent of his cloths.

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by the way its hitMANS because people who take hits on other people roll alone and therefore they are hitmans not hitmen. this is just like the helicopter on a giant rotation table question.. you just can't argue it.

i don't care one way or the other. i just wanted to make you jerks all go look it up.

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I want to see how many more people have such bad downs that they call it hitmans. More? Anyone?

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"Former rapisy Kobe Bryant" = WINWINWIN

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isnt china full of hitmen? on account of they cant drive for sh*t

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ASIAN!?

talkin about asians not being able to drive.. not only they CANT Drive, but they have trouble seeing. im serious. i work at a grocery store and one of them went RIGHT INTO THE WELL with the buggy.. oh it was soo funny i almost pissed myself laughing,

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Thats Racist... btw anyone seen the latest American dad episode? QUOTE: "Isn't she GREAT?! We've become intimate rather quickly, in fact she's already moved into my house! I know. Shes ASIAN. Shes LOOSE and shes FAT. HIT THE TRI-FACTOR!"

Actually "Hitmonchans" is the correct plural of Hitmonchan. Not Hitmonchen. Surprising, I know, but check it out.

Actually, salkinRAWR, it's "trifecta," a word originally used to describe when one has successfully bet on the top three horses in a race, and in the correct order.

I AM RESPONDING TO A COMMENT BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO BE IN MY STUPID F*CKING ENGLISH CLASS RIGHT NOW AND HOLY SH*T IT'S JET LI AND BRUCE LEE AND KATHY LEE CAUSE SHE'S ASIAN CAUSE HER LAST NAME IS LEE RIGHT GOD ITS COLD OUT I WISH I DIDN'T WEAR SANDALS TODAY BUT I WAS TRYING TO BE TRENDY CAUSE I'M COOL LIKE THAT AND ITS COOL TO WEAR SANDALS WITH JEANS WHEN IT'S 30 F*CKING DEGREES DOWNTOWN GODDAMN

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drmoney. I hate you. you and your sarcasim. damn you! anyway this is one of my favorite songs on my ipod

racist

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LMFAO at RussMann's comment

i like how you make yao really tall

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LMFAO

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i dont beilive that he made yao tall, i think i chemicals the chinese put into his rice did that.

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lol

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Captain America DOES NOT SURRENDER... to asians.

chan'd

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it's funny because AZNs all solve math problems the same

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That is a false stereotype. I've met plenty of Asians in my math classes that were retarded at math.

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Exceptions don't break the rule, child.

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you should somehow add jitz at the end with a surprise "MCFRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY" at +30dB LOL!

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OMG ITS JACKIE CHAN! OMG ITS JACKIE CHAN! OMG ITS JACKIE CHAN! OMG ITS JACKIE CHAN! AH ITS ALWAYS GREAT TO MEET A FAN! OMG ITS BEN AFFLECK!

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Oh my god! It's Ethan Hawke!

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Oh my God it's Malcom in Middle!

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ben stiller

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OWEN WILSON

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bacardi and cola

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samuel l jackson

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WROOOOOOOOOONNNGGGGGGGG

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everyone who +'s my comment is either racist or not racist

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Family Guy sucks

lol

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lololllololoooloololol

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1d for gook's

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JACKIE!

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thanks to the title I was able to 1 this before it finished loading.

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baron.ytmnd.com

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Oh my god! It's Jackie Chan!

Oh my god! It's Jackie Chan!

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They all look the same to me. lol nice

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Five for Obama and Putin pictures.

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PPPppppppppppppppppppppppppputin

Yellow bastards.

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one slide too many

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They all look the same to me.

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I believe there is an inaccuracy in your slide show; Kobe Bryant is not a "former" rapist

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Comment of the month.

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Where's Godzilla?

Very informative. I didn't Joseph Stalin was a suicidal pill-popper.

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*didn't -know- Jos... arrgh, typo. Should've hired an Asian.

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oh, you so funni la

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My favorite part was when everyone looked like jackie chan.

Lol...."Chink in the Armor".....

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i lold 2

LOL i didnt see that at first because i was squiting... oh no it begins

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f*cking pizza in my hand *squinting*

squinting.... like an asian? ohohohohohoho you so funny, Mr. American GI

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ok so we have black history month in february...now the asians have october as ther history month...makes me glad us white people have the last 10 months of the year lol!

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ever wonder why february is so short?

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Because it's been the same length before civil liberties bullsh*t and they starting making these stupid f*cking history months for people who don't deserve it based on what vagina they we're ripped out of at the free clinic or on a torn up mattress in the alleyway?

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What about Chow Yun Fat?

Dugg for "Chink in the Armor"... I mean 5'd.

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5'd for same reason!

Don't you ever touch a Chinese man's radio, boy.

