I hope Dr. Hammond is a real doctor. Shes going to need it.

+8

that raptor has been trained to stand completely still.

+1

Clever girl.

+8

Mr. Hammond, after careful consideration I have decided NOT to endorse your park.

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WELCOME, TO JURASSIC PARK!

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So have I.

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+10

The lack of humility before nature that's being displayed here, uh... staggers me.

+13

Now eventually you do plan to have dinosaurs on your dinosaur tour right? Yes? Hello? *tink tink*

+7

Ah ah ah! You didn't say the magic word!

+9

What you call discovery... I call the rape of the natural world.

+3

There is no doubt that our attractions will drive kids out of their minds.

+3

I probably wouldn't be able to finish my jello either.

+8

I would, I'd just keep packing it in.

+49

Bah, she was a vegetarian, anyway. I thought it was impossible to be pretentious at 7, but she proved me wrong. She deserves to not finish that jell-o. Give it back to Cosby.

+5

JELLO IS ANIMALS! ITS ANIMALS!

+3

Soylent Green is made out of people.

+2

No sh*t, Sherlock!

+1

Just keep packing it in... its packed really tight.

+2

Why requiem? Why?

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Was a five until the overused Requiem music came in.

-3

agreed, what the f*ck.

-2

the requiem wasn't that bad...i thought of jennifer connelly with that double dong so it was somewhat comparable to a tennis racket

+5

ASS TO ASS

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Why? Reason #1 *SS TO RACKET. Reason #2 It's used in almost every dramatic movie trailer. Reason #3 Despite how commercialized "Lux Aeterna"has become it is still a wonderful piece of music.

there are other "wonderful pieces of music" too dude. it just seems like this one is forced and comes out of nowhere

Yes but I used it because of how cliché it has become. Its constant placement in drama (trailers mostly) has been way overused. While it's still a great piece of music it doesn't work so well in serious things now (like the Jaws theme). That's why I used it here. It adds to the ridiculousness of some kids watching a man's shadow get a tennis racket beaten into its rectum. Had I used music that better retains its serious tones like "Funeral of Queen Mary" it would still be funny but not as satiric.

buttsex overanalysis

+7

You should have used "Carmina Booey" as the song. It's the most dramatic piece of music ever writen.

I have to say that I agree with the music removal. I know what you were going for- believe me, I do. The logic was there. But in practice, it was less than stellar.

+2

ITS A TIGHT FIT.

-4

bwhaahha

MERGER!

THIS WILL BE NSFW'D BY THE MODS

JERKOFF MODS

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Actually there's nothing nsfw about it. Stop being such a crybaby.

PS: SFW

I was referring to the mods NSFW-ing anything with a hint of sexuality in it

+1

There's always room for tennis rackets. It's what the jazz is all about!

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Real cute.

+2

..............

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I watched those movies.

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LOLZ!

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LMFAO 5

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F*ck Internet Explorer.

+3

Racket-packer.

As usual fantastic edits. I didn't really find it that funny though.

Ass tennis

+1

GAME, SET, AND ASS.

-1

All kids grow up some time.

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That makes me horny, baby.

brilliant

+1

epic mashup

+1

Thats packed in tight.

*GASP*

one time i had a woman pack a tennis racket into my ass, but i fear my kids might have overheard us

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HAHA, that made me laugh...of course, DarthWang's sh*tty "____TMND (with lazy edits)" sites don;t.

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Well done, sir.

zat iz gud

ASSRACKETSAURUS REX

+1

l o l blowjob noise

Who are these sick people?

It's a home video of me and max. You probably heard rumors about the secret endurance test that max puts users through before they can make featured. It's mandatory so we all had to take it... at least that's what he told me.

+5

What does max look like?

+3

What?

DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?

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What?

+1

What country you from?

What?

+2

Say "What" again!

+1

wut

-4

"What" ain't no country I ever heard of; do they speak ytmnd in "What"?

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What?

-1

One of the only highlights of that bleh movie (AP2, not JP). Thanks for reminding me.

rhacket in a bum@! what a card!@@

when i first saw it i thought it was going to be a hannaford super market commercial

Holy f*cking sh*t, it's a dinosaur, Jesus Chriiiiiiiiiiiiist, what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

+1

If you listen really closely, you can hear Michael Jackson masturbating to the kids.

lawl

JUST KEEP PACKING IT IN

+1

Nothing special

I'm in agreement that something a little more original would have been better than that overused music. perhaps some german techno with some moaning added in?

(______@______)

I love that scene from JP. Classic.

I just can't support this. Not during an election year.

-1

I totally agree.

time to repress another bad memory.

Fapping sound in the background ftw

The other movie that was spliced into this YTMND is called "Son in Law"

interesting

Its even scarier because they're .

Ha. Ha. Ha. Very funny.

-3

hahahhahahha

Think they'll have that on the tour?

+1