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This song sounds like the ending theme to Coast to CoastAM.

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Former rapist Kobe Bryant

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Had me with Yao Ming

I am now informed.

blue three

kinda an out there reference... but at least one person (me) got it.

5 for Barack Obama and "Chink in the Armor". Also because my girlfriend is from Thailand, but for some reason is 75% Chinese and 25% Thai. Hmmm...

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HOLD THE PHONE......nobody from ytmnd has a girlfriend

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they all look the same

jackie chan

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I'm asian and I found this highly offensive. Nah, this was f*cking awesome. "Chink in the armor" BAHAHAHHAA

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inb4 asian hate comments directed at Nuther10cents

all those pan faced gooks look the same

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Your info is wrong, those are all the same person.

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STOP MISLEADING YTMNDERS

asians > n*gg*rs

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I feel like that's the kind of comment where you dont know if you should + it or - it because either way it will seem racist

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KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK

Moon Man > whites > asians > spics > n!ggers

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I LoL'd

All y'all look alike

If I had another father, I wish Jackie Chan was my father because I love the way he'd make me grow up. Also, was that a Dog Bites Man reference in there?

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Chink in the armor lol

1 because you forgot the Jitz and Kaz Hirai

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Informational.

i got the joke, but it really wasn't funny. i didn't like the delivery at all. sorry.

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Call me racist, but all those asians look exactly the same! :)

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I have to admit in all honesty that I laughed like a sh*t-pants'd f*cktard. Yao.

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Here's a five from a white-asian motherf*cker. Enjoy it.

I like what you did with the Yao segment.

This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen on YTMND

I believe you forgot Porand.

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ha nice one i can guess ur chinese cuz of all the chinks also May is asian heritage month not october

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all powerpointmnds look the same

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racism jokes

CHAN'D. Also, Here's to 100 more years Jackie Chan!

I'm glad that it wasn't serious.

Hilarious, and great song. I first heard it from the Ghostly Swim album.

OH MY GOD IT'S ETHAN HAWKE!

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THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME! Asian films are so low budget they are able to just use the same actor/actress for all the roles in a film....

Wow Im Impressed

owen wilson as stalin.

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William Hung? More like William Hang.

Stalin=Owen Wilson

the song is pretty cool

congratulations jackie, 100 years in the bizz!

They all look the same over there...

yao ming did not win 2002 rookie of the year. amare stoudamire did. fail.

he's also not a stretched out picture of jackie chan

no, that was yao ming. wikipedia told me so.

Actually it was Fortune Cookie of the year

Chink in the Armor was great.

Yeah, ive seen the leaked copy too... phenomenal

this is great

Awesome sounds alone deserve fives star

Jackie Chan is acually every asian man that ever lived....ever

All ya'll look alike!

f*ckin sucked...ooops...no it didnt

Oh my god it's Jackie Chan! Oh my god it's Jackie Chan! Oh my god it's Jackie Chan! Heh, I love the last title, "Chink in the Armor". As for any heritage month, those are more racist than anything, except maybe every liberal in america.

OMG It's Jackie Chan!

I hate this site.

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Brilliant!!! Jackie much? LOLOLOLLLL

5'd for Chink in the Armor... ROFL

You forgot Nobuo Uematsu.

No he forgot Poland which is part of Eurasia

and they have always been our ally.

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All this mention of "important asians", and no mention of prolific artist Go Nagai standing next to his famous creation Cutey Honey? http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/citylife/images/attachement/jpg/site1/20080424/000802ab8018097a72874b.jpg

(that's http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/citylife/images/attachement/jpg/ site1/20080424/000802ab8018097a72874b.jpg , minus any spaces.)

I'm ashamed I didn't get the joke until the end.

they all look alike to me.

OH HAHA. ASIA. So Asian.

Hey look, it's Ethan Hawke!

FUUUUUCK

lol brilliant

5'd simply for Deastro.

88 indeed!

I'm not sure if I should really be calling this subtle humor but dammit all I didn't realize it until midway in. Heh it's always funnier when you don't realize it right away anyway.

"Chink in the Armor"?! Gutsy!! :)

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Name 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan

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This fails on many points, such as: China is not the only asian country, we don't all look like Jackie Chan, and you didn't use enough L's in place of R's. Other than that, great YTMND.

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I think I'm in the right.

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They all look the same to me xD lol don't worry I ain't racist I'm part asian myself

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JUNTAO!

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Chink in the Armor LOL!!! X'D

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Whats the music?

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The saddest thing about this site is that I didn't even realize they were all Jackie Chan till like half of it was done

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WTF is with Jackie Chan all the time? You gay for him?

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Dude... I LOL'D. Kudos for originality! 5!

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1'd for copying Peter Griffin.

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lol its all bruce lee

